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También conocida como la de la absenta
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Canadian Bacon
1 day ago
Please secure your own emergency cheese before helping someone else with theirs.
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Mueller, She Wrote
about 18 hours ago
New Jersey has proposed the F.U.C.K.I.C.E Act.
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Colin Stuart 🔭
2 days ago
A frog took a flight of its own during a rocket launch. A still camera on a sound trigger captured the image as the LADEE spacecraft headed for the Moon.
#astronomy
Image: NASA Wallops Flight Facility/Chris Perry/Colin Stuart
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Antonio Martínez Ron
2 days ago
Cuando los dioses se derriten: el calentamiento global sacude los rituales y creencias en las montañas sagradas
www.eldiario.es/1_c67231?utm...
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Cuando los dioses se derriten: el calentamiento global sacude los rituales y creencias en las montañas sagradas
Desde los Andes hasta el Himalaya, el retroceso de los glaciares está forzando a las culturas locales a modificar rituales milenarios, produciendo una desconexión espiritual y una sensación de culpa a...
https://www.eldiario.es/1_c67231?utm_campaign=botonera-share&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
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Ache
2 days ago
Lo de identificarse con animales no es nuevo, hay mucha gente que se creen unos linces y en realidad son unos merluzos
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Believe in the resolute urgency of now
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GintonicGirl7
4 days ago
Si todo fuese así, si en el pasado no fuera uno la estatua de sí mismo en una plaza oscura y sin palomas o el actor secundario de una obra retirada de escena, me pregunto qué sería -imagina- de nosotros. (Benítez Reyes) Buenas noches.
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Dog Noise Generator
4 days ago
My favourite piece of internet today is the theory that Jesus was actually a type of yeast. Turns water into wine Floats on water Makes bread for 5000 people Put in a cave for 3 days and lo - he has risen! Jesus was a sourdough starter. Also this would imply: We should be calling him 'Mother' […]
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La Letroteca
4 days ago
ALGUIEN: El punto y coma no sirve para nada. YO:
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Dave O'Grady
5 days ago
Whilst media people are freaking out about U2 and Springsteen writing protest songs here’s 2 on SUB POP
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Chat Pile ‘Masks’
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‘JCMF’ from ALAN SPARHAWK SOLO BAND
@lowtheband.bsky.social
youtu.be/jlJKipe5c74?...
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Alan Sparhawk - JCMF (Official Lyric Video)
YouTube video by Alan Sparhawk
https://youtu.be/jlJKipe5c74?si=ZuFpTlVPHvTUqIpF
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Jennifer 🍄
14 days ago
in 2017 a popular twitter game was to type a partial phrase then see what your phone auto-completes it with. this proved so popular that it is now the only business model in the US.
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Jessica Ellis
6 days ago
When you’re vibing so hard with your head and neck anatomy
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"The real fight is not left versus right, it's top versus bottom." El candidato demócrata al Senado por Texas
@jamestalarico.bsky.social
en la entrevista de Colbert que no han emitido en la CBS. Pastor presbiteriano, defiende la separación de Iglesia y Estado y critica el nacionalismo cristiano.
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Libritos Jenkins (Frunobulax)
6 days ago
Martes, 17 de febrero de 2026, 22:56 de la noche: por primera vez, buscando en Google (sin IA), me ha aparecido en segundo lugar (después de Amazon) un link a la Grokipedia, después de un par de días notando que entre las búsquedas nunca aparecía muy arriba la Wikipedia.
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Rami Ismail (رامي)
7 days ago
The AI bubble RAM crisis is caused for non-existent problems by non-existent money for a non-existent infrastructure to meet non-existent demand to make non-existent business and will utterly destroy real business based on real demand and real infrastructure built with real money for real problems.
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Trobriand
7 days ago
Lo que me viene a la cabeza cada vez que escucho 'boomers' y 'grandes tenedores'.
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Es lunes y he dormido poco. Pero la noche ha sido un poquito más corta y el día será un poco más largo y hoy hará menos frío que ayer. Buenos días!
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Sarah J. Jackson
8 days ago
Someone has sure already made this observation but the fact they can convert all those empty warehouses into prison camps means they could have converted them into housing, community centers, job training centers or, hell, libraries or schools all along. It’s always a matter of will not resources.
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Kameron Hurley
9 days ago
It's the second head that nearly sold me. BUT I'M SAVING MONEY FOR THE HOUSE REPAIRS ALAS 🤣
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Andrés Trasado
8 days ago
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Juan Alonso
8 days ago
¡He hecho algo útil! (para las madrileñas/os) Consultar el estado de los parques en la web oficial es un horror (un mapa con una leyenda de colores) Así que he hecho un bot que, cuando cambia el estado de algún parque, lo comparte con todo Bluesky. Podéis seguirlo en
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Piur 🍉
8 days ago
La mejor frase sobre los votantes MAGA y por extensión de la extrema derecha la vi en un videíto de ‘South Park’: «Es gente con cuatro dientes defendiendo a gente con seis yates».
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Rob DenBleyker
15 days ago
hot take on Lord of the Rings: there should be versions in between Theatrical and Extended. keep important scenes, lose the rest. Galadriel's gifts: important scene. Eowyn is bad at making soup: not important. get it out of here.
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Jeff Stormer
14 days ago
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
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Razzball
10 days ago
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
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Feliz Sam Va Lentín!
9 days ago
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Parker Molloy
15 days ago
Me at brunch this morning:
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Sir G. O. #7291
16 days ago
En las dictaduras todo el mundo es feliz. A unos les va de maravilla y otros no se pueden quejar de cómo les va.
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pijo
17 days ago
Renfe Against the Machine
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War and Peas 🧿
18 days ago
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Chuzodepunta
18 days ago
Me flipa que la teoría del conocimiento se empiece pronunciando "no sé".
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Prenden
19 days ago
Nunca es tarde para ser emprendedor
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Rubén Fdez.
20 days ago
Querría hablar un poco de Supersofá. 👇🏻
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Oír imágenes
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20 days ago
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Guillastroso
20 days ago
La forma de proteger a los menores de los multimillonarios no es aislar a los menores sino acabar con los multimillonarios.
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Sabrina Imbler
20 days ago
I wrote about an extremely strange fellow from 410 million years ago
defector.com/who-the-hell...
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Who The Hell Was This? | Defector
It was a bonnie morning 410 million years ago in what are now the Rhynie chert fossil beds in Scotland. The mists had begun to lift and swirl over the landscape, where hot springs burbled, lichen pape...
https://defector.com/who-the-hell-was-this
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Puño
20 days ago
Yo la única razón por la que no abandono esto es porque os tengo cariño, y esto me jode especialmente porque están monetizando mi afecto para financiar el colapso de la civilización y el regreso de la edad media.
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Yago Álvarez Barba
20 days ago
El nuevo cartel electoral del PSOE.
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[Llora en cryptobro]
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Robin Brooks
20 days ago
hey wanna see 39 seconds of perfect video editing?
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Ache
20 days ago
Lo bonito que tiene madrugar es que puedes cagarte en todo durante más horas
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Hace ya casi 10 años, el día que se conoció el resultado del referéndum sobre el Brexit, tuve la misma reacción que Epstein: "Esto es solo el principio." Pero el principio del fin 😑
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21 days ago
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌
22 days ago
Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich
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Eduardo
21 days ago
Lunes:
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The Joe Gross
about 2 months ago
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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Joshua Erlich
23 days ago
the prompt when you click on the DOJ Epstein links is high comedy
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Mi pueblo sale en los papeles de Epstein 😱
22 days ago
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Landposmo
22 days ago
Hace justo un mes del mejor concierto de Año Nuevo de Viena y de la victoria de Mamdani en NY. Parece otro siglo.
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Kyle Reardon
23 days ago
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
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