‘Chastity’ is a right wing ideal. We’re not here for that. From now on, it will be called ‘Seizing the means of reproduction’ and the one doing the seizing is me. Give me your keys you little shit.

Official: liquid glass is fuck ugly. Why would I want this? Why does accessibility mode only half turn it off? Why does everyone have to follow what Apple says is better when the only reason they changed is for the appearance of shareholder value? Seriously the only thing keeping me from going […]

In the last year my water bill from Thames Water has gone from £520 a year to £800, despite using less water. I have no choice about who to use. No wonder the execs are paying themselves big bonuses!

My pet twink recently bought an industrial embroidery machine. Behold his inner thoughts made manifest.

Oh no! Anyway…

Have we got any electronics nerds who can help me with a question about inductors?

So yes I now have a milling machine and a new lathe. And making big chunks of metal into small chunks of metal is my life now

Oh god this is so satisfying. Like a squeegee but with metal.

America likes to say it’s the ‘land of the free’ but you can’t even drive a forklift into a Walmart without someone being offended.

Unpopular opinion: fat women aren’t excluded from modelling because of some global hatred of fat people. It’s because in the west, obesity is a strong indicator of low socioeconomic status and nobody wants to look *poor*. Stop trying to force capitalism into doing something the market won’t […]

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This is potentially the most important letter of the last decade for queer people. This is the template- every organisation should respond like this when TERFs demand their participation in their jihad. From: @jasmine https://chaosfem.tw/@jasmine/115105611927382512

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A work email from a director following a data breach: "Where colleagues use their login credentials across multiple systems, you should always be using unique passwords for each system. This reduces the risk if you become pwned (where your credentials have been part of a data leak)." I am lost […]

I *do not understand* why anyone gives a shit what a 21 year old fitness influencer has to say about anything? I want to see a ripped 45 year old give advice, he’s had to work for it! At 21 having a 6 pack and shredded biceps is just a side effect of drinking Diet Coke instead of eating.

EBay before AI : “engine hoist for sale. Capacity 2 tonnes. A bit dinged up with some light surface rust but works well.” EBay after AI: “This amazing engine hoist from %manufacturer is truly the best in its class! Perfect for sex parties or for lifting your mum off the toilet, why not buy one […]

Made a little test case for the UK #onlinesafetyact, to see whether we can get Ofcom to geoblock all of AWS S3 from the United Kingdom. http://ofcom.s3-website-us-east-1.amazonaws.com/

Warm Summer Evenings: a study in middle age happiness

You never could resist The Calling. Every now and again, you’d hear the music, and you knew it was time. ‘Not now, I’m too busy’. You say to yourself. But the call continues. It comes in the silence of the night, and breaks through the rhythm of the day. It calls you back to your true place […]

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Where can I put a bet on that Valve will launch a payment processing service?

They knew.

Corporate needs you to find the differences in these pictures

I've been thinking. I don't recommend it, not on a Friday.

For a second there, I thought I was having a TIA.

When you need to show your neighbours how hard you support the troops you over heat your car engine