Just got my print from @briannaduggan.bsky.social It’s a damn fine print ☕️

Standing over my pooping dog like I'm his Secret Service agent.

Very clear message to Hollywood to please stop putting Jared Leto in things.

not mourning anyone who is a diehard woody allen defender, sry not sry

This Halloween I’m going as the scariest thing of all, emotional intimacy!!! ha ha just kidding I’m prion disease

props to buffering the vampire slayer for continuing to do sexual tension awards for even the most depressing episodes (all of season 6?)

"Feminine energy" and it's just letting men treat you like trash without consequences.

you know what day it is

once again, every body say it with me: book burning is not a meaningful form of oppression in itself in the 21st century united states, it is almost exclusively ritualized violence in effigy directed at, and threatening, the people the burned books represent

just worried about my dog

leaving town tomorrow! it's been like 2 years! ack and yay! forest mountain friends here i come!

When I was a child, I spoke as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child. But when I became grown, I put away childish things. Then when I became a bit more grown, I rebought those same childish things from a vintage reseller and kinda don’t know how to feel about it

best ep of the lowdown yet

the background on zohran's colbert appearance is jaw-droppingly disgusting

i have a dog in a cone who won't stop compaining about it because she wants to lick her butt, and a dog freaked out by the cone hiding under the covers. it is 2am

little dog has rectal bleeding. little dog! assessing emergencies again 😭

Every full moon is a super moon if your astigmatism is bad enough.

As someone who has a literal college degree in screenwriting…fuck

I truly don’t get the appeal of podcasts having to be video now. Podcasts are at their very best when you’re doing something else, working out or playing videogames etc, and no good podcaster has ever been someone who should be shown on screen that’s just not how that works. It’s a goblin job.

i got the gojuchang spam at costco, ama

just! got! vaxxed!

a simpler time

ummmm neither did i?

taylor swift put out ai generated videos and has been being called out by her own fans for it and twitter is currently not letting you search “taylor swift ai” lmfao

Botanically speaking, popcorn is a fruit salad.

yeah that tracks, but this test does not have nearly enough questions

There’s a group of folks that are super Take Back Alberta adjacent and are “definitely not coordinated despite all of the evidence to the contrary”… Anyways… Here’s a great article from The Sprawl you should send to everyone you know. #yyc #abpoli www.sprawlcalgary.com/cbe-election...

Look nobody ever had autism before we were aware of and capable of diagnosing autism, you merely had a second son who was “touched” and he joined the monastery where he was known for communing with the birds.

greta ily what an outfit

I really do think that Taylor saw Sabrina Carpenter and Chapell Roan, realized people like songs that talk about sex in an explicit but light-hearted way, and then made the biggest series of miscalculations anyone has ever made

Yes, processing the past is important in trauma recovery-- but so is developing our future. Not enough recovery resources discuss this. We're not metabolizing the past for its own sake. We're doing it because we have sh*t to do from here on out that has zero to do w/ the past.

this happened to me before noon, on a weekend. i feel attacked

fried rice made from leftover indian food is a top notch weekend meal

The Portland Navy is arriving

THE 21st CENTURY: HUMANITY: Hmm, climate change is a real problem but we're starting to reach the point where most of us acknowledge that something needs to be done. A.I. DEVS: HEY WE INVENTED THIS GREAT THING THAT EATS FORESTS AND CRAPS OUT GARBAGE, IT ALSO STOPS YOUR BRAIN WORKING

trans run social media now, plz, sick of this nazi shit

youths!

i don't have any skin in the game, but it sounds like taylor is getting that d that makes you dumb, and whatever, good for her

watched the master AND there will be blood today, and i'm just not sure we can be calling one battle after another the best pta film let alone the best of the year or decade or whatever? like chill out please, i know we are all losing our minds but easy on the hyperbole geez

no news today please 🥺 can we just have one uneventful day

in better news, i have reached peak lesbian witch arc in buffy season 4. they are so happy and witchy and in love! what could possibly go wrong? (ominous)

One Battle After Another hype is real. Not since Men In Black has there been a screen villain that is so convincingly a hellacious demon stuffed uncomfortably into human skin

*trees slowly undressing

who will make me a gluten free vegan pumpkin pie? (lonely)

ohhhhhh man this season of love is blind is a garbage fire, send them all back to denver please