idk what to do with my newly NOT depressed ass during the holidays? like... joy? enjoy myself? have... fun? be... merry??? it's fucked up

the risks of falling asleep with my podcast feed running: waking up way too early to margaret killjoy telling interesting stories

Emile Gruppé (1896-1978), “Sunlit Forest Interior” (n.d.), oil on canvas, 127.6 x 101.9 cm.

did my final cleaning tasks, now i'm watching the americans and eating mandarin oranges 🥳 it's just hang out eat food time now!

canadians and anyone with reach please get eyes on this!

this is a pretty fun playlist if you want some seasonal tunes you haven't already heard ten million times

canadians and anyone with reach please get eyes on this!

i asked this of my canadian followers yesterday, and i’ll ask again today. can you please sign this petition? it is a petition through the house of commons, not a third party, and the more eyes (and signatures) they have on it, the better.

i would like some non-binary hormones please. just make me more neutral please! like intensely neutral

This rivalry is heated.

when i eat too much tylenol

look, am i doing better mental-health wise than i have maybe ever before? yes. but am i also still completely and utterly alone with no end in sight? yes

i don't think "people will make fun of my bad art" is a good reason to use "ai". we will make fun of that also

no, i will not be watching the new avatar. i watch a lot of bullshit to keep up with the cultural zeitgeist but i still have a modicum of self-respect

Epstein thing not even really a cover-up at this point, just kind of a "what are you gonna do about it" situation. "You and what army" sort of deal.

did anyone really think they would release anything incriminating? cmon

not heated rivalry making me cry!!!!!

i have planned fun indoor activities for myself today like CLEAN THE UPHOLSTERY ON SECTIONAL SOFA and SCRUB THE TILE IN THE SHOWER

had a weird dream about men treating me badly and woke up annoyed and angry instead of sad! my psyche is making progress

My eyelid is twitching again because a senile madman controls our empire's vast thermonuclear armada 👍😀👍

my gender might be "lena heady riding a horse"

pretty sure i don't have "a favourite christmas movie" and it's making me feel strange, like should i? probably the most personally christmas feeling movie that i watch in the winter sometimes is Little Women (1994)

my TWELFTH attempt to pull a nice espresso shot out of my rancilio machine in preparation for xmas guests. it's pretty close

going to the adorable little bookstore for gifties today! for the 3rd time!

Are these the same companies that told us the robot could do it?

It’s possible to tell someone they are in too steep of a decline to keep being president! America just did that last year!!

Reading about overwintering wasps and in love with the phrase "Hibernating Queens" Shout-out to my Hibernating Queens

time for heated rivalry!

made it to costco before this blizzard hit but not back home 😵‍💫 please be reasonable, fellow drivers

rewriting a more realistic script for The Lord of the Rings. Frodo just stays home and we watch thirteen hours of him cooking meals and reading books. every hour or so he glances at a newspaper and goes, "Oh shit what's happening in Rohan? That's fucked." Then he goes to the pub to drink with Sam.

GIVE US FREE COLONOSCOPIES

feel like i should make an atomic age snack platter for the fallout season 2 premier, but i think the only options i have on hand are popcorn and spam and oysters, which is an abominable combo

Me: It's a dog eat cheese world out there Friend: You mean dog eat dog? Me: Bro have you ever even met a dog?

MALLORY HAS SEEN BAND CANDY

me, justifying my choices: se7en is a christmas movie

Jane Austen used 'however' at the beginning of a sentence, and so can you.

i made the mistake of watching The Princess Bride as a "comfort film" the night i found out my classmate had been stabbed to death at a house party. you don't really think about how much stabbing is in that film until you're really aware of all the stabbing! anyway,

Local woman wakes up, gives all the pipeline loving conservatives a backyard tailing pond and a couple orphan wells for Christmas, makes oatmeal.

why aren't scientists working on making gluten free triscuits? for me

is it seasons skeetings or skeetsons greetings

FALLOUT, the television show, is so good

Every time I hear an update about Canadaland these days

effed something up in my pattern... there should not be a blank spot! 🤔

He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.

i suck at baking cookies, except for a stellar gluten-free shortbread. i spent so much money on butter today and i'm glad i did, because fuck this weekend!

Rob Reiner was a good guy. He made a lot of movies about good guys, in worlds where not everyone was good and you didn’t have to be good. He made movies about people trying. He was angry, as many hopeful people are. He knew the world could be better and he wanted it to be. His death is devastating.

time to rewatch fallout s1

shoveled my whole block today because it looks like no one is home. thankfully it was just 2 inches of powder!