Quote with a fictional band that's not Spinal Tap.

Are we at the 'it's hot enough to fry an egg on a car bonnet' stage yet?

Wishing anybody who needs it a break at least this weekend x youtu.be/dfqPJp7Q7qE?...

Second World War continues to insist on being news and not just being history. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/ce...

Aaawww no! www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...

POOP POOP!

Andy's Production Of The Day. Darrell Smith, an incredible singer, the standout at the BBC's Northern Soul proms a couple of years ago, was persuaded to sing with The Syphons (me in a shed, plus Fay Hallam on Hammond, not in a shed). 100% AI-free cinematic soul - open.spotify.com/track/2RZHd5...

Wirral people, friend just sent me this from FB.

Funky Friday tune🙌🙌 From late 2024, its got Funk🕺🕺 Also, my tan has returned!! 😎

That'll do lads, that'll do. #FPL

I haven't been posting because posting sucks and being online is an existential nightmare. anyway I'm looking for work. if you have any audio needs hit me up. austinmwav.com/portfolio/

bad news for me, the guy who uses the world's biggest condom

Despite the odd disappointment here and there, the Bench Boost is going quite well so far. Bring on the final games! #FPL #Humblebrag

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

Watching the England women on ITV4 is like watching international football in the 70s/80s.

Oh yeah 😎

OH MY GOD THEYVE DONE IT @iwriteok.bsky.social @whysophiewhy.bsky.social @coolzonemedia.bsky.social

Pauline was my cousin. Pauline died a week after my wedding party and I feel so lucky to have shared that time with her and her family. She was an incredible woman. She was the best of us. gvwhl.com/3PFLE

Uplifting and sweaty gig at the Shacklewell Arms last night, Heavenphetamine caught the mood and used it for dancing, lovely stuff 😊

This old twat will be playing records this afternoon from 2pm(UK) on CCR, lots of #acid #acidhouse on offer if that's your thing 🫠 cutterschoiceradio.com #internetradio #livedjs #djmeme #djlife #oldtwat #vinyl #records #bass #beats #bleeps

Right #FPL crew, I've been on holiday and haven't had time to listen podcasts or sort my team out. Show me your wildcard drafts please.

Right #FPL crew, I've been on holiday and haven't had time to listen podcasts or sort my team out. Show me your wildcard drafts please.

SHAUN OF THE DEAD was released 22 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great British comedies and the first part in Edgar Wright’s Cornetto Trilogy, the behind-the-scenes story is a slice of Fried Gold… 1/38

Nice little Royal Alloy in Hunstanton this afternoon.

Marco Rubio exits, with commentary from One Man and his Dog.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

The world can't end tonight, I haven't finished my easter chocolate yet.

COD: WarZone London loot drop

Just fixed the washing machine.

That bassline never gets old. My all time favourite old skool tune, with a new flavour. ✨ youtu.be/vqMXy5nNiMM ✨ #renegadesoundwave #breakbeat #techno #oldskool youtu.be/Z6OZzaTXv6k

If you see this, drop a Hero with a sword.

Had my first ever massage today. Just wondering when I'm supposed to feel the benefits? 😖

They've been back for a second viewing.

Attention! Tit action in the nest box.

Fantastic tunes and much shaking of asses at the Norwich Arts Centre last night, the Ghost Funk Orchestra were on fire! 🔥

Not an email I expected to have to send to be honest #itfc

So, about those Eid prayers in London... "What's the highest thing in Trafalgar Square?" "Nelson's column, innit?" "And the highest thing on the column?" "Nelson." "And on Nelson?" "His hat." "And the highest thing on his hat?" "That bit that sticks up." 1/8

Finally got my Swift box up 🤞🏻. @rspb.bsky.social @rspbengland.bsky.social

At last an excuse to sell him. #FPL

Not even a whisper of my captain for this GW, TAVENIER... #FPL

Show someone that absolutely rocks a hat (that isn't Indiana Jones).

STICK IT ON A FIVE POUND NOTE

OOER! talksport.com/football/411...

Tomorrow I'm going to stand up in front of a bunch of kids and ask them how a lipstick can save lives. Really looking forward to this one (and grateful to @garius.bsky.social for first introducing me to the story):

Lulu - The Letter youtu.be/eyIebqOvXIU?...

Initially thought this was another one of those unfortunate hospital x-rays.

In my youth I would drink Red Rock and Stella snakebites 🤪. Great ad btw.

WALLOP 👊🏼.