Forgot to show off my new toy Samsung Galaxy Tab Ultra 14.6" of glass!

FREE Steam Key for Mutuals Return to Monkey Island First mutual DM gets it.

FREE Steam Key for Mutuals Return to Monkey Island First mutual DM gets it.

Indie director Barbara Marques has been kidnapped by ICE. She is legally married to a U.S. citizen & was at a green card mtg when she was abducted and prevented from seeing her lawyer. Her husband Tucker May does not know where she is. Please spread the word so he can find her /1

All this AI Generated slop is costing a fortune to store on servers as well. Nobody wants Enshitified music or any other art only scammers and scumbags. mixmag.net/read/third-a...

So I sent an econsult to the GP on Thursday as I'm running low on Prescription pain killers and they never bothered to do anything with it other than say they got it. Now I'm in terrible pain again and dreading having to sit in A&E over the weekend if I run out of meds. I hate it here...

Had a Amazon delivery to my letterbox and by letterbox I mean chucked onto the concrete by the front door and left. Apparently it was too hard to open said letterbox and push it into the bag hanging on it.

New Radio Who Dis? 🎶📻 Legit shocked that DAB works downstairs as no receiver ever has before.

The collective UK when Starmer announced the 'Brit Card' a GIF Thread 1.

Get ready for the Online Safety Act Maximus with it tied to this Brit Card Rubbish and then the entire database is hacked and stolen and put on Pastebin and everybody involved with 'Digital ID' is revealed to no surprise to anybody to be nonces.

Dad had an appointment at the far away hospital today for a much delayed scan on his leg so they could work out how to treat it so it heals up and well Transport was late etc and the Doctor he was supposed to see fucked off and they don't have a nurse to redress his leg so the scan is cancelled!

Comments off as they are transphobic scabs

Tony Blair is undead and pulling the strings I see..

A point and click Fred & Can adventure? Hmmmmm....

This was the Mayflower first in service in 1948 apparently it's been doing a Cornish run this week.

Not Crossrail (Passing through West Ealing)🚂

So I go in the kitchen cupboard for some biscuits and a open bag of sugar falls out upside down and pours all over everything. I go to rescue the cling film in it's plastic holder and get rid of the sugar on it and the holder falls apart and the entire roll of cling film falls into the bin.

paracetamol is one of the most harmless and cheapest medications on earth and is important for breaking and reducing fevers, this has nothing to do with Autism but more likely America trying to outlaw any cheap medicines.

*clears throat* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Quote post an unfiltered pic and say your age 46 (month away from 47)

Kier Starmer goes fly fishing in the bath

Sick to death of Migraines, had a bad one yesterday that made my balance garbage, then it started again as soon I tried to sleep last night and has turned into a stabbing pain through my eye and jaw. 😭

Had the fake emergency at the door scam while I was receiving a takeaway delivery. Yeah right mate I'll just let you in and rob me. Red flags going off in my brain all over the place and then he tried to steal the blokes delivery bike!

See also the UK Labour Party

If you sign this, you're a stenographer. At best.

One day essential backend infrastructure for transport, energy, retail and hospitals etc won't be on the public facing internet with open ports and other vulnerabilities but today is not that day.

For #BatmanDay I've been reading Batman: Ghost Stories dc.fandom.com/wiki/Batman:...

Things like Fools and Horses are snap shots of a time that no longer exists and a younger viewer would have a hard time connecting with it.

Forums and self hosted game servers were better

Jon Stewart's bit on The Daily Show last night was genuinely funny satire, unfortunately the people he was satirising have no sense of humour.

Who among us has not ironed their balls today?

Any other ruling party would be 20% ahead 🥲

Antifa Terrorist

Modding-friendly arcade racer Formula Legends is out now - works well on Linux / Steam Deck #FormulaLegends #Gaming #PCGaming #LinuxGaming #SteamDeck

The irony of all this being Sultana and Corbyn should have been firm political pals but he's hanging around with political dead weights whispering in his ear the sort of rubbish he would have once rebelled against in his younger days. Disappointed but not surprised.

Your Party and No Union among it's member Party? Speed Running a SDP like split before it's even founded is some epic running into a wall and then stepping on a rake shit...

BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.

Microsoft’s new Xbox mode on Windows has leaked for any handheld. Windows enthusiasts have found a way to get the new Xbox full-screen experience running on Windows 11. Guide here: www.theverge.com/news/780388/...

If for any reason you ever wonder what my stance is on clout-based boycotting, Fred & Can sum it up pretty well.

My Dad "David would you come with me to Hastings if I go?" Me "You won't make it to Hastings Dad you can barely make it to the local shops! You can't do all the distance walking at the train stations let alone the rest" If he had a mobility scooter it would be different.

This reads like a really screwed up guy let down by failures of the State including mental health care and lack thereof and probably his family too. I'm not defending him as his actions are entirely irrational but obviously planned out in advance and then he panicked and got sloppy and got caught.

Just had one of Trump's Osprey's flying about overhead, I already have a migraine and now my teeth are rattling.

Catfish scam account sweetdarcy95.bsky.social please report and block

I regret to inform you that Sutton town centre has been shagged with limp upside down back to front flags.

Wonder which already mouldy root vegetable outlasts Starmer? Turnip?

Yeah I'm updating to MacOS 26 and iPad 26. The world's going to hell anyway...

We really needed PR for parliamentary elections when we had a chance instead we got a rigged referendum on AV which nobody asked for other than Clegg era wets who sold out for ministerial cars.

Top Banter if Starmer resigns before Trump gets off Air Force One 🤞