She didn’t just raise him. She survived him.🤣 Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms that worked way harder than they had to. We are forever grateful ❤️ #CalvinandHobbes #HappyMothersDay​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Science. #CalvinandHobbes #Chaos

She called them monkey heads like that was supposed to help. #CalvinandHobbes #DinnerDrama

I feel the same way about work… #CalvinandHobbes

Well if anything, Calvin is resourceful...😅 #Calvinandhobbes

Just dropping in to tell you I was adopted five years ago today! Human fostered me with a broken leg and of course I snuck my way into her heart! 🧡

MOMMMMM… #CalvinandHobbes

Why do we still have phones

😐 #CalvinandHobbes

Do not insult what little intelligence I have I need it NOW

Fushigi

I woulda done the same thing…🤣 #CalvinandHobbes #nopatience

happy 9th anniversary to the day we watched Zendaya fall madly in love with Tom Holland in real-time

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Oof 🤣 #CalvinandHobbes

Sitting in a place and there is a stomp-n-clap cover of Amazing Grace playing and I am filled with a unique flavor of disgust

There's a moment in Ace Combat 6 where you and your wingman are fighting alone against like nearly 100 enemy planes and there's no music, after trying to run away for a couple minutes with some music. Your allies show up after a bit, the first level music kicks in, and you feel like god in a jet.

Nobody said it, but the true answer here is Prey (2006)

I think I feel a crashout coming on!

Don’t. Say. A. Thing 😒 #CalvinandHobbes

Steve's original rough for this SpongeGuard on Duty moment:

Well, it was worth a shot 🎣 #CalvinandHobbes

Seeing a spike in the memes so just want to reiterate. No. Data centers are not "mostly unstaffed" Yes. There are technically precious metals in electrical components but you can't disassemble a graphics card for raw material like it's fallout 4. Do not get fucking killed.

These are the best kinda days ☀️💤 #CalvinandHobbes

i burned a capcut free trial to make this

Important rules for the "age verification" era of the internet that we're living in: 1. Do not do age verification. 2. If you have to do age verification, cheat. Do not under any circumstances give them your real ID.

tbh this needs to happen more

Took these today 😶‍🌫️

speaking of webcomics I still think this Hark A Vagrant panel is like. the single funniest image of all time

thunderstruck sounds like a song the gremlins from gremlins would make if you locked them in a Guitar Center

7 dollar gas. Well, I guess I'll buy an electric car. Oh those are 60 thousand dollars? Well at least electricity is cheap. Oh the government won't build solar panels because it's "Too transgender"? Well at least wages are going up. Oh the idea of jobs is fake now? Well at least everyone is happ

Like the man was a fucking monster. I'm sorry I don't care how smoothe his voice is or how good he is at appearing funny for the camera. Dude murdered scores of children and civilians while deporting a shitload of people. It's really that simple.

"I miss the Obama days when the president has class" directly translates to "I miss when the violent imperialism was quiet and done and with decorum"

Disgusting scum being :1 Calvin :0 #CalvinandHobbes

Womp womp #CalvinandHobbes

Thanks for pissing off Nazis since the 80s ❤️

Being on Prozac for a few years is what turned my life around. Just 30mg for 3 years and so so so many things were relieved or assisted to such a degree that I was made functioning. Thanks, flork. I'll never be able to thank you enough for that help. Fuck this anti-science cumrag

Cool 😎 #CalvinandHobbes

Thanks, but no thanks… 😴 #CalvinandHobbes

He’s got a point…😂 #CalvinandHobbes

Lovely walk today, came across this favourite graveyard of mine and it's now overgrown with flowers