🇧🇷Tiriba-de-testa-vermelha 🌎Pyrrhura frontalis Conservação: Pouco Preocupante Também conhecida pelo nome de cara-suja, a tiriba-de-testa-vermelha (Pyrrhura frontalis) é uma ave da família Psittacidae que habita regiões florestais, geralmente em bandos

Running attack ads on your own father is a choice. #CalvinandHobbes #DadLife

Putting more effort into faking attention than just paying it. #CalvinandHobbes #SchoolLife

"Why do innocent people flee the police?" Idk, maybe the fact that they kill newborn babies and puppies might have something to do with it. Just saying.

"I would not wish [disease] on my worst enemy" Skill issue, get worse enemies and invoke the plague

i go onto the filming studio and demand they let me fuck the deathclaw only for the prop specialist to reply "buddy, they won't even let ME fuck it"

Being missed this much should honestly be the goal ❤️ #CalvinandHobbes #BestFriends

Warhammer needs a sim city type game where you build a hive and have to fend of genestealer infections, mutie uprisings, political machinations, occasional orks etc all while keeping the population balanced between downtrodden and rioting

We are Mr Faggot We Carry the Flame

gotta start making t-shirts with qrcodes that open up good ol early 2000s shock jpgs

STARSHIP TROOPERS (1997, Paul Verhoeven)

Negotiations escalated to felony surprisingly fast 💀 #CalvinandHobbes #Chaos

Hobbes is the only therapy that actually works. #CalvinandHobbes #BestFriends

Look at this photo, graf

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"The president got mad the reflecting pool wasn't reflective enough so he had it painted a darker color which warmed the water and resulted in an algae bloom" is really funny I'm not gonna lie. Everything this guy tries to do down to the most nothing of aesthetic changes leads to rot and decay.

"So, if I use ChatGPT you think less of me?" Yep. Hope this helps.

Shrek 5 be like "Butts are a thing. Laugh. Now."

iran peace deal final final FINAL 2.5 revisions

I love Pedro Pascal.

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

And that was him losing gracefully 💀 #CalvinandHobbes #Chaos

Happy Cute Mildred Monday 💚

"we're going to get an indie revolution out of this" WITH WHAT FUCKING FUNDING

still thinking about how good this movie poster is by how simple it is

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surviving a night with Calvin earns every penny #CalvinandHobbes #FamilyLife

Breaks me, without fail, all these years later. Brendan Fraser was so fucking good on this show.

each nation has sent its strongest champion. in one side theres anubis the guardian of the afterlife. on the other theres obelisk. only time can tell which one of them will come out victorious

Nothing really kicks up the climate panic/anger in me like a parking lot in a dead strip mall. We covered the earth in concrete for nothing.

Dallas at night 02 Sony A6700 Sigma 17-40 Art lens

Rosalyn does not negotiate with tiny terrorists 💀 #CalvinandHobbes #PowerStruggle

HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT THIS WAS JUST REALLY GOOD FANART UNTIL I SAW THE OP 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

Oh, woe on woe! Oh, Death, why canst thou not sometimes be timely?

Two masterminds, one deeply doomed plan #CalvinandHobbes #SneakyPlans

No four words have ever caused this much terror #CalvinandHobbes #KidDrama