The Great Calvinini attempts another daring escape right before dinner. #CalvinandHobbes #MasterEscapeArtist

@beyondwx.bsky.social DID YOU SEE THE NEEEEWWWS, the first EF5 rating since 2013!

Fuck racism. Fuck white supremacists. Fuck slavery. Humanity should be diverse and safe.

me at 15: XD :3 >_> >w< o3o me at 20: emotes are cringe. whatever. me at 27: XD :3 >_> >w< o3o

Dreaming of sleeping in… but Mom’s alarm clock always wins. #CalvinandHobbes #MondayMood

Eldar swords run on whatnow?

every AI ad is like “hey gemini, what would i have for lunch?” and then the phone is like “sandwich” and the guy is like “wow”

[ Dawn ] My submission for Selaco art contest. Thank you @selaco.bsky.social for creating an awesome event! #Selaco

Stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it st

Ooooo baby another V/H/S movie dropped fffffUCK yes

Mondays...

Tonight will be the biggest and brightest moon of the year. We'll see the Harvest Supermoon peak at 11:47 PM eastern time tonight. Here's a recreation in Bryce 3D.

Even Calvin can admit when Dad’s right… eventually. #CalvinandHobbes #FamilyWisdom

Anyone else feel this way?#CalvinandHobbes #DoomsdayKid

Better a comforting lie than a cold truth…or is it? #CalvinandHobbes #BleakTruths

I accidentally glitched out an animation I was working on and created a perfect example of what the passage of time feels like to someone with ADHD

🤣🤣#CalvinandHobbes #ToughLove

Spaceman Spiff’s weapons fail… just like Calvin’s spelling test. #CalvinandHobbes #SpacemanSpiff

instead of a hot take order a hot pizza mmmmmm hot pizza

Hobbes’ bathroom tactics are ruthless. Who do you think won this round? #CalvinandHobbes #SleepWars

October Spooky Season begins with THE THING, the most 2002 licensed third person shooter ever! Grab yer flamethrowers! youtu.be/Ttd2ucofsxk

it doesn't really fit the cadence of the song but also additionally TURN YOUR ADVERTISING TRACKING NUMBER THAT U PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW U HAVE OFF 🎶 TURN YOUR ADVERTISING TRACKING NUMBER THAT U PROBABLY DIDN'T KNOW U HAVE OFF

The only bathroom ban I support.

You always have to maximize your Saturday mornings!📺 #CalvinandHobbes #TooEarly

Calvin doesn’t get romance, he’s convinced it’s a scam. #CalvinandHobbes #BedtimeLogic

Hot wings

here's a reminder that discord has adopted a new arbitration policy, which means you have under 30 days to opt out of it

What the fuck is that monstrosity

this is our cracker barrel moment

“Why doesn’t Bluesky leadership ban this known person” because they like that person’s views and work. That’s all. It’s the same reason Democrats cede rhetorical ground to fascists. They like it

NEW: ICE is planning to hire a team of nearly 30 people to surveil social media 24/7, build dossiers on people, and flag them for arrest and deportation. @dell.bsky.social has the scoop: www.wired.com/story/ice-so...

there's been too much fighting on here - let's rerun Trump Is Secretly Dead this weekend, that was fun last time

Slugs taste better with salt. Don’t you agree, Susie? #CalvinandHobbes #SchoolLunch

Have a pair of giggles from these things I see almost every day

Microsoft shoved their AI Copilot into everything in Windows 11. Which lead to an increase in Windows 10 use. So they announced they'd stop support for Windows 10, but its usage was still strong. So they started to put Copilot into Windows 10. Windows 7 use is surging 5x now. AI is product poison.

bluesky devs wanting to make twitter-reddit linkedin but getting mad about getting e621 and deviantart instead will never stop being funny to me shoutout unmarketable queers and kink artists keep doing good work

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I think one of our biggest cultural blunders was deciding airbrushed vans weren't cool and should be a target of ridicule

oh to be perfect and normal in an unexplained black void