Smushed like mochi... (Don't worry this is Sami Enrichment™) 🎨: @noarustar.bsky.social

Everything about this scene was pure cinema to me and I will never experience for the first time ever again

It's happening again 🎂

If you encounter Al in the middle of some midnight snacking, he might just devour you instead... Lil side thing while i was out for Thanksgiving. uwu #NSFW

New Jago & Shervin comic! Poor Shervin doesn’t even realize he just gave his dragon boyfriend the worst nights sleep of his life. All will be fixed in the morning at least. 😅

Choosing a new icon has never been this hard.

bro how

I love the gap between the official online groyper run info organs posting genAI pics of him as “warhammer fascist battle pope” while the actual guy looks like “ET sick in a creek”

Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess

ok this joke might be a little too specific

I think Pete Hegseth is gonna wish he had lived out his professional life as a third-tier Fox News on-air talent

Note: They are *not* gay. It doesn't matter if you're jerking off with your bro, or kissing him... If you do any of that while thinking of a girl, that means you're straight. That's how it works, end of story. This was part of a Patreon-only commission raffle (yes, again)!

Cuba will happily train anyone who wants to be a doctor. For free.

Keep it up, my fellow Americans. Lock arms and hold tight.

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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑

The president has illegally declared war to stop fentanyl trafficking from a country that does not traffic that drug, claiming its leader is trafficking drugs himself, the day after pardoning a former leader of a country who is a convicted drug trafficker. Just to level set

An Entry for A Switch 2 Case Didn't win but I like it :) #dragon #switch2 #art

in the midst of our supposed campaign against Venezuelan drug traffickers the President of the United States has chosen to pardon the Former President of Honduras, freeing him from his long prison sentence earned for trafficking more than 400 tons of cocaine into the United States

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

Imagine posing for a photographer friend who sells your image to iStock and a year later, you see this is what The Washington Post has done with the image of you walking on a beautiful fall day

This will kill people and is no less murder than the boat bombings.

Trump: "We must invade Venezuela to stop drug trafficking" Also Trump: "i will now pardon all the drug traffickers that we have already caught"

Every time I accidentally see a clip from Fortnite it's like "at long last, we have created Ready Player One from the classic sci-fi novel Don't Create Ready Player One"

a military strike on unarmed civilians is murder and a war crime

So many men go through life like that. You can play poker because it's right-coded, you can't enjoy fruity alcoholic drinks because they're women-coded, you can't lick an ice cream cone because it's gay-coded. All day, every day, choosing and judging things based on coding for narrow norms.

Conservatives after I enjoy anything in life.

Bad dream

maybe next time

NUT GRUB!!!

Gift for @thilinky.bsky.social 🌙

The original Let It Die was famous for its absolutely amazing soundtrack. Akira Yamaoka went and got in touch with a HUNDRED of his favourite indie bands and commissioned each to do a track named 'let it die'. The result was borderline mystical. They're AI-generating the music here. Fuck that.

Your Cherokee words for today. The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically. The Bear are transformed Cherokee of the old clan of the Ani-Tsa guhi. Their chief is the White Bear, who

A project I was counting on for my December bills got delayed, so I am wide open to take on larger projects and holiday commissions for December delivery.

Sir Ian McKellen remains one of my all time favorite people.

i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao

The Smiling Friends go to a furry convention.

For everyone who has been side-eyed or tut-tutted at the family gathering, and even more for those who would not could not be at those gatherings… let the only thing you change be the depth with which you love yourself and the strength of community you build. I’m thankful for you. #chosenfamily

this is just gutter racism

It's officially that time of year. Seeing these two will never not make me smile.

This is why creators and consumers hate AI. It drowns out humor efforts by sheer mass, they are often low quality slop, and THERE IS NO WHERE TO ESCAPE THEM. every formerly human creative endeavor is being inundated by plagiarism box output, leaving us to shovel shit to find human creation.

One of the most epic timeline I have ever seen.