I mean whether you replace ICE or rehabilitate it one of the things you must do is replace all the toxic cultural elements. Of course, I don’t know it’s practical to just… fire the entire ICE and then hire a new INS.

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Morning.

It’s good to know there’s some illegal orders they’ll refuse to follow.

I’m pretty sure President Kamala would’ve done something about the CSAM generator

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Trump making venezuela unsafe for americans is very on brand

I’m pro gun control except when drivers think they can drive around huge lines of cars and cut in at the last moment. Fuck you, you ain’t special.

A criminal waiting for trial calls his buddy to see if he found a lawyer for him. “Good news dude. I got you a defence attorney.” “Great!” “He’s a former journalist and got his JD from Yale.” “Oh wow.” [3 months later on the radio] “In the first ever death penalty for cheque kiting…”

as a teacher who did this with HS Seniors in Dallas, I learned 2 things: 1, this needs to be a unit every single year, K-12, across disciiplines, because it's that difficult to teach well and, 2, kids actually like spotting fakes and really get into this if you give them the skills to do so

I genuinely don't think what Dem leaders actually SAY has any effect on how media outlets will purposefully word their headlines to get Dem rageclicks.

I would also like to submit the people who lift directly in front of the dumbbell rack, blocking anyone else from accessing it.

"Tariffs and low stocks propel aluminium costs to records for US consumers" www.reuters.com/business/tar... "President Donald Trump doubled tariffs on U.S. aluminium imports to 50% in June.... Since then aluminium costs for U.S. consumers have risen by 40%" 😲

I nominate clicktatorship as an early contender for the 2026 word of the year

The problem is that half the American electorate thinks voting is some sort of game they can use to mock people they hate

thank you AI for making my shitposting more fun

Stranger Things, season 1-4: the Upside Down is a shadow dimension of earth, a dark mirror, filled with twisted evil creatures. Season 5: ITS A WORMHOLE with a flesh wall for some reason and native creatures because fuck you that’s why

"Wisconsin farmers worry that Trump farm aid won't be enough" www.jsonline.com/story/news/p... "Some farmers may be looking at a very tough decision: whether they can afford to keep their farm going."

Sprained a finger lifting a plate.

Yes. That’s a pretty big difference from a normal house where people just don’t want cockroaches.

I think of Jim Moylan's invention every time I fill up my gas tank. Jim was a Ford engineer who noticed an issue & was inspired to solve it to make our customers' daily lives easier. Nearly 40 years later & his innovative idea still helps millions of drivers every day! www.wsj.com/business/aut...

the new year

I think two things can be true: - Trump is doing this (at least partially) because of oil - the oil companies know it probably doesn’t make financial sense for them at all

The problem with your house is that the last time they looked around, more than half of your house decided to feed and support the cockroaches. And now you’re all confused that the exterminators are trying to figure out how to deal with the house that likes cockroaches so

So Trump has: -illegally abducted Maduro, which the neocons love, because they want the opposition to take over -but then left his VP, who fully supports him, in charge -but said she would follow his orders -but then she didn't -and now the Venezuelan opposition is also condemning Trump

Saving this screenshot from Threads as a new reaction image

Several hours later and there hasn’t been anything that has made me think that the primary goal of this was anything but to make war-flavored content to make the people it the room look “strong” and “lethal” with no real thought about what comes next.

merry christmas

Hello. I’m an average American consuming some linear television too. Please watch my nonsense channel.

TFW when CloudTrail is the top service spend category.

bizarre

the water thing about genAI is bullshit but the thing where it makes on-demand nudes and CSAM isn't and the thing where it talks you into killing yourself isn't and those seem pretty bad

I wonder if he’ll be victim to whatever disease afflicts New York mayors that makes them bizarre weirdos

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it’s all i’ve got

"America’s Housing Crunch Has the Wrong Villain" www.aei.org/economics/am... "Institutional investors aren’t the cause of housing distortions but a response to them."

Elon Musk promised a lot of things by 2025 - colonists arriving on Mars - xAI achieving AGI - Tesla robotaxis serving half the U.S. - completely driverless robotaxis - a Tesla Roadster demo - DOGE cutting trillions none of them happened mashable.com/article/elon-mus...

Nothing comes out of these water jets but lies and insinuations. Why did I buy a j'accuzzi?

THIS. Did you know sickle cell is curable, now? FULLY curable. If you're feeling down or despairing about what FEELS like technology/advancement/science "standing still" or being fully malicious, I have great news: You're not paying attention to actual science. Just tech industry marketing.

So the hive virus in Pluribus is a prelude to a legit alien invasion right

Hunting Wives is feeling very Revenge-y. But with way more sex. So I’m pretty hooked

Real "oh my god, she admit it" moment here. Trump is treated as an uninteresting figure without agency so we can dump endless criticism on liberals for how they react to his "natural disaster." He "doesn't participate in moral frameworks" lmfao

????? I just don’t see this. I don’t recall them “allying with” Dick Cheney.

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