1000xResist creator: the game industry needs a universal video codec for FMV games

An AI dares to dream that she is human. You’ve been hired to put her in her place. We’re sunset visitor 斜陽過客, the creators of 1000xRESIST, and this is our next game: Prove You’re Human. Published by our friends at @blacktabbygames.com. s.team/a/4533950

For anyone not in the know as well, look into paying quarterly taxes! I do it for my federal taxes, it's been a massive weight off my shoulders for years now.

Keychron dropped all the step files for all their products, chumming the waters like “have at it you 3D printing freaks” Incredible flex. github.com/Keychron/Key...

A year ago I said someone should do Frinkiac for King of the Hill. Well @standard.bsky.social went and DID IT boompane.ordoliberal.com

TIL the DVD kiosk company is now a dumpster company. I guess they decided to embrace being full of photocopied paper garbage.

between hegseth saying the US still plans to seize iran's uranium and israel behaving as if they're not a party to this cease fire (because they're not) and bombing the shit out of lebanon, i'll be surprised if there's still any cease fire to speak of by end of day

None of these people have any idea what they agreed to with the "ceasefire", do they?

Man, I was low-key feeling like I would've been better off had the world ended.

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.

Classic PC game installers feel like lost art

The world is low-key ending and I still have to make this app for this client.

Yeah I don’t know about any of you but it is actually a little hard to focus at the moment

We should all be getting free mental health time off with hazard pay for having to live in this hellscape country.

Wasn’t there some idea that we’d pretty quickly run out of missiles and bombs in Iran? Did that not happen? That should happen. Is it too late for that to happen?

I don't think I could make a joke better than this

Anyone else get real excited about today being $1 Wing Tuesday at the local wing place, only to realize that it's actually Monday and now you've devastated? No? Just me?

This place is kinda falling apart, huh?

This shit is becoming more and more frequent. Are they letting the guy who gave his phone a bath push changes to live or something?

The current moment in tech is loosely understood as software guys getting so evil they made hardware guys discover Marxism from first principles.

when we're all unable to connect to use the internet, send emails, pay our bills, use our toasters, and god knows what else if AWS goes down, i want you to know now that i blame our lack of antitrust laws far more than i'll blame a foreign missile

“go back to the moon but this time we have really good cameras” was a fantastic idea

guys the fucking fuck the fucking FUCKING fuck please stop this ride I'd like to get off

If I, and out of shape 42 year old, could climb over something in real life, my character in the video game should be able to climb over it and not “have to find another way around.”

"I asked Chat GPT to write an email for me." You're stupid. That's a stupid thing that a stupid person would say. You are not worth time. Anyone's time. Ever. You're stupid.

Iran just reportedly hit an Oracle data center in Dubai and i can't stop thinking about how good it would feel to see my tax dollars spent firing Tomahawk cruise missiles at data centers.

"Oh, you're depressed? Just be happy instead!" Except as a kind of management ethos instead lol.

I’m fucking crying dude. Asking “pretty please do not introduce a security vulnerability”.

High profile fascist getting got? Good news! Making fun of someone for now being jobless? VERY BAD NEWS DON'T DO IT YOU FUCK!

The. Rise. Of. Cognitive. Surrender. Study finds that people who use GenAI chatbots rely on them 80% of the time, and develop almost no capacity to recognize when a chatbot is feeding them faulty information. papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....

I could be wrong, but my impression is that MS’s Game Pass payouts weren’t really enough for many devs to be stable?

learning that astronauts have to use microsoft outlook in space is unspeakably depressing. we have set microsoft outlook free from the bounds of earth. polluting the stars with that janky piece of shit

If you watched the live NASA channel and all the NASA programming you’ve gotta give it up to some of the best science commentators in the business. NASA is absolutely masterful at this and it’s important to note this is a priority for them. Not many other govt orgs do this level of public education.

forgot the most important of the genre

Envious of the astronauts who get to blast off from here for ten days

there's a Logic quote i think about all the fuckin time. he said "the greatest rapper in the world is probably stocking produce" and the thought of it kills me. human potential has served the rich for too fuckin long, man.

You know you've made some peak new tech when you have the exact same fine print disclaimers as Miss Cleo.

Today is turning into a "How many Unity projects can I have open before my computer bursts into flames" day. And I am unhappy about it.

When I woke up this morning, I was not expecting there to be a manned space launch? Like WTF that's kinda cool!

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

Just rolled credits: 1) Holy shit god damn wow 2) LOL @ my playtime.