Uncontested GOTY

a bad week to be patricia taxxon 💔

I cannot actually take it anymore I need to invent the time machine and prevent tiktok from being born

petrichor gardens is out now

new video game this week! www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2zC... th

new video game soon

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

the soul of charlie kirk when sora gets shut down

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"

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every couple of years i go check if they finished making renaine yet and also if they've released that one good saxophone song from it yet. and im still checking lol

if i'm going to enjoy a video game i need to be assured that as few people as possible got paid to create it

my new short film Homemade Gatorade is out now youtu.be/SFJOHlnoQNM

A bit of a wander home.

buenos dias

these days you're really not allowed to have the BOY WANTED sign up in a candy store anymore

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

i got the ick cause he spelled it pneumonics [slowly backspacing entire post] We must work and play together as in days gone.

comic about my high school job

ennui

smoking a goint

[texting family group chat] Gotta run to the store, can you guys go to your crates?

Good news guys

can't stop saying "eggs! they're all over the place"

i drew the dream sequence from tarkovsky's stalker

you need to understand elon musk's psychological journey as all being downstream from when he was cursed by god with the most embarrassing possible accent (white south african)

sad news the bible study group that meets in the coffee shop are having a meeting to decide whether to become a fascist bible study group

Lmbo

my friend saw an incredible garbage truck today

Tiult

insane how hard pseudonyms fell off in the 21st century

i'm struck by how the large amounts of money are the sole possible element of interest in mrbeast's ideas. could you live in a room - for a million dollars? could you sit in a chair - for a million dollars? idk, man. probably

🌿Pokémon Champion Gutoto🌿

theres a stereotype that christians are really modest and repressed but idk man these guys are the only ones having weekly brunch meetings with the boys to talk about how the sex is going with their wives

Dinos land

pedestrian picking up after her dog: AM I WHAT? me from car: ARE YOU PROUD OF ME FOR NEVER TRYING HEROIN pedestrian: ARE YOU ON HEROIN?? me: I SAID FOR NEVER TRYING IT

we're so back youtu.be/GPnvlLE-vtQ

just remembered about this. these photos look really good actually i kind of killed it

more faces

#makinpics spelunker

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Probably hockney with an ipad