Sam Miller
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Lover of Star Wars. Fixer of computers. Maker of puns. He/Him
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May the Force be with you.
about 1 year ago
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amy brown
about 8 hours ago
always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay
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The Onion
about 15 hours ago
Study Finds 98% Recidivism Rate Among Americans Who Burn Mouths On Hot Food
https://theonion.com/study-finds-98-recidivism-rate-among-americans-who-burn-mouths-on-hot-food/
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Sheryl Weikal, still saying Free Palestine
about 15 hours ago
I am begging people to understand that "illegal" does not mean "impossible." "How is that allowed? Isn't that illegal?" Laws of society aren't laws of physics. Life isn't a video game. There's no Big Boss who's going to fire someone from life for not playing by the rules.
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Kotu
1 day ago
Chapelle Roan now is your moment.
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Not really a sports guy but I'm a big fan of superb owls.
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Nathan Goldwag
1 day ago
Probably gotta be Tolkien if we're going that far back, yeah?
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Thinking about Heavy Rain again. Yes, yes, press X to Jason of course. But I really do like the concept of "murder mystery game where you play from multiple perspectives, including that of the killer." It's a cool idea!
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Eoin Higgins
2 days ago
Concentration camps: “For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh. We are all in one big room with no doors or windows. We can’t see any grass or trees. We are all constantly sick."
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Exclusive: Detention Center Captives Are Throwing Lotion Bottles Wrapped With Notes to Organizers Outside Otay Mesa Facility ~ L.A. TACO
“For 280 days we haven’t eaten a single piece of fruit, banana, apple, orange, or anything fresh," an Otay Mesa captive communicated through handwritten note. "We are all in one big room with no doors...
https://lataco.com/captive-lotion-bottle-note
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Katie Mack
3 days ago
GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊
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"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
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2 days ago
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Thought Slime
2 days ago
We got the beginnings of a nightmare blunt rotation
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Phil Plait
2 days ago
Holy dilithium crystals she's talented. I'd love to have this on my wall.
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As someone who loves to cook, most of the time my goal is "tasty, vegetables, protein, leftovers." Restaurant-level is for special occasions.
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3 days ago
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One of the greatest crimes in human history? Why don't you go back in time and tell that to everybody who ever lost a loved one to smallpox or polio? See how that works out for you, Toby.
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3 days ago
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You've heard of "The Court's independently aware of that," now get ready for "Your Honor, in the ancient libraries of Ashurbanipal..."
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lowtax speedrun enjoyer
4 days ago
tgiwfwtd!
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Going to start saying "in the ancient libraries of Ashurbanipal," before going off on unrelated tangents.
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4 days ago
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Suboptimal. Although it seems like this particular subreddit was taken over by red/brown types so not a shocker I suppose.
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4 days ago
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"Something's happening" is a statement that's always true. Like "here we are," or "the time is now."
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5 days ago
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Fun gamer prank: go to a rock climbing gym and spray paint all the handholds yellow.
6 days ago
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Even if he wasn't I bet it would take more than one day to make.
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6 days ago
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Wrong Station
8 days ago
DOCTOR: I told him he needed to get out to a show, that was how he would cure his depression. CHOTINER: So you learned this technique in school? DR: No, not— listen it was good advice. Pagliacci was in town. C: Right. Is it standard to give advice before learning a patient’s name? DR: Now look
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Wonderful Secrets
9 days ago
Jk Rowling has appeared in the Epstein files!
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Take me down to tautology city where the grass is grass and the girls are girls
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9 days ago
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Getting holey mackerel is pretty easy. Like shooting fish in a barrel.
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Tim Onion
3 months ago
Pizzagate: If you replace the word “hot dog” with “little boy” and “pizza party” with “child sex orgy,” you will see the lengths these elites go to cover up their crimes. Real elite emails: Send me nude pictures of those 8th graders we abused last weekend post-haste! I am the Ambassador to Turkey.
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This is probably a generational thing but I almost exclusively use email for more formal communication, so it's utterly baffling to me that these are email conversations and not like, group chats.
10 days ago
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Mikhail Gorbaechev
11 days ago
Can't believe Don Lemon is going to miss Whiskey Friday with Tony Dopoukil sitting in a cell.
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regular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸
11 days ago
when all of this gets slightly less heated the NYT is going to be profiling anonymous ICE agents like they’re regretful Trump voters just you watch
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People who care about airplanes less than I do should not be allowed to make decisions about airplanes.
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11 days ago
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Mateusz Fafinski
12 days ago
Happy to see that there is no need to worry about the historical accuracy of new 1776 AI slop because it happens in the mystical land of Λamereedd.
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You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.
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12 days ago
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Frog and Toad Bot
12 days ago
Toad wrote on the ground with a stick: Go to Sleep. Then he crossed out: Go to Sleep. “There,” said Toad. “Now my day is all crossed out!” “I am glad,” said Frog. Then Frog and Toad went right to sleep.
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That's technically a true statement. Another true statement is "I don't have to be happy for them if I don't want to, and I didn't ask you anyway."
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14 days ago
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Well, I can confidently say that this was not on my 2026 bingo card.
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15 days ago
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The Associated Press
15 days ago
BREAKING: Seven people died and one was seriously injured when a private jet crashed in Maine during the snowstorm, the FAA says.
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Federal Aviation Administration says 7 killed, 1 survived jet crash in snow in Bangor, Maine
The Federal Aviation Administration says seven people were killed and a crew member survived with serious injuries when a private business jet crashed in a snowstorm at Maine’s Bangor International Airport.
https://bit.ly/45yNhvP
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Mrs. Detective Pikajew, Esq.
15 days ago
Wokehammer
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Jerry Chen
20 days ago
one (1) bus thread will appear each night until morale improves
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Missing The Point
16 days ago
Ironically this bus driver also lives in Vienna.
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David_j_roth
15 days ago
Obviously this is a setback but I think it's important not to let it discredit the concept of building a long, extremely narrow glass city in the middle of the desert.
www.ft.com/content/036b...
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Saudi Arabia to scale back Neom megaproject
Review expected to propose a significant redesign after years of delays and overruns
https://www.ft.com/content/036b158f-ea34-46d1-ad0a-093eba031501
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Sharon
16 days ago
mr president, you've lost the silksong subreddit
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Osita Nwanevu
16 days ago
I spent the most formative years of my political life reading headlines like this seemingly every week.
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Greg Pak
16 days ago
BTW when I say abolish ICE, I mean abolish it entirely and replace it with exactly nothing. Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. That's it.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
16 days ago
"His last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting." "Please get the truth out about our son."
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Astreia
17 days ago
The world sucks and is horrible but here's a baby elephant
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BeijingPalmer
17 days ago
they murdered Good, they murdered Pretti, and if you are on the streets of the hero twins and your surname is Kind, Loving, or Strong please be extra careful because apparently the writers are not being subtle with the symbolism this season.
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Mom for Gliberty
17 days ago
It's almost like they thought their first murder was too ambiguous.
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Shimmersoft
17 days ago
when conservatives said they had to "protect themselves from an overreaching federal government," they only meant the version of the federal government that forced them to comply with a supreme court ruling that mandated they share public water fountains with black people.
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Carl T. Bergstrom
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