Shots from the Vanity Fair WHCD party: Bari Weiss is just a fun wacky gal who wants Gaza to be obliterated and thinks diversity, the youngs and the trans are terrifying.

I refuse to give up the fabric that is most comfortable for my autistic skin.

No thanks. If they really want to bring the character back, they can recast.

I mostly drink fancy loose leaf green and oolong tea these days, but you can pry my Sleepytime from my cold, dead hands.

There's nothing to explain. The tweet doesn't say "On Saturday, April 26th 2026, Cole Allen will attempt to assassinate Donald Trump at the White House Correspondents' Dinner." It just says "Cole Allen." Has TikTok discovered Futility, or The Wreck of the Titan by Morgan Robertson yet?

But the decimation of Yiddish at Harvard doesn't matter to enough people. It certainly doesn't matter enough to be a priority for self-appointed organizations who define "combating antisemitism" as "suppressing pro-Palestine speech" along with "championing the IHRA definition of antisemitism." (2)

Bennett-Lapid electoral party is not in any way an upgrade on Netanyahu. If they won, it’d be Netanyahu without the scandales & the corruption. The center of Israeli politics for the last 20 years or so is way to the right. Without external pressure, Israel won’t change belligerence

My cat: Pay attention to me. Me: You mean like five minutes ago when I played with you and gave you treats? My cat: Lies! Slander! Propaganda!

A lot of bad stuff has been happening, which is weird because I was specifically told that it can only good happen.

“Everybody needs to turn down the rhetoric.” -supporters of a guy who threatened to destroy an entire civilization of 90 million people

If you’re going to complain that the call “From the river to the sea…” is a call for Israeli Jewish genocide because it means one state only, which is Hillel’s position, you should maybe not depict the state of Israel, Gaza, and the West Bank as one single state, either.

I'm sorry, I'm just sick of the world's leading purveyor of political violence navel gaze about how political violence isn't who we are.

qanon style brainworns being redirected at trump is very ominous for the future of this country. You cannot control this kind of mass delusion. On the other hand, it's extremely funny so i guess let er rip folks

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

Those who forget the past are doomed to repeat it.

Very useful sign on I-95 the other day (I was a passenger, not driving).

Can’t wait for like, 500 articles that are like “as I dived under a table to hide from the shooter I realized I had to be even more sycophantic to the White House”

This isn't exactly the prompt but I really think the MBTA should partner with Dunkin' to add cafe cars on the commuter rail.

Pour one out for the Hilton staff who are working perhaps the worst shift in food service history rn.

What an incredibly derivative incident. This was literally already a plot point in Suzerain.

Social media, 2026.

Damn they're saying Wolf Blitzer ripped his shirt off and screamed "come get some"

Weezer album cover if they were evil.

So just to recap, in the last minute CSPAN says it was a false alarm, CNN says the shooter was killed in the lobby, and the pool report says he's in custody, do I have that right?

I will acknowledge that Taylor has been God's strongest soldier against Internet censorship. Independently of that, attending this event is a huge L.

teaching future generations that elon musk was a fictional character from iron man 2

david david tennant landlord

i'm sorry but we'll be needing terminology besides "AI PAC"

Let's dispel with this fiction that Marco Rubio knows what he's doing. He has no idea what he's doing.

This is all accurate but I do want to note it was two Nazi salutes, plural. Everyone always forgets Musk did a Nazi salute to the crowd behind him too.

Anarchists have been saying this since 1872

Lots of great new anime this season! Snowball Earth, Daemons of the Shadow Realm, and Witch Hat Atelier are particularly great IMO.

The correct solution to concerns like "if I use em-dashes, people will think it's AI" is just to write in an achingly beautiful way so that no one can mistake it for garbage written by a machine.

Next MrBeast video is him making the signature face and pointing at a green screen background of a courtroom, with the red circle and arrow around the judge's seat. The title is "My company was SUED for SEXUAL HARASSMENT!"

I don't necessarily want Bluesky to use all of my personal data but I do wish my manually selected interests were better reflected in the trending list. Under no circumstances do I want that list to be 100% sports topics. I don't watch sports. Stop doing that to me.

it’s 1929 and I’m trying to cheer up my buddy who just lost it all in the Wall Street crash:

This is not wrong.

We still have a lot of problems in this country, but thanking the fucking lord that poor people drinking tea is no longer one of them. The scourge has finally ended.

"Iron Goddess of Mercy" sounds like a Dark Souls boss but actually it's a type of tea.

These people stub their toe or run out of paper towels and immediately write an OpEd bemoaning the collapse of Western Civilization and demanding that the army drown the streets in the blood of degenerates, it is so profoundly tedious.

Why I Left the L̶e̶f̶t̶ Jedi

RFK jr will be remembered for the mountain of skulls he would have measured in a previous age.

They think you're stupid.

Hello company that makes HRT. I do not use your product. I do not know anything about how to manufacture your product. I do, however, have some suggestions regarding packaging...

"Since you were summoned, the needs of the court have changed." Why does this letter telling me I don't actually need to go in for jury duty read like the court is breaking up with me?

I was going to play Pragmata anyway, but I've been negatively polarized into not procrastinating on it.

"People in real life: hey man how's it going?"

Oh hey Marrok has psychometry like Cal Kestis. Neat! The Maul show is pretty solid so far.

cant believe this man is doing the “but you fuck one goat” joke monologue but unironically