Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment

Why don't we hear democrats simply saying "We'd love to agree to open the gov and take the GOP promise to make a deal after. HOWEVER, the repubs have lied about EVERYTHING, so why would we trust them now? " I like strong & direct

Breaking: Ghazala Hashmi wins Virginia Lieutenant Governor race, flipping the seat from red to blue. (Source: @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social)

Thank you @jheil.bsky.social for correcting @joe-scarborough.bsky.social language !! Of course 🍊 KNOWS the crypto guy he pardoned He was probably at his Gatsby ball too

In Donald Trump's mind, there is only him. He is everything. Everything is his. Everything is about him. Nothing else, no one else, matters. In his own mind, he is the law. Everyone must follow him. He is the only one who gets to say what is right and what is wrong. ...

At some point we might have to consider the fact that he might be mentally unstable.

@smerconish.bsky.social HOW can u be so naive? Little Mike or Thune will NEVER NEVER NEVER "negotiate after" if Dems agree to their bill. 🍊& thugs are LYING Why don't ya'll talk about GOP reliability?? 🍊 has proven himself a liar. Why would ANYONE trust him over this

@repstansbury.bsky.social YES!!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 That's how you handle an interview/ attack

@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social How about those #epsteinfiles 🍊's insane actions are working. Everyone has put #theepsteinfiles to the side

@eugenerobinson.bsky.social @morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social R's DO know how bad it looks to build a ballroom now! Ya'll need to STOP (not just u) giving Rs the excuse "Reps don't understand" THEY KNOW & DONT CARE! 🍊 doesn't need his base anymore so optics don't matter. This was SO predictable

Leavitt: At this moment in time, the ballroom is really the president's main priority.

@weissmann.substack.com @nicollewallace.bsky.social I've asked this many times since 2020 and I'll ask again. WHY cant #Wethepople file a class action lawsuit against 🍊 ESPECIALLY if he gets our $230 million #theEpsteinFiles

Expect Trump to deploy outside agitators this Saturday who will throw bricks and try to incite violence.

Thank G-d for @marcelias.bsky.social WTF don't these news hosts get it and GET ON BOARD and stick to the ONLY thing that matters, not the minor bs in the indictments that the 🍊POS is pushing.

Find an event near you at nokings.org/#map.

Talk amongst yourselves 🤦‍♀️🤬

When are all the terrified people who know this is wrong but think they can just wait out the next three years going to wake up and take their heads out of the sand?

I'm overseas & not watching my normal amt of news but still, I've barely heard the #EpsteinFiles except on @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com and even he's backing off. Nobody's talking abt #Releasetheepsteinfiles The 🍊POS is winning by bombarding the media. So, write Johnson AND ur fav media outlets

Americans have short memories—keep reminding them. PLEASE SHARE!

She did not get her due respect and recognition. Please repost this in her memory. #MelissaHortmann

It's hard to believe the 🍊POS who is obsessed with optics would allow K.Patel to show his face.

@lawofruby.bsky.social @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com @nicollewallace.bsky.social @jenpsaki.msnbc.com @rokhanna.bsky.social @robertgarcia.bsky.social Has anyone mentioned the framed hanging photo of young girls in the background? #theEpsteinFiles #EpsteinFiles #Transparency #ReleaseTheEpsteinfiles

My current favorite bit of right-wing Christian hypocrisy is Ken Paxton, a man whose wife is divorcing him for adultery, forcing Texas schools to unconstitutionally post "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery." www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston...

BREAKING: Democrat Roy Cooper enters the US Senate race in North Carolina

It’s an ODE to the Rapist in Chief’s “Art of Deflection” -from the Epstein list 🤣😂🤣

@maddow.msnbc.com @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com Am I the only one thinking Johnsons delay tactics ordered by DT give DOJ time 2 alter the #EpsteinFiles Why not bring up DT raping & beating 13yr olds & paying off b4 trial. Ask @michaelcohen212.bsky.social Court links www.scribd.com/doc/31634105...

@michaelcohen.us I'm sorry I used ur account by mistake I'll repost

Dave McCormick just voted to advance the #BIGBSBILL that cuts critical programs for Pennsylvanians. We need to tell him to stop selling us out to help his rich buddies

Has anyone over 60 gotten the #mmr vaccination or do you plan too?

WOOOOOOOOBOYYYYYY!!!! AOC is going off at the Fight Oligarchy event in Bakersfield, California about Donald Trump. "If wants to find the rapists and criminals in this country, he should look in the mirror." 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

There’s a video circulating on social media that Trump raised the minimum wage to $25 an hour. 1. That’s a lie 2. Trump can’t do that 3. Trump wouldn’t do that even if could 4. Trump actually just *cut* contractor minimum wage.

Think about how much of an entitled prick you’d have to be to think calling other human beings “peasants” when you’re the Vice President is an ok thing to do. The world’s worst diplomat strikes again. Also: we don’t borrow money from them. That is nonsense.

@morningjoe-msnbc.bsky.social Dems/anti🍊 MUST announce what we think he'll do B4 he does it & EVERYONE shld repeat it NONSTOP!! Take away his power! Zanny Minton Beddoes did it 💯 "In a few days, trump will probably claim victory & pause the tariffs. He'll say EVERY country wants to negotiate"

@maddow.msnbc.com How can Mike Johnson declare the rest of the year be one day? How is the calendar ignored??

Not getting much attention, but the Senate GOP is about to start voting - to make sure banks can charge higher overdraft fees. Seriously. Good time to let your Senators know what you think of that.

Crockett: "The idea that you want to shut down everybody that is not Fox News is bullshit. We need to stop playing."

Good morning troops This is the kind of pissed-off I need the American people to be to deal with the incompetency and mediocrity in office; this administration is corrupt, unfit, and a complete joke. — RESIST……

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY ! #signalgate

I had legit completely forgotten this.

So…lock them up?

@hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social "We are all going 2 have 2 come together 2 oppose the effort 2 rip away health care from the American people, which is y Dems on Tuesday across the country are having a Medicaid Day of Action in blue, purple & red states to save Medicaid for the American people." WHERE?

Our Democratic senators need to step up and call for new leadership. Send your senators an email and urge them to publicly demand that Sen. Schumer steps aside.

This is Chuck. Chuck is selling a book. Chuck also has a full-time job. I would consider buying Chuck’s book if he were doing that job, but he’s not. Don’t be like Chuck. And don’t buy Chuck’s book.

When is the national day of action for medicaid Jeffries speaks of and why can't I find info about it #medicaid #Dayofaction

@statisticurban.bsky.social: “The DoD has removed the article on Charles Roger's Medal of Honor. He served in Vietnam. Despite being wounded three times in battle, rallied his troops & led them to victory in defense of Support Base Rita. Nixon presented his Medal. The url is changed to "deimedal.”

The Arlington National Cemetery website has eliminated links that provided information on Black, Hispanic, and women veterans, along with some Medal of Honor recipients. This is an unacceptable erasure of their legacy and sacrifices. Thank tRump for this. 🤬 taskandpurpose.com/news/arlingt...

Here is a list of town halls taking place next week that you should show up at. I am sorry, I mean Chuck Schumer’s book parties. If there are any missing, please add in the replies. The only thing he should be doing today is cleaning out his office.

If you want to contact the places Schumer is touring after his cowardice, here's some phone numbers and emails: Pratt Library (Baltimore): 410-396-5430 [email protected] Streicker Cultural Center (NYC): 212-744-1400 [email protected] Sixth & I (DC): 202-266-3236 [email protected]

Durbin's Chicago office's voicemail is working: 312-353-4952