DOOCY: Why not stick around for the signing ceremony of this Iran peace deal? TRUMP: I might. But this is a memorandum of understanding. It might not be the kind of document I should be signing. If it doesn't work out, I'm blaming JD.

I suggest Congress stop being scared of Trump and start being scared of the American people… Because, we are fucking DONE! 😎✨

I admit it. It took me a minute to realize that @jimmykimmel.com dubbed the audio. Let's face it, it wouldn't be shocking if a WH thug F'd it up🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thanks #JimmyKimmel

If this is true,: WTF?

BREAKING — MAJOR: Trump, the great deal maker has agreed to pay Iran 25 Billion to redo the Obama deal.. What a fucking genius! 😂

Wow. So much for that. Quote from Trump in the WSJ. apple.news/AU4cYPX8BRWG...

Is there anything happening today besides, of course, the @phillies.com game 👏😍

Thank you President Obama. 🙏 I appreciate your honesty, intelligence, dignity, integrity, humility & humor. 👍 Looking forward to the opening of your Presidential Center this week! 👀 Wishing you & your family all the best & continued success, Mar🐫

New Yorkers singing Empire State of Mind

Every word true.

🥳 today is ❤️🧡💜💛💚💙💜 #ObamaAppreciationDay 🎈

A reminder to all resisters! Tomorrow is Obama Appreciation Day! 🎉 A leader who inspired millions & reminded us what decency in public service looks like! Let’s flood the zone with our favorite Obama photos, stories, quotes & memories tomorrow! #ObamaAppreciationDay #BarackObama #SheShed

Trump wants to throw out lawful votes, disenfranchise U.S. citizens and subvert the outcomes of elections entirely. Don’t let him get away with it. “Stop trying to meet him halfway,” @marcelias.bsky.social says. “There is no middle ground between a firefighter and an arsonist.”

@joe-scarborough.bsky.social @jonlemire.bsky.social @jheil.bsky.social How abt ya'll talk abt the 🍊💩 & his Iran "deal" bullshit 10% of ur show and the remaining 90% talk about the #Epsteinfiles ! All this daily deal bs is a distraction that ur all following AGAIN. FFS learn from the past

Dear #Maine PLEASE don't write anyone in for senator. Vote for @grahamformaine.bsky.social We MUST get collins out. If planter hasn't really changed, Dems are really good at booting out their own. There is no perfect, but a bug is better than collins. Don't waste your vote writing in

LET US 👇 NEVER FORGET.......

Women would smile more if men would go fuck themselves.

Remember: Concerned Susan Collins voted to confirm Brett Kavanaugh, who was credibly accused of sexual assault. She can sit all the way down.

Trump issues executive orders to promote the fusion industry, he creates an Office of Fusion, prepares to deregulate it, all while Trump Media announces a merger with … you will never guess … a fusion company.

Donald Trump just stole $1.7B from us — and he's creating a slush fund to reward his political allies. I've never seen anything like this in my 50 years in politics. It makes Nixon look like a boy scout. www.cnbc.com/2026/05/18/t...

From Monday 12p to Tuesday 12p, there will be a 24-hour public reading of the (released) Epstein files In New York epsteinfilibuster.com#stream

Although I REALLY would love @petebuttigieg.bsky.social for president, I'd also be happy with @captmarkkelly.bsky.social Just sayin ☺️☺️

I'm not sure how l feel about @kamalaharris.com running again (I'm leaning towards 👍) but if she does, only one bumper sticker is needed #IWarnedYou I really wish we could have President @petebuttigieg.bsky.social but we can't ignore the amount of votes KH got.

Dear, dear @joe-scarborough.bsky.social The 🍊💩 isn't "out of touch" he simply doesn't care. EVERYTHING DT is involved in IS A SCAM to put cash in his hands PERIOD!! What did he promise R's OR threaten them w to push the #BallroomBillion & how much of it will he pocket. #LetThemEatCake

Wait but i thought….

This 👇

DeSantis rammed through a gerrymandered map that violates Florida’s own constitution — and leaked it to Fox News before the legislature even saw it. California and Virginia let voters decide. Florida deserves the same. DeSantis is shredding fair districts for partisan gain. #NoIllegalFloridaMaps

I'm standing by @jimmykimmel.com He made a joke, like he does every night!! Karoline Levitt, on the other hand said "they'll be some shots tonight " She needs to be immediately fired!! 🖕🖕the 🍊💩 and melanoma

Fox reporters caught on a hot mic joking about the security at the White House Correspondents Dinner. "They have like two random chicks holding the front door open. Like guys, they're not even trying anymore...they're not even secret service people."

Nixon: "I am not a crook" Trump: “I’m not a pedophile.”

Former FBI agent Dan Brunner: From what we saw, the suspect wasn’t even close to breaching security. He still would have had to go down two flights of stairs and get through additional secured doors. He didn’t even reach the magnetometers before being stopped.

Appreciate this detail from CBS News reporter Jennifer Jacobs. It's an important part of the story that seems to be missing from a lot of comments & coverage.

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Holy shit. You guessed it — the new LEGO video is out, and it is 🔥. It’s damn amazing how quickly they make these!!

🤔🤔 Fox's Aishah Hasnie: Karoline Leavitt's husband leaned over to me right as the White House Correspondents’ Dinner was starting, and he said, “You need to be very safe." "He was very serious when he said that to me, and he kinda looked around the room and said, 'There are some…’ “ *Call drops*

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the White House Correspondents’s Dinner. “There will be some shots fired tonight.” video courtesy @acyn.bsky.social

Iranian navy: The Strait of Hormuz is still closed. We will open it by the order of our leader Imam Khamenei, not by the tweets of some idiot

Posted this morning by the President of the United States.

They cut SNAP, Medicaid, ACA subsidies and cancer research so we could bail out Argentina, the UAE, farmers and Spirit Airlines.

This isn't even the complete #Trump resume. A lot is missing. #ImpeachConvictRemove

This seems so plausible

It is a profound irony when the nation under attack feels more empathy for the attacker's citizens than the attacking government itself.

Talks in Islamabad between the United States and Iran have failed...Trump accepted Iran's ten-point plan going into this negotiation and then he did what Donald Trump has always done his entire life—commit fraud and try to change the terms.

Thank you for originally posting this. Wonderful idea. 👇👇👇

The President of the United States and the Secretary of State are attending a UFC event tonight as negotiations with Iran collapse in Islamabad—raising the risk of a massive war restarting. 📸 Julia Demaree Nikhinson/Pool via REUTERS

It just dawned on me: if they pass the "Save His Ass Act," it will be easier to buy a gun in America than it is to vote. You need to show less ID to buy a gun than to vote.