i feel like the spirit of 'no cops at pride' extends to 'no ICE at motherfucking mardi gras you goddamned ghouls[derogatory]'

New: DOGE's spending has been secret. No longer. My colleagues have uncovered it. www.propublica.org/article/doge...

You stupid fuck

Headline: Exploding rocket company to oversee changes to airplane safety. buff.ly/3X86gt4

Just to underscore the tension at DOJ at the moment, here's what one federal law enforcement official told me about the acting deputy attorney general: "I, along with other career FBI and DOJ personnel that I’ve spoken with, really have one message for him and that is, “go fuck yourself, traitor.'"

Hey NYTimes — *now* you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

Where can I train in Cleveland?

Grief is such a funny thing. You can think you’re fine, then outta nowhere you feel sad/angry.

Strickland everytime a strike is thrown his way

Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:

CONGRESS HOLDS THE PURSE. Thats literally what the founding fathers said.

Picking up my new car and I could really fucking throw up about it

This is fucking bonkers

These fucking people, man.

I saw a post saying that ICE is pausing its tip line, so I decided to call myself to verify. The recorded voicemail said they are not currently accepting immigration status tips. Good job, friends.

A man driving a bmw z4

PBS is now live on Prime — ad-free — and you don't need a subscription to watch. This marks the first time this programming will be available *free* on a major streaming service. Channels include PBS Drama, Documentaries, Kids + live feeds for 150 local stations www.pbs.org/articles/str... #TVSky

A “hoax.” I have experienced a curious mix of feelings while having a significant portion of my life’s work in books and the art of my friends distorted and vandalized by post-literate fascists for the last few years. The feelings right now are uniquely awful. www.ed.gov/about/news/p...

Quick guess what JD’s mother in law does for a living

Tell me your favorite cookbook!

The way I just ugly cried at the end of the wild robot…. Wow

I have so many slurs for him

On Fridays, my mom has been picking my youngest up for the night which has allowed me and a few girlfriends to have the new tradition of hot tub and desserts and honestly they brought me back to life. Female friendships are the best🥹

Just scrolled by ballerina farms steaks video and oh my god they look fucking terrible😬

THE HOGS ARE FIGHTING

Keeping my lil joint hand dry

I have faith in Hegseth. A lot of the abusive blackout drunks I know have turned it around with the gentle nudge of an insanely stressful job w/ no oversight or accountability.

I’ve been inside too long

Ummmm New Orleans is not supposed to look like this

They’re talking about rounding up undocumented children in school and I gotta tell ya- that’s a great way to radicalize an entire generation

And because they're old and otherwise feeble, it's fake testosterone to compliment the rest of their fraudulence.

Watching Past Lives, and fuck yall this movie HURTS ME.

I find it interesting that this sudden surge for "masculine energy" is coming from Nerd Kings who seem to be acting out a teenage fantasy now they're rich.

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

Just had the best blood draw of my life. I didn’t even know she started.

Absolutely hate “we went too far” revisionist history. “We all believed women and it went too far.” No we did not all believe women. I was there

Homecourt products are phenomenal. The scents are 10/10. I love that you can order big refills for their hand soaps and sprays, etc. that being said WHERE THE FUCK DO THEY GET OFF CHARGING 65$ FOR TINY CANDLES

ART

Really liked the new Land Cruiser exterior so I went to test drive them today…HONEY THEY ARE 70K WITH THE SHITTIEST CLOTH INTERIOR IVE EVER SEEN. send the floods, im getting another Lexus

Rest in piss, Anita Bryant.

Merle is a good guy, and having a super tough time. Consider helping if you can. gofund.me/a7649e89

So, let me see if I have this straight - you maga meatheads went from “America First/America Only” to “Hell yeah we want Canada, Panama and Greenland/Manifest Destiny baby!” in the span of like a few fucking weeks, and none y’all gives a fuck about eggs or immigrants anymore?

STOLEN VALOR🗣️

We wanted to understand the economic rationale for buying Greenland. So we talked to three unvaccinated UFC fans at a Jersey Mike's in Toms River.