More accurate:

We were born into this shit

The thing about MMA is, you sit around long enough, pretty much everyone reveals themselves to be a scumbag.

Made the kid a snack. #food 🍽️🍽️🍽️

It's hilarious that as much as the left despises Ted Cruz and have been shitting on him from day one, his own people do it way better than anyone else

So Ted Cruz is going to fly a fighter into the heart of Iran?

Some? Fucking SOME?

Baked Ziti and what not

Andreas Gustafsson looks like what the average bluesky poster thinks an MMA fighter looks like now.

His obsession with 20 yr. old white girls should be studied. By studied, I mean locked the fuck up so he can be monitored

I'm Outchea and feel validation www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjqoWnWw/

Democrats are so fucking lost, they are pondering cuddling Musk, while Steve Fucking Bannon is calling for his contracts to be cancelled and for him to be investigated. Relegate all elected Democrats and call up the interns. Its time.

While your being distracted about Trump Vs. Elon, my man is in your girls DM's www.tiktok.com/t/ZTjqHv8PA/

If you see an ICE agent it's your duty as a citizen to take it your penis and chase them with it

YOU'RE TOO BIG OF A PUSSY TO CRASH THE ECONOMY COMPLETELY

Isn't it good that Trump always chickens out

This is where I’m at with Anne and then I did a mark up of the vision for the garden

Dude could just be high on an island somewhere and instead he chose to fuck us all over. Definition of an evil person. Way worse than any of the career crooks I did time with.

Lmao, I enjoyed this too much

I don’t want to live in a world where people are in jail and barred from work for smoking weed but an unelected man actively abusing ketamine faces no repercussions for illegally seizing all of our data and making decisions that kill hundreds of thousands of people

Sometimes, I feel like the sliced cheese packaging industry has declared me their arch-nemesis but didn't properly notify me.

May 31, 1995: Shaquille O’Neal runs the floor (and runs over an NBC camera operator) during Orlando’s 108-106 win over Indiana in Game 5 of the Eastern Conference Finals. O’Neal finished with 35 PTS (13-21 FG)/13 REB as the Magic took a 3-2 series lead on the Pacers.

Shaq Diesel

It's fuck Elon Musk 24/7/365. Nothing has changed.

Didn't think Trump was capable to produce that kind of output tbh

Two weeks of oil painting vs two days of acrylic painting

I think about this and how dope it is more than I should youtu.be/Cjns5J6We4Q?...

May 30, 1993: A Shawn Kemp slam dunk during Seattle's 120-101 win over Phoenix in Game 4 of the Western Conference Finals. Kemp had 20 PTS/8 REB and Derrick McKey added 20 PTS/6 AST for the SuperSonics, who tied the series at 2-2. Charles Barkley had 27 PTS/7 REB for the Suns.

Wait, Joe Rogan is saying he’s a Christian now? I need to start watching Texas and Vegas courts for the inevitable rape lawsuit that’s coming out.

What number of dead children would you be okay with?

Oh you don't fuck with lamb like that? Fair enough. This dish tastes like a donair on a plate and it is fucking 🔥

🔥🔥🔥🔥 looks heavenly as usual Chef

Spring lamb Greek salad special. #food 🍽️🍽️🍽️

Bullying Incels and forcing them to hide their weirdo behavior was a better time

No spoilers but the Handmaids finale? Lamest they’ve ever done which is saying something. When did June get religious? In the past 3 episodes, that’s when. The writing was flaccid & weak and the whole thing was extraneous.

We’ve had a very big day. She had multiple car rides, including a grocery pickup. She barked at me while I mowed the yard, because that’s stressful for her, and now she’s resting on the living room floor while we wind down for the night

Shifting blame,Punching down on the struggling and stigmatized with no real solutions should definitely fix those problems

"Nearly 20,000 more homeless students were enrolled by the first Wednesday in October during the 2024-25 school year. This increase represents a 9.3% change from the previous year...the homeless student population in the state has surged 37% in the last decade." edsource.org/2025/increas...

Spending 20 million on something as asinine as this is why everyone hates Democrats.

*As long as the poor's don't benefit*

Soft shell TACO.

Softer than baby shit.

Pictured: Jamie pulling it up