Baby corn supremacy

Girl my mouth is still wrecked

The culprit

Burned the absolute FUCK out of the roof of my mouth

I’m just over here sobbing at this #hacks edit and in deep denial that it’s ending tomorrow 😭

ITS THE LAST EPISODE OF #HACKS TONIGHT I’M GOING TO CRY 😭

30 Rock is the funniest show ever made and we don’t talk about it enough.

Do you want to see my power bowl before I mix it with hummus

There’s MMA twitter drama going on that has been crossing apps. I feel like we jumped timelines again. I saw a photo of MacMally naked getting food out of the fridge and it looked like this

Telling my workplace that I removed the AI app from my computer because of religious reasons. The Pope took a stance and I’ll pay off my house with the lawsuit money if my boss questions me.

Just a reminder, that it is impossible to have an AI girlfriend because all computers are boys

How I felt explaining the Ben Askren / Mighty Mouse trade to my 20 year old coworker after he asked me if I’d ever watched MMA and I immediately disclosed too much

Get into it

The more we let billionaires dismantle environmental restrictions and commit climate terrorism, the harder the earth is going to fuck us back. They are playing with forces they can’t comprehend. Humans vs Mother Nature is a battle we lose 10 out of 10 times

I’m at a community event so I’m being included in some unhinged conversations and critically bad takes

There’s two movies left in the Top 50 Horror Movies scratch off deck of cards. From deductive reasoning, they are The Exorcist and Jaws

I’m behind on Euphoria but it’s really getting hard to watch

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

Bloodless Bleeding Hearts

#NowWatching The Thing

I gave this away in an Instagram giveaway last year but I’m thinking about painting a bigger version

#NowWatching The Ring

My Hoya Compacta is blooming and it smells like chocolate #Bloomscrolling

#NowWatching E.T. The Extra-Terrestrial

GRWM to fracture Europe

I’m going to make a series on Anne Boleyn on tik tok so I ordered another wig

Can I dump the leftover pico de gallo into my curry tonight or is that a crime against humanity?

The Met Gala not being able to pull Meryl Streep this year, the year of The Devil Wears Prada 2. AND no Zendaya, on her most booked year yet? oof what a fall off the MET gala has become.

Every once in a while I will meet someone who loves reality tv and I have to decide how cool to play it because I’m genuinely an insane person that knows everything about everyone on every show

Do you guys want to stay at my house? Wasabi will wake you up before 7 by screaming for breakfast so you don’t even need an alarm

Looking at pictures of my cat while I’m at work like he’s my dead wife (I’m at a Sunday work event until 12:30)

I made a bean salad with edamame again

Imagine stealing my purse and the only thing in there is a tampon and human teeth

There’s always something that needs to be cleaned in this house

I finished it, I forgot to tell you guys

The Sims show their support for Megan Thee Stallion: “If you can’t handle a Hottie❤️‍🔥 stay out of the kitchen😒”

New game, I go to the grocery store and everyone else stays home

I keep sneaking more and more Jake Gyllenhaal movies onto the watchlist. I have to play it cool

I still haven’t watched ET

Ticketmaster Canada will no longer allow tickets for concerts, sports, and other live events in Ontario to be resold above their original price under Ontario’s newly passed Bill 97.

Do you guys train your recall or am I just an insane person? I do quizzes with myself to remember things that I’ve watched and read. Is that normal or am I giving myself dementia or something

I have to finish the snail but the skull is coming together

I started painting my snail

Is ET really sad? I’m going to watch it for the first time since I was a child tonight and I remember it being sad

I’ve started watching Hacks

Are you guys on letterboxd? #letterboxd boxd.it/gJBz3

This dog rescue had a slumber party night where volunteers got to sleep with a dog up for adoption! This is the kind of place I’d donate my time and money to. Slumber Pawty! 🐾

I have a deep burning jealousy of my cat when he sleeps in his little hammock in the window. I want to experience that level of cozy just once