What’s your favourite rom com?

The movie Brothers cracks me up because if I had a shot at peak Jake Gyllenhaal, I would take it unapologetically. Unfortunately Toby Maguire would come back to Natalie Portman pregnant with triplets with his hot brother if I wrote that story.

I love Johnny because he is ALWAYS wrong, even when he's right. Never vote out your traitor angel! 😂 #TheTraitorsUS

I’m actually so obsessed with Candiace. Rob was buts for thinking the housewives would go quietly #TheTraitors #TraitorsUS

The fact that no one has put a mic in front of Jen Shah and asked her to tell all about her time in prison is crazy. She was in there with Elizabeth Holmes and Ghislaine Maxwell.

Vladimir Putin has publicly been speaking against US war crimes for years, in detail. Names, dates, and circumstances of US operations in South America, Africa and the Middle East. That’s what I learned from deep diving Putin last night. Oh also his son in law got gang beat by a banker’s bodyguards

I was listening to Vladimir Putin speeches last night and he thinks that NATO is just the military attack dog of the USA, that continues to militarize closer to Russia’s borders. Then he said that the USA will invade anyone and then lie to the world that it was your own fault.

I don’t plan my haircuts, I just wait until it gets caught in the car door and then I freak out and rage cut it in my bathroom

Unbelievably disappointed listening to Ron excessively trash his female castmates post show. He came into THEIR reality tv world and couldn’t hang, but they are “untalented” “not nice” and “lazy” Fuck Ron Funches big dumb ass for real. I can’t stand him. #TheTraitorsUS #Traitors #TraitorsUS

The vibes tonight

#NowWatching Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

I hope the Hispanic people whoare working for ICE/DHS realize that every time somebody dies, they're gonna reveal their names instead of their Anglo counterparts.

#NowWatching Candyman

Legendary Francisco Goya pull on #TraitorsUS

Archie got a new jacket

God damn Kristen Kish is fine as hell. I fear we are not discussing her looks enough in that castle because she’s been FEEDING us with her long legs in these outfits #TheTraitorsUS

The court threw out two counts against Mangione that would have made him eligible for the death penalty.

#NowWatching An American Werewolf in London

I love talking about hypothetical societal collapse with men because they always reference war strategies of the Roman’s or WW2. Which tells me that I can decimate them pretty easily with some research chemicals and a drinking well.

Yesterday, Candiace would have told Rob that Johnny said his name. Today? Lmfao baby she’s going fan the flames on that fire. #TheTraitorsUS

Does Rob know that he is a traitor? Did anyone tell him that he can’t win with the faithfuls? Is he fucking stupid? #TheTraitorsUS

Rob really tried to play in Candace face with that Lisa speech. Ooooooou baby I hope she hits one of her classics and calls him “ankles” when she cusses him out #TheTraitorsUS

Guys I’m going to a 9:30 pm DJ set in the city on a Saturday night next month. This is psychotic behaviour in my 30s

This gets us one step closer toward the final form of Tesla, where the only thing it sells is pieces of paper that say “we swear this isn’t a Ponzi scheme.”

Are you kidding me

I know someone who is both a twin and a triplet and I think that’s so perverted. He has an identical twin brother and a sister who were both with him.

“Need a bump?” I say as I lick a dollop of chocolate syrup from the back of my hand

My mom is getting a puppy today, I will be playing with it

Wasabi chewed a hole in my silicone baking mat. He ate a fucking chunk of baking mat. It didn’t even have food on it, it was in the dish rack. He’s just insane.

This show has all my hyperfixations in one place #WorstCooksInAmerica

I think it should be illegal to show melted cheese being poured onto things..

I miss the free speech Americans used to get from China

Hey, so I might be too history brained but I think that ICE is occupying progressive border states because they are kettling Americans in America. They don’t want them escaping into Canada to try and separate when shit goes down for real. I think it’s just the pregame for the main event

The US government is killing people on our streets, and the UFC is still talking about Trump every chance they get. They're talking about holding events at the White House. STOP watching. Stop giving money to people as morally bankrupt as Dana White and the men whose asses he keeps licking.

I think we could get trump to post all of his passwords if we just made a fake headline that he forgot them all

Iran was threatened for killing protesters. After two killings in America, is it ok for Iran to now threaten America for killing protesters?

Gavin Newsom calling on the other world leaders to “stand up” to Trump is laughable. HE IS YOUR PRESIDENT. CONTROL YOUR OWN DOG. YOU bought the pitbull. WE just live next door.

I’m high watching real housewives and we’re at the 2016 election. If Americans were willing to elect a reality tv star, why did they pick Trump and not Nene Leakes?

#NowWatching The Matrix

We cracked open the new deck! #NowWatching Joker

I wish they let Michael and Colton fight with knives at the roundtable. They deserved to suffer more. #TheTraitors #TheTraitorsUS

I love Rob, he’s so fun for TV #TheTraitorsUS

Everytime Mark Ballas pops up I’m surprised he’s there #TheTraitorsUS

I wish Colton was still lost to the darkness of the Portuguese countryside #TheTraitorsUS

I love the turret this season, it’s the perfect season for the girls #TheTraitorsUS

Lisa Rinna got to murder someone on the Epstein list face to face and she loved it #TheTraitorsUS