This is a complicated issue. Maybe we deserved 9/11

The store had these little pouches of wet dog food for like $1, so I got Bernie one as a treat because she’s such a good girl. It clearly DID NOT AGREE WITH HER. She had an accident last night and I just got home from work to find a hazmat zone.

I think I might start Alien: Earth tonight

#NW Sneakers; I can’t believe I’ve never watched this before! Apologies to all the people who recommended it

Anal bumcover

Album cover

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Rewatching Veep, because it’s topical and basically just rapid fire burns “Hey buddy, I miss your emails. I never CC you anymore.”

Just ordered some new Docs

No wonder my calves hurt

The only triple h I care about is Hayter Hits Hard #AEWCollision

Women’s main event, and Hayter is involved? You have my full attention #AEWCollision

Whaaaaaat?? #AEWCollision

Kyle Fletcher is so impressive, but my favorite part is the kiais. It’s like he’s powering up #AEWCollision

The VHS style Schiavone promo, straight into an Outrunners match, and they’re wearing more cigarette inspired gear?? YOU SON OF A BITCH! #AEWCollision

Castlerunners! #AEWCollision

The tasseled boots are a very Max Caster move #AEW

No amount of “I’m a tough guy” promos will ever overcome that haircut. I’m not buying it #AEW

Look, “Daddy Magic” already annoyed me. His name, his commentary, that dialect, but he talks like that and this mfer is from MONTREAL?? #AEW

Here we go. He just authorized the use of “full (military) force” against a US city and its citizens. In an online post. Fuck this shit

Someone told me that my brake light was out, and an hour later I’ve already replaced it. I am all that is man

I don’t know the exchange rate or whatever, but getting 20 likes here has gotta be like a thousand on those other sites. Lower population, we’re all so disaffected and dissatisfied that we whatever everything; someone who isn’t me should do the science on this

In retail, you’re constantly being asked “do you work here?” in spite of wearing the uniform, an earpiece, and a name tag. I like to come up with witty responses. My go-to is “Sometimes” or “Only when the boss is watching”, but today I got to use “Nope, just trying out my Halloween costume”

Every time I do the dishes, there comes a point where I ask myself - “Do I really need all these plates?”

I’m too poor to have an HOA, but not poor enough to resist a life-sized stegosaurus for $1200. I also love to haggle, so I will not be paying that

She’s so tired. I could probably clip them, but look at her. I can’t do it. JUST LOOK AT HER

I took Berns on a walk around the block and listened to part of the new NIN Tron soundtrack (love it) My plan was to chop her feets (clip her nails), but she’s indignant as always

Oh no, my escalator stopped!

This shit was almost 30 years ago, and it could’ve been recorded yesterday

None of the workers get paid fairly, the company pushes AI to cut costs but it doesn’t work, and productivity goes down??

So he went in front of the UN, told some of the other countries what he doesn’t like about them, lied about *a bunch* of his accomplishments, and then heavily implied he should get the Nobel Peace Prize?

I’ve had this stuck in my head since watching #AEWALLOUT last night. #AEW

Starting a daily Tylenol regimen so I can invent extrautism. I hope it’s not just a prenatal thing

I may have compromised my bank account, but I’m finally watching #AEW All Out

Heck yeah. Do it Again, Steely Dan

Daryl Hall is another one

"I have spent the last few weeks addressing and preparing for a military invasion by the President of the United States. No, I’m not a soldier or a foreign adversary. I’m the Governor of Illinois"

This guy fucks

Speaking of album covers, what exactly is happening here?

That album cover is definitely IT TBF, he was the God of ‘80s movie soundtracks

“You used to think that it was so easy / You used to say that it was so easy BUT YOU’RE TRYIN’, YOU’RE TRYIN’ NOW” 🎷

Oh shit, not the Yacht Rock playlist “But what a fool believes he sees, no wise man has the power to reason away”

#NW Ravenous. As crazy as this trailer is, it pales in comparison to the movie. “Donner? Party of one?”

Fuck it, let’s watch Superman #NW

Also, support your local library. Borrow physical media and use their online resources. E-books, music and video streaming, you may be surprised at their offerings

I feel like this guy a lot lately. This line too, but especially “My mind wanders”

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2nd draft “Fuzzy Wuzzy was a dog, seen here sleeping like a log. Legs atangle, head askew, treats and pets she seeks from you”

“Fuzzy Wuzzy was a dog. Here she’s sleeping like a log. She’s a tangle of legs, her head askew, when she wakes for treats she begs”

My favorite Redford movie is Jeremiah Johnson. It was one of my dad’s favorite movies. Just like the titular character, my dad was a deeply flawed, but ultimately good, man. I think him loving that movie so much and sharing it with me taught me a little about him. RIP to both of them