I can’t believe we just have to accept that our country is ruled by evil billionaire ephebophiles.

anna's castle (law office), 6th avenue, ouray, colorado, 1991

dust bowl husband: i'm home dust bowl wife: was it dusty today?

Can't think of a single time the MGM lion advanced the plot of the movie in any way. Just needless jump scare

my computers fucked

I came up with this exact song not knowing about either the Addams Family nor Whoomp There It Is only to find out someone already made it.

Aaaannnddd here come all the normies from *that* other site. It was fun while it lasted.

Espresso in my favorite mug + listening to the first rain of fall + reading everyone’s clever rapture posts = perfect morning

Im just glad it wasnt Steven Crowder bc hes a cardcarrying rasta from doing a voice on Arthur where the theme was by ziggy marley

Very mature.

Put that screwdriver down right fucking now.

This blew my mind,

Water based or silicone? Let’s settle this!

the breyers pledge

Just took this screenshot. Crazy ass coincidence.

If I were on Love Island my first order of business would be to make peace with the natives.

Baby's racing dream

Bart! Why, you little - !

Some great snack choices here for men

The Charles Lindbergh baby was only famous because he’s Charles Lindbergh’s son.

Entire village mad at me that my contribution to the stone soup is a second stone.

By 2027 the most famous content creator will be named Dr Litterbug. Known for his twitch streams and tiktoks where he multiple dumps bags of garbage in public parks. He will play a significant role in the 2028 election.

One of the wisest youtube comments of all time.

Damn I wish I had come up with Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

My neighbors are mad at me for using their front yard swing set early in the morning when they’re not even using it...

waterfall, gorilla country golf, atlantic beach, north carolina, 1985

Stressed as fuck. Had to call off work and now treating myself to another rewatch of Toy Story followed by Toy Story ✌️ on @disneyplushelp.bsky.social

Welcome to the resistance

All the players for the Eagles probably called off sick to work today from celebrating too hard.

Oh shit was there a sportsball on? And I missed it?

Caught looking at the Wikipedia page for Football during the game.

Even the Brave Little Toaster went to Mars before Elon Musk. Humiliating.

I was today years old when I learned The Brave Little Toaster went to Mars

White people aren’t named DeForest anymore.

my attractive wife

*playing a California Raisins record for a friend* Pretty good right? These are raisins playing all the instruments

WE may not be children anymore but our children and grandchildren are still kids and don’t need to be exposed to harsh vulgarities. I’m all for encouraging a kinder gentler world for children who will grow up and hopefully create a kinder gentler world.

If my child behaves he receives a golden bauble. If he misbehaves he receives a black bauble. A fun Christmas tradition in my family.

James Bond gets to have sex with beautiful ladies but has to deal with so many bad guys. I don’t envy him.

So I just learned that you can use ChatGPT to make your own Starbucks drink hacks you can ask the barista to make. I can’t wait to try this tomorrow morning

show ur “wicked part 1” photosss

The Blue Man group care more about making a mess than making good music.