Bob marley died because his toenails were too long and gross and would get snagged on things

D’Angelo was the Bob Marley of R&B

Bob Marley was the Black Elvis of reggae

Aura farming and a blunt

The only KKK I support is Kottonmouth Kings

My uncle told me that in some circles you are considered to be still a virgin until someone gives you The Shocker

To the tune of Jet Cold hard weed thats just the shit that i need to get me fucken ripped when i toke off that shit

It would of been amazing if Bob Marley was in The Last Waltz even if they just interviewed him about something unrelated

According to an urban legend Robert Johnson adopted the electric guitar and began playing with a drummer in the final months of his life and he also invented reggae before coughing to death off a swisher sweet filled with poison sumac. 1937

Bob Dylan attributed the deeper, mellower “crooner” singing style he used for the country-influenced LPs Bong Wesley Harding and Hashville Skyline to his copious consumption of marijuana

We should all have a plan to leave for the rolling green ganja fields of Jamaica when shit hits the fan

Wheres the colors of the ethiopian flag boss? U must be smoking on that straight landrace indica from the hindu kush to forget to include that? @kashpatel.bsky.social

Real rastas know that the Bob Marley song “Everybody Must Get Stoned” is actually called Rainy Day Women #4 and #20

Bob Dylan is stomp clap for stoners

Bob Dylan was the johnny appleseed of marijuana and he introduced it to Jamaica in 1965

The day Bob Dylan introduced Bob Marley to marijuana was so important to music history that there is a statue in Kingston of him holding a bong

Their should be a energy drink that gives you a throbbing major hard on

I play blue eyed reggae

Rastas have completed the world’s largest bong

Im just glad it wasnt Steven Crowder bc hes a cardcarrying rasta from doing a voice on Arthur where the theme was by ziggy marley

Charlie Kirk you were an avatar of Jah and you sip from the chalice in Zion eternal with Haile Selassie with the sacred herb you are released out here from Babylon

I dont practice santorea

I smoke two jounts and then I smoke two blints

Weed is the dankest kush known demand

None of the aliens in star wars ever say take me to your dealer which is unrealistic if not impausible

chevelle the reggae

Chevelle the red gets me pissed af fuck

I want to be the Punisher of Jamaica but I would know my place and only take care of the sicko fucko prededers who are white

Its too bad Haile Selassie didnt live long enough to hear chevelle the red

Punisher and a blount

I am the Punisher Rasta

On this day in 1976 Junior Murvin's Police & Thieves was echoing out from the sound systems of London's Notting Hill Carnival, transferring its warning about tensions in the streets of West Kingston to West London... youtu.be/ZGmKryMjCc8?... #reggae #reggaesky #vinylsky #musicsky #carnival

Someone should show King Gizzard to Barron Trump

Hugs from Snoop Dogg probably hit different af

Altamont would have been markedly more chill if instead of bikers they hired white rastas who support Trump and have a learning disability

I have an idea for a weed strain called Punisher Rasta OG which would have 45% THC and feature a terpene blend offering subtle hints of Ripit and NoS

The foster home wont let my 18 month old daughter drink soda plus their not 420 friendly which pisses me of even tho I would never smoke weed their out of respect so I call it Babylon

Austen powers is fucking horny as fuck in this movie lol

I really really really really really really really really really really want to snoke a blunt

Boomer wooks with weak balloons telling me about the merry pranksters oh ya what are there youtube channels

Sicko fuck wokies want to destroy Michael Franti and Spearhead with falsified bullshit and real stoners realize lies with our eyes

This song is ghetto ass fuck and yet it is a cerified drug rug stoner classic and those women are liers youtu.be/LYTBok8Ol7k

If U want to metoo Michael Franti with allegations U will have to get through millions of stoners first

I pack my bowel super loose so I can smoke it all in one hit

The nascent roots reggae scene of north central PA piques my interest

I was potty trained on a sump pump and I turned out incredible