logan's employer is currently trying to lure bad bunny back into a wrestling ring to sell a show in puerto rico at exorbitant ticket prices, which is why he's posting like his while his unconstrained brother is posting like that

drakengard

this is not a flex because aella is either deeply malicious or too dumb to consent to sex. winner of the 2nd Traudl Junge “it would have been possible to find out” award

im not saying that there’s a lot of redeeming qualities to the trump era but it is nice that the lib-left coalition forming is basically “guys that i find palatable” and it was extremely unlikely for the chips to fall this way

we have been taught to believe that its bad to be dumb, to never shut up, to walk into open manholes, but what if all those things are good, and in that manhole you would find the legacy jade relic of an ancient cultivator

We kicked off our Doctor Who month with Demi on Monday. Tomorrow we talk Blink with her husband, who is Tom Walker and who we also LOVE! But you must sign up for the Patreon to hear THAT one, and the rest of Febwhoary! www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...

cosy,

it’s always a delight when a new tranche of people get to discover willy gilly

this or an aging imperial military officer whose transgressions have caught up to him and is given a pistol and told to take the honorable way out

No doubt there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, which I think many people should ask her to give, as often as possible

It's true that this statement would be problematic under UK defamation law! Other aspects of it may be true as well, it's impossible to say without a thorough investigation

Just a reminder for people in Britain: saying "Joanne Rowling is a friend of Epstein who used her yacht to help him molest children" can get you sued for libel. It's true! You also can't say things like "J.K. Rowling is a pedophile frantically trying to cover up her crimes".

i'll let you google what francis derby's first restaurant was named in case you think these people have ever been subtle about anything

As someone who was extremely pro-fire in 2020 and is currently fire-ambivalent Is it so much of an ask that the pro-fire people just pick their goddamn targets

setting fire to a dumpster in front of an ABC news crew, they call that “Feds’ Delight”

anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this

do you all have a moment to discuss the Good News of seitan

when you know how large fires work

*bravely* if you set random fires next to my house i am going to be mad and try to get you to stop

I reject this. They’re real robots, and they’re alive, and they’re my friends.

we used to have spaghettimages, waffleimages,

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added five years back onto my lifespan, my last words before the rage coronary we’re going to be “they stole his little hat”

Kind of remarkable the number of directions in which this is untrue

Today in Century of the Vampire, it's Dracula Untold (2014). Finally! Bernhardt's been waiting forever to review this one. Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.

praying to every major religion at rapid pace like beni from the mummy that microsoft gets holed at the waterline and win11 ends up run by people with opposable thumbs

you will wear the monorail hat, we are no longer asking

computer, fermented herring. room temperature. i’ll tell you when to stop

The “Israeli ceasefire” approach, where you don’t change what you’re doing but you message a narrative break to let the media get bored and stop reporting on you

the tallest boys stand in awe of you

A noble statement from Trump 1, and I have no doubt it was sincere, but there are so many names on the list that work at The Muslim Registry Factory. Like if you work at Google or Meta that is straight up your company's business model

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tony Bon, jolly Ton, Tony Dokoupillo!

yooooooo

What the hell is going on with this latest round of Windows 11 patches? First they say Outlook might not run, then PCs weren't able to be shut off, now they're saying some might not boot at all... they've issued two patches to the patch so far. It's nuts, are they slop coding the OS now, too?

Should have clarified: I don’t want to hear from judgmental haters.

the mood is not subtle

who cares? the correct answer to the postrat’s riddle is “choke on your cleverness and die”.

CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES

People who say Babu Frik can't be forgiven because they deepthroated a lawn gnome are the same people who simp for these folks.

*flickering flashlight under chin* imagine if a judge was even less constrained by material reality

playing turkey in the straw

a significant fraction of tpot is extremely pro-rape and the correct conclusion to draw from this fact is that you cannot trust them for anything at all theasterisk.substack.com/p/reflecting...