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His enemy halted again, facing him, and the weedsmoke about it reached out like two vast wings.
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turtle
about 8 hours ago
logan's employer is currently trying to lure bad bunny back into a wrestling ring to sell a show in puerto rico at exorbitant ticket prices, which is why he's posting like his while his unconstrained brother is posting like that
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weeder
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Oregon 🕎🎲
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drakengard
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1 day ago
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this is not a flex because aella is either deeply malicious or too dumb to consent to sex. winner of the 2nd Traudl Junge “it would have been possible to find out” award
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Matt
2 days ago
im not saying that there’s a lot of redeeming qualities to the trump era but it is nice that the lib-left coalition forming is basically “guys that i find palatable” and it was extremely unlikely for the chips to fall this way
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skate witch
about 1 year ago
we have been taught to believe that its bad to be dumb, to never shut up, to walk into open manholes, but what if all those things are good, and in that manhole you would find the legacy jade relic of an ancient cultivator
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sakura 🌸
7 days ago
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What's All This Then
5 days ago
We kicked off our Doctor Who month with Demi on Monday. Tomorrow we talk Blink with her husband, who is Tom Walker and who we also LOVE! But you must sign up for the Patreon to hear THAT one, and the rest of Febwhoary!
www.patreon.com/whatsallthis...
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Bill Mudron
5 days ago
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PLAGU!!!
6 days ago
cosy,
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it’s always a delight when a new tranche of people get to discover willy gilly
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5 days ago
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this or an aging imperial military officer whose transgressions have caught up to him and is given a pistol and told to take the honorable way out
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5 days ago
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POKEY THE PENGUIN
6 days ago
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No doubt there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this, which I think many people should ask her to give, as often as possible
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6 days ago
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LOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🇬🇱
6 days ago
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It's true that this statement would be problematic under UK defamation law! Other aspects of it may be true as well, it's impossible to say without a thorough investigation
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6 days ago
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Just a reminder for people in Britain: saying "Joanne Rowling is a friend of Epstein who used her yacht to help him molest children" can get you sued for libel. It's true! You also can't say things like "J.K. Rowling is a pedophile frantically trying to cover up her crimes".
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francis derby's delightful dining experience
6 days ago
i'll let you google what francis derby's first restaurant was named in case you think these people have ever been subtle about anything
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Vaquera Elisa
6 days ago
As someone who was extremely pro-fire in 2020 and is currently fire-ambivalent Is it so much of an ask that the pro-fire people just pick their goddamn targets
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setting fire to a dumpster in front of an ABC news crew, they call that “Feds’ Delight”
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6 days ago
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peskyplumber
about 2 months ago
anyone want to come over? we can stand across from each other and do this
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
7 days ago
do you all have a moment to discuss the Good News of seitan
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teleri dockworkers union
8 days ago
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when you know how large fires work
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7 days ago
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*bravely* if you set random fires next to my house i am going to be mad and try to get you to stop
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Barry Petchesky
7 days ago
I reject this. They’re real robots, and they’re alive, and they’re my friends.
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we used to have spaghettimages, waffleimages,
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7 days ago
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da share z0ne
8 days ago
ASAP -
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added five years back onto my lifespan, my last words before the rage coronary we’re going to be “they stole his little hat”
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8 days ago
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8 days ago
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Kind of remarkable the number of directions in which this is untrue
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9 days ago
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Goonhammer
10 days ago
Today in Century of the Vampire, it's Dracula Untold (2014). Finally! Bernhardt's been waiting forever to review this one. Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
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Century of the Vampire: Dracula Untold (2014)
Today in Century of the Vampire, it's Dracula Untold (2014). Finally! Bernhardt's been waiting forever to review this one. Witness the beginning of a #DarkUniverse.
https://www.goonhammer.com/century-of-the-vampire-dracula-untold-2014/
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praying to every major religion at rapid pace like beni from the mummy that microsoft gets holed at the waterline and win11 ends up run by people with opposable thumbs
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you will wear the monorail hat, we are no longer asking
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computer, fermented herring. room temperature. i’ll tell you when to stop
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13 days ago
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The “Israeli ceasefire” approach, where you don’t change what you’re doing but you message a narrative break to let the media get bored and stop reporting on you
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Moby Dick
13 days ago
the tallest boys stand in awe of you
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A noble statement from Trump 1, and I have no doubt it was sincere, but there are so many names on the list that work at The Muslim Registry Factory. Like if you work at Google or Meta that is straight up your company's business model
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JLP
14 days ago
Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tony Bon, jolly Ton, Tony Dokoupillo!
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yooooooo
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Jeff Gerstmann
14 days ago
What the hell is going on with this latest round of Windows 11 patches? First they say Outlook might not run, then PCs weren't able to be shut off, now they're saying some might not boot at all... they've issued two patches to the patch so far. It's nuts, are they slop coding the OS now, too?
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Rob Zacny
15 days ago
Should have clarified: I don’t want to hear from judgmental haters.
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Musicology Duck
16 days ago
the mood is not subtle
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who cares? the correct answer to the postrat’s riddle is “choke on your cleverness and die”.
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15 days ago
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian)
20 days ago
CRASHOUT FOR THE AGES
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disc horse bot
21 days ago
People who say Babu Frik can't be forgiven because they deepthroated a lawn gnome are the same people who simp for these folks.
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*flickering flashlight under chin* imagine if a judge was even less constrained by material reality
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21 days ago
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playing turkey in the straw
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SE Gyges
26 days ago
a significant fraction of tpot is extremely pro-rape and the correct conclusion to draw from this fact is that you cannot trust them for anything at all
theasterisk.substack.com/p/reflecting...
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Reflecting On a Few Very, Very Strange Years In Silicon Valley's Rape Culture
On rape culture in Silicon Valley and its subcultures: Rationalism, Effective Altruism, TPOT, and Vibecamp. Also the informal rules that dictate how women are allowed to talk about sexual violence.
https://theasterisk.substack.com/p/reflecting-on-a-few-very-very-strange
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