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Seems to be the pattern…

Struck a deal to contain Iran's nuclear program forever. Didn't go to war in Iran. DID IT ALL IN A TAN SUIT.

If Donald Trump ever says he's doing something to help "the people"—whether of Iran, the US, or any nation—he's lying. He acts to help himself, his family, his business partners, potential future business partners, fellow autocrats, or the rich. 100% of the time. No exceptions.

Send their kids for a change.

No votes on ANYTHING untill we vote on the War Powers Resolution.

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Damn

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ICE recruits should be the first ones shipped off for “war.”

Then what happened?

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Just remember what this is all for…. Distracting from the Epstein files

Great we’re at War with Iran and the Middle East. It’s been a good run America

Welp

“I’m thinking about waddling for president again in 2028.” — Senile Satan

When is someone going to investigate the real fraud in our govt? The big fraud?

Weird they dragged in Hillary Clinton when there's another First Lady right there in the White House who actually knew Jeffrey Epstein.

The richest man owns X. The second and third richest men control Google. The fourth richest man owns Facebook, Instagram, and WhatsApp. The fifth richest man owns The Washington Post. And now the sixth richest could soon take over both Paramount and Warner Bros. See the problem here?

I'm heading to the Senate floor in a few moments to lay out the detailed story of ICE abuse - teargassing schools, murdering American citizens with impunity, disappearing legal immigrants. And why we should not fund ICE until they stop terrorizing our communities.

Kamala Harris on the SOTU: It was full of lies. And when he wasn’t lying, it reminded me of our kids at show and tell. Some said it was quite boring — the same old, same old: him lying about what he intends to do, what he has done, and about the state of the economy and the world.

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One of the best parts of the SOTU. Classic.

These people are beyond evil and the only reason that it doesn’t always seem that way is that they’re also beyond stupid.

Yes!

Rep. Massie:  “I've not seen any arrests from the revelations in the Epstein files…Over two dozen people have resigned, CEOs, members of government worldwide. But I haven't seen any arrests or investigations here in the United States from this DOJ.”

The White House is obsessed with hiding the President's involvement in a child sex ring. It's what they spend most of their time on.

Midterm message:

aged poorly

If the USA Women’s Hockey team wants a real celebration and invite ,,, I’ll host them in Las Vegas. Do some nice dinners and shows and good times. I’m sure I can get a hotel and airline to help me out here and celebrate these women for real for real. 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

The worst part about the Kash video is just how much of a DORK he looked like. Like a guy who for the first time was at a party with the cool kids and trying too hard

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ICYMI — The FBI director flew there on the taxpayer dime on a private jet to do this… Kash in 2023: “I’m just saying Chris Wray doesn’t need a government funded G5 jet to go to vacations. Maybe we ground that plane. $15,000 every time it takes off. Just a thought.”

thinking about how Savannah Guthrie had to cancel her trip to work the Olympics because of her mom’s kidnapping but the guy who heads up the investigative body handling the case was posting pictures of himself in the US hockey locker room today lol

Why the FUCK is the director of the FUCKING FBI using YOUR TAXES to FLY TO ITALY so he can party with pro hockey players?!? In WHAT FUCKING UNIVERSE is this ok?!

America 2026.

Uncle Jeffy Tiedrich says today in his newsletter: "Here’s one sure way you can tell you’re living in a shithole country: when the following two headlines appear one after another."

Congratulations to the U.S. Men’s and Women’s hockey teams, Alysa Liu, Breezy Johnson, Mikaela Shiffrin and all the amazing Olympic athletes representing Team USA.

I just want to live in a country where the leader can’t enrich themselves with our tax dollars, the government does what the people want, and the wealthy have to follow the laws. You know, like a democracy.

Cough up, Donald! The Supreme Court said your tariffs were illegal, now pay EVERY American back!

Public un-redacted files via Europe

I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH. AS GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD, I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, AM OFFICIALLY BANNING "KID ROCK" FROM CALIFORNIA.

Pritzker’s invoice to White House: (via @nbcnews.com) @govpritzker.illinois.gov

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