In the not-too-distant future, RiffTrax is making four new episodes of Mystery Science Theater 3000! Support us on Kickstarter: rifftraxmakesmst3k.com #RiffTraxMakesMST3K @mst3kofficial.bsky.social

ten years ago today no one clapped

I had a dream last night that I was teaching high school and was explaining to kids how a floppy disk worked (the actually-floppy 5 1/4 kind), and the game on the disk was something like "Luigi: the Mario Toad Golf"

This is it. SSBMRank 2025 concludes by presenting the best Melee players of 2025. Want to know who made #1? Find out at start.gg/SSBMRank

‼️ UPCOMING DATES ‼️ TODAY - EMERGENCY REGISTRATION DEADLINE, hotel block deadline (11:59 PM PST) 1/28 - Team management 2/7 - First release of pools + open for feedback for 48 hrs 2/10 - Brackets are final

One thing I found deeply moving about resistance in the Twin Cities was the universalism of loving your neighbor, the philosophy driving the opposition to the ICE/BP invasion. I couldn't help but notice the contrast with the blood and soil-ism of Miller and Vance. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

SSBMRank 2025 heats up as we look at 40-31! Old favorites and the new wave of Pikachu players highlight today's entry. Check it out at start.gg/SSBMRank

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The Resonant Arc playthrough/analysis of Xenogears I think has to be the best piece of game analysis media I've ever seen. Mike and Casen do a fantastic job of researching interviews, production materials, and the many many ways religion and psychology come up in XG www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8YL...

wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage

People not in Minnesota: please read this excellent summary of what life is like in Minneapolis since the murderous scum ICE swarmed here. And more are on their way. By local reporter / writer / bike dude / legend @dbrauer.net .

Hell yeah pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...

Sorry, 'dumbfuck,' but 'the 90s ABC sitcom Dinosaurs' was never saccharine kiddie fodder like 'Full House' or whatever 'you' watched. It was a dark satire cloaked in family comedy tropes, taking on the environment, immigration, race, the Gulf War, the Clarence Thomas hearings, and science denialism.

This is How You Get JARHEAD Sequels youtu.be/i5m-RHS1fU0

Sick pathetic country. If nothing happens they will do it again. Feels disgusting that all I can really do is post about it

Soraya Saga just announced her retirement from video game writing. After being Xenogears & Xenosaga she was still around in the background and took more of a backseat role to her husband, giving ideas and such.

trying to convince my friend that there really was a nintendo DS launch title called “Penn & Teller’s Shithead Basketball”

A prominent commentator in the fighting game community, Sajam, has announced he will not participate in future EVO events following its acquisition by the Saudi government.

Tigard, Oregon Pop: 55,514 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tigard,_Oregon Images: https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=33046998 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=35272695 https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=150306263

I've seen a lot of misspellings of my name but idk if i'm coming back from this one

'Vegobears' (organic vegan 'fruity gummy bears' from 'Santa Monica')? No thank you. I prefer 'Xenogears' (ponderous 1998 'classic PlayStation RPG' from 'Square Soft').

'Jesus' was born out of a 'virgin mother.' What's more 'virgin' than 'a computer'? If 'Jesus' does return, don't you think his 'mother' could be 'a computer'? And don't you think he and his 'computer mother' would 'have sex'? This is basically what happened in 'Xenogears,' so why not in 'real life'?

We are proud to announce that GENESIS X3 will be a Season 1 Challenger event for the 2XKO Competitive Series 2026! $5000 POT BONUS WILL BE ADDED TO THE PRIZE POOL We have 2 weeks left until our main registration period ends, on Dec 19th, 2025! REGISTER TODAY @ START.GG/GX3

WE ARE EXTENDING OUR MAIN REGISTRATION DEADLINE TO DECEMBER 19TH, 2025! 15 DAYS REMAIN! 👀 start.gg/gx3

I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro

when cell phones were first invented digimon otis called them "the poor man's bandai wonderswan". clearly he was wrong to have said this .

(ZZ top voice): They come runnin just as fast as they can Cause every girl crazy bout a short-dicked man

Our VGM trivia community is streaming our annual Top 100 VGM as voted on by our playerbase, with some commentary every 10 tracks. Starting now! www.twitch.tv/thechasevgm

happy transgender day of remembrance thank you for sticking around in the hardest of times. if you haven't, you are missed dearly please live 💜

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Fuck Seattle

🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.

theres a whole category of newstertainment thats gotta go. and its "ask a really rich freak who is also evil and directly stealing from you what hes seen on the computer lately that has made him feel bad." the only -- ONLY -- story about this guy worth exploring is: he is getting rich spying on you

(Rookie ESPN NFL highlights announcer trying at the last minute to come up with a new cool word to use for a jarring hit): "Oh and he just CIRCUMCIZED him with that shot!"

I don't think I've ever before seen a flight scheduled to arrive in the 3am hour. And the first time I see it, it's not at a major world airport but at a 3rd tier US airport? Is this really early or really late? Who is this for? Very weird.

I have a challenge for 'Sonic Team': create a 'storyline' in which 'Sonic' becomes 'a paraplegic.' Imagine the drama of a vulnerable 'Sonic the Hedgehog' still, through sheer force of will, running at the speed of sound despite his handicap. I guarantee the world will be shocked, stunned, and moved.

It's still fuck socal

Let me say on behalf of the world’s ‘cool people’ that all you ‘normies’ truly ‘suck.’ There is nothing remotely ‘charming’ or ‘rocking’ about you ‘dorky minivan types’ and your ‘beer’ and ‘barbecue.’ Here’s hoping the next ’t-bone’ you eat leaves you choking on your own excess. 'Die!’ 'Die!’ 'Die!’

Gamers at sharks vs avs! first ever nhl game for the legends @contra.level1.tv @theythemme.level1.tv yungwaff & sooyoung

Zohran caught in LIES: Mamdani claims to have "loved Final Fantasy III" when he was growing up. yet research indicates that the game he played was in fact the SIXTH Final Fantasy game

Our latest Start.gg Balance Patch is here! See the latest on our updated mobile design, event groups, payment methods, mixed mode, and more! blog.start.gg/balance-patch-october-2025-79e3e59dc041

Despondent about Niners football

Holy FUCK we actually won a game

Coast to coast and top shelf, where you at Danny Dangles @danfornace.bsky.social

[steely dan voice] cocksucker - cocksucker deluxe foxfucker - foxfucker for what macadamiaaaaaa nuts, i, could, eat a whole, bunch of 'emmmm [guitars]