YouTube is down? How am I supposed to eat dinner?

this is going to be so fucking funny and he’s going to get so fucking mad

I think "we will not fund a government that just declared war on the American people" is sellable and the morally righteous argument

What a banger Ryder Cup this turned out to be. The US was WAY down to start the day and basically needed to win every singles match, and they somehow almost did it.

i am seriously begging democrats to bring the same smoke to this story that they brought to jimmy kimmel being indefinitely suspended

Wow, no waaaaaay. Who could have ever gueeeeeeessed.

As a South Carolina fan, it seems it’s time to give up on football season for the year.

Absolutely psychotic thing to say. In a normal world, Kilmeade would never again be allowed in front of a camera or behind a microphone.

rarely have I more acutely felt the dynamic by which Dems are held responsible for the rhetoric of every random left-leaning person on the internet and Republicans are not even asked to answer for their own personal words

Trying to get some republican votes in the primaries huh?

I was really hoping South Carolina football would help me get through the rest of this year. Not looking great so far.

This isn’t exactly a novel take, but a large part of this is that Newsom is conventionally attractive. Pritzker and Walz are older and not particularly attractive. Mamdani is attractive but brown, so…. Had either three of them looked like Newsom, things might be much different. Fucking frustrating.

This should get WIDE circulation: MIT stating that it “has no confidence in the provenance, reliability or validity of the data and has no confidence in the veracity of the research contained in the paper.” gizmodo.com/mit-backs-aw...

Anyways, AIDS is going to be gone soon, this is a generic with FDA full approval.

Oh hell yeah

Underrated tweet.

Dude looks like he just came off the old Vegas Strip $20k down, still half-drunk on penny-slot whisky. He’s been awake for 42 hours. The dregs of an 8-ball working overtime to keep him upright.

If literally any figure left of Republican said this, every news outlet would have wall-to-wall coverage of “the left’s appalling anti-semitism.” Yet the president does it and we will see it brushed off as meaningless or a slip of the tongue.

Worth a watch: Head of Signal, Meredith Whittaker, on so-called "agentic AI" and the difference between how it's described in the marketing and what access and control it would actually require to work as advertised.

These people are just so WEIRD, man. Why did we ever go away from that framing?

Brad Lander: "I also need to thank some of the most important people in my life and on this campaign—I mean, of course, the NYT editorial board. Just kidding, of course: I love Wordle and Connections, but I really urge the Times to cancel their new feature 'Editorial Riddles.' No one likes those."

Lavos, the alien monster intent on destroying all life, has emerged from beneath the planet's surface to endorse Andrew Cuomo in the New York City mayoral race. "Cuomo has the experience and character necessary to lead," said Lavos, while fire rained from the sky

*clears throat violently* i TOLD you these guys were running the country here is what they want. in detail bookshop.org/p/books/wild...

All the pictures coming out of DC for Trump’s shit parade are so fucking funny.

Wearing the FBI badge to be on a podcast is so fucking on-brand for these dorks.

It is difficult to put into text my loathing for scalpers. They ruin commerce. Want to get a new GPU for your PC? Sorry, they were bought by bots and are reselling for 3x on eBay. And it happens with anything broadly desirable and limited that can be purchased online. Concerts, MTG cards, etc. 😡

James Ho has got to be one of the worst guys ever.

We are dangerously close to completely unraveling the world as we know it.

The federal government is attempting a radical, massive expansion of what constitutes "wiretapping" that threatens everyone working in media/as a journalist today and I hope you'll read this and share it with everyone you know. I'm not just fighting this for me. I'm fighting it for everyone.

Trump Cut Deal To Let *Sinaloa Cartel Members* Into US apnews.com/article/el-c...

The administration continues to fail spectacularly in every aspect except cruelty.

I try not to overhype this stuff, but this might be the biggest government opsec failure in history.

The red lightsaber really nails down the fact that these people have zero media literacy.

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

this is probably the tweet i think about the most in my day to day life

60 Minutes could find no criminal records for 75% of the Venezuelans the U.S. sent to a notorious mega-prison in El Salvador. https://cbsn.ws/4clubLP

Protests aren’t the only tool in the anti-authoritarian toolkit, but they’re incredibly important. Protests help us see each other; they make it feel safer to refuse to obey the dictator, and make it more possible for us to organize mass non-cooperation. It’s an essential step in the process.

His Senate confirmation hearing is scheduled for April 22nd.

let’s see who has the unfortunate task of ringing the opening bell tomorrow … ah perfect

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

Musk paying people to like him as he accuses people of being paid to hate him.

How did I miss this when it came out??

This is absolutely insane and indefensible.

USIP owns their building. DOGE is vandalizing a building the federal government DOES NOT OWN.

Catherine Cortez Masto - Traitor Dick Durbin - Traitor John Fetterman - Traitor Kirsten Gillibrand - Traitor Maggie Hassan - Traitor Angus King - Traitor Gary Peters - Traitor Brian Schatz - Traitor Chuck Schumer - Traitor Jeanne Shaheen - Traitor

A few highlights from tonight on Everybody Hates Chuck, a 🧵: Let us begin on the other side of the Capitol, which some anecdotes from Democratic congresspeople. This one is simple but accurately sums up the general mood when it comes to our esteemed quisling of a Senate minority leader:

i think shutting the government down is preferably to nullifying article i of the constitution