pardon incoming soon im sure

Witness: they brought out all the kids zip tied together ICE’s response to her? Fuck the kids. That’s pro-lifeAF

Multiple law enforcement agencies are seemingly in a standoff with dozens of protesters outside an Immigration and Customs Enforcement facility near Chicago where Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem was spotted today. https://cnn.it/4o2aOvN

When I asked DHS why they featured a mascot prominently associated with Neo Nazis on their X account, an unnamed spokesperson responded with this meme. talkingpointsmemo.com/news/dhs-inc...

Why the shut down? See below. Don’t let it work.

I know "Mac Tonight" might seem very silly, but that's the kind of thing thst people who often use this material count on. Here's what the mascot is regularly associated with online.

Oh, look, a wannabe tyrant DICKtator wants to be on a coin nobody expected this one ... we are so close I can feel it

As a kid, I got into politics partly to do my bit fighting the Soviet Union. Now we have a president who wants to turn us into a country that mimics the Soviet Union. www.politico.com/news/2025/10...

A statue depicting Donald Trump and Jeffery Epstein titled “Best Friends Forever" has returned to the National Mall, a week after the National Park Service removed it. An anonymous group of artists has taken credit.

fuck right off

Rules are for losers

Oracle employees who expressed support for Palestine were "referred to internal mental health resources." Oracle is about to own TikTok.

Trump will soon end the reign of terror unleashed by the woke mind virus. (I have no idea what this means)

overt nazi language in this DHS job listing (which i’m told is for a low-level but important job in adjudicating immigration applications and requires knowledge of the law)

This is "amazing" even for our own version of fucked up Amazing Amy

Possibility: this whole year is Make a Wish for a deeply awful person with a terminal illness.

Famous words of many Nobel Peace Prize winners.

Gestapo #ICE doing their "work" in #Chicago www.newsweek.com/ice-agents-d...

This is literally directly across the street from an elementary school.

Grim Visions Emerge From The Riyadh Comedy Festival - defector.com/grim-visions... The more I read, the more I🤣 at these unfunny comedians breaking their backs & minds explaining why they went to #Saudi instead of saying it's all about that fat bag & they just greedy MFers no better than the rest

also STFU

The ICE coward who said this after invading a home and marching children outside at 2AM, naked and zip-tied, just perfectly articulated the MAGA mantra: “Fuck them kids”. Make them wear this slogan like a tribal tattoo for the rest of their dumb days

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. www.nytimes.com/2025/09/27/n... Have kids they say ... what a story perfect for these #peakstupid times we live in

Back in Chicago. The last time I remember seeing this many helicopters flying overhead I was in Kabul

Pritzker is comfortable telling Illinoisans to put their bodies on the line to keep ICE accountable so he gets Resist Lib points, and yet here’s state patrol shoulder-to-shoulder with federal agents, arresting protesters and tear gassing priests. genuinely disgusting.

“.. If victims disobeyed an order .., Taylor and Brannon punished the victims with public humiliation, .. sleep deprivation, physical assaults, and threats of divine judgment in the form of sickness .. and eternal damnation.” @craigtimes.bsky.social #Florida www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-...

Explore this gift article from The New York Times. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/02/w... HA Ha ha the jokes on US of A I guess FUCK Dave & co. sucking down that #Saudi blood money & crying free speech next time they are at the crosshairs for something stupidly offensive their ignorant ass spewed next

This was posted by the President of the United States—a job once held by Thomas Jefferson, Abraham Lincoln and FDR. Meantime, has the price of groceries or housing gone down for your family? How’s your kid’s job search going in the Trump economy?

China hawks are gonna love this one. “.. allowing a surge of Chinese investment into the US economy would be a major concession to Beijing. ‘.. tantamount to the US becoming part of the Belt and Road ..’” @bloomberg.com www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

and the horde of stoooopids MAGAtard peons rejoiced

Oh yay. My favorite weekends are "he's dying" or "he's dead" weekends! Be nice if it were true, but either way he sees the jubilation, so I'm good.

Everyone who came out to see Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile last night, from the bottom of my dead heart: Thank you. The positive feedback has been overwhelming, so we're trying to figure out where to go from here. In the meantime, just... thank you for going to see the dumbest thing ever made.

Proceeds from Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile went to local indie theatres or the charities they support. We're going to make more of these, and we're going to put them in front of the most amount of people possible. So subscribe to The Onion. Get the paper. Allow us to put out more banned things.

This guide is about the fall elections—almost entirely in November. But some items are in October, don't miss them: —a mayoral race in Alaska featuring an effort to oust a right-wing official —a huge bonds package in Oklahoma City to fund infrastructure & parks —New Orleans' local elections

Diddy’s attorney to Judge: “He touched many more lives than I can cover in the next minutes…” Yeah, we know that’s why your client is being sentenced.

From “free speech absolutist” to whiny little cunt. www.sfchronicle.com/entertainmen...

A statue of President Donald Trump and sex offender Jeffrey Epstein holding hands has returned to the National Mall after it was removed by the National Park Service last week. https://cnn.it/46RasRM

White supremacist administration.

the description of the ka$h challenge coin in the driscoll lawsuit really did not prepare me for this

It’s honestly shocking to me that tech has effectively rolled over and accepted it now costs $100K to hire a foreign worker. The degree of capitulation during his second presidency has been quite stunning.

Wait, Tyler Cowen has been writing about how to find virgins since 2009 while he was a professor at George Mason University

Great command of the language on display here

CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation. Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.

A previously unpublished video has surfaced showing the September 24 naval drone strike on the oil terminal in Tuapse. The footage was filmed by a foreign ship crew docked in the port at the time.

Federal agents reporting to Secretary Noem have spent weeks snatching up families, scaring law-abiding residents, violating due process rights, and even detaining U.S. citizens. They fail to focus on violent criminals and instead create panic in our communities.

Donald Trump and Pete Hegseth wish to use the US armed forces against Americans. We found multiple experts in Moscow and Pyongyang who endorsed this approach.

Pete Hegseth has challenged America’s generals to look more like him. Does that mean his Pentagon make-up room is now open for all?

Pete Hegseth has challenged JD Vance to shave his beard. Vance has challenged Hegseth to grow one. Will American masculinity ever be the same?