Nearly had a heart attack #Cat #Caturday

The Artemis 2 crew name a new crater on the moon after Reid Wiseman's wife Carroll. One of the most beautiful videos you’ll ever see 🥹

Post a Star Trek gif for first contact day?

Happy Ēostre! Prints of this comic (and others) available in my shop - link in bio

From now on, this is the only way I will travel.

Someone was trying to take a portrait of their two fave Chickens, and this happened.

Cats, this is why breakfast is late.

Orange cat just had the sort of zoomies that ended with a turd on the landing and the clothes horse knocked over.

Yes.

Happy March 15. Here is my favorite Ides of March meme:

I AM DOING A COMPUTER SEND HELP #art

Reminder:

Well played BBC News. #kwaliteejurnlism

Petition to add “changing bedclothes” as a workout category.

There are many ways to tell the home of a Tree Sprite. The first clue is often a ring of offerings around the trunk. Toys; trading cards; bones, bottle tops; buttons. A circling of appeasements, terror tithe display. Of course, if it's spitting curses at you, there's no need for further clues.

The mark of the witch is not a third nipple or a refusal to drown, but in a thousand ritual acts as they dance with the land. - Tess Heller, Grey Horse Coven, 1978 #WitchSky

I think if you’re going uphill you might be doing it wrong. #olympics

Oh dear. #Eurovision www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

They’re not even pretending any more, are they?

Anyway. Happy Friday 13th. #Olympics

Watching the ice skating men’s final programme like 👀 👀 👀 oooooh that’s… unexpected. #olympics

Ye gods. #Malinin really does go for it, doesn’t he? #Olympics

Apparently yelling “WHEEEEEEE!” every time the ice skaters do a jump is Not As Funny As You Think It Is. #olympics

Winter #Olympics sports seem to all be about doing very dangerous things well. Ok maybe not curling, but everything else? Moderate to severe peril.

*looks to camera*

Ah, I see we’ve reached the obligatory ‘am I drunk or is this a fever dream?’ section of proceedings. #Olympics #wtf

More nightmare fuel from the opening ceremonies 😂 #olympics

Have to say, Cortina looks like the most fun 👀 #Olympics

Mongolia looking stunning. #Olympics

Have Iceland entered the guys from the boat from Eurovision? #Olympics

Germany boldly combining 1980s sleeping bangs with late 90s bucket hats. Like Sunday morning at a rave. Well done. #olympics

Ooooh, I like Finland’s glittery caps. #olympics

🇨🇴 winning the outfit award so far. #olympics

Watching the #Olympics ceremony and enjoying the country name-bearers in foil sleeping bags. Must be cold.

yeah, the whole Traitors craze has gone too far #Winterwatch

Catching up with #winterwatch. Joyous chaos.

Aaaaaargh. Nearly as bad as the graphic on the literal knitting show.

🙄 Slimming world leaflet through the letterbox. Go away.

We save billions of CO2! Except home repair is going to be impossible and that looks like a point of failure to me. And we need to fit out any factory making clothing with this with all new machines. Did it really need ‘fixing’?

Ok but these mittens are best present.

Is a mandolin an obscure musical instrument? I’ll take it. Disappointing lack of fridges this year. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Sorry, I was about to go to sleep and then this arrived and now I’m on high #DuvetKnowItsChristmas alert

It’s Christmas!

We’re zooming towards the denouement 👀 #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie

Gonna cross off ‘old cuddly toy’ on the bingo… #duvetknowitschristmas