Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

New garden camera is very good! Here are some scrapping hedgehogs from last night. Eventually got bored and wandered off in different directions. #Springwatch

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone.

Week 2, Iolo still dry. Must be a record. #Springwatch

Meowie Antoinette

Can you tell a blackbird from a buzzard? I made a game about how the #DawnChorus is changing. I'd 😍 your feedback dawn-chorus-quest.lovable.app Made with open source data, winner of 'best app' at #BathDigitalFestival buildathon. #Birds #DawnChorus #UKBirds #Data #Springwatch #Accessible #Game

I already voted for the meadow brown. #Springwatch

Scientists have discovered a tiny blue octopus lurking beneath the waters near the Galápagos Islands. About the size of a golf ball, the newly identified deep-sea species was found nearly 1,800 meters below the surface during an expedition in the Pacific Ocean.

I am very excited about monoterpenoid-synthesising beetles now. #Springwatch

Caterpillar raaaave #Springwatch

🚨 BEAVERS 🚨 #Springwatch

Baby jackdaws did an absolute number on my pond plants last year. Yeeting them off of the shelf apparently top tier fun. #Springwatch

Quite nice to see a non-damp Iolo too. Poor boy usually drippy. #Springwatch

Hurrah, #springwatch! Currently fascinated by frogspawn and very much hoping for some pine martens.

THE GLORIOUS 25TH. Where we remember the sacrifice of John Keel and others lost at the barricades of Treacle Mine Road. Time to re-read Terry Pratchett’s Night Watch, one of his finest works. I love my Penguin Modern Classics annotated edition 😍 (And Happy Towel Day too, Hitchhikers!) #Booksky 💙📚

Good afternoon here is a photograph of a squirrel with enormous testicles. Hooray for the internet.

"Hello. You are in a toilet. I think you are a pervert. Show me your genitals." - Your average Labour MP, apparently

Organisations that want to exclude trans men and women from their spaces should follow this simple guidance: get fucked.

10 mile run the morning after Eurovision with a slight hangover and getting to bed at twenty to one? What could possibly go wrong…

Producer somewhere screaming HOT MIKE #Eurovision

Phewwwwww. See you all next year. #Eurovision

These hosts are absolutely going to fall to pieces if someone else doesn’t tip that leaderboard. #Eurovision

Come ON Bulgaria. #Eurovision

Fucksake. #Eurovision

vOTinG isN’T poLiTicAL #Eurovision

0 for Belgium? Really? Oh dear. #Eurovision

Boooooooooo #Eurovision

That flute riff is going to be the end of me. THE END. #Eurovision

Your scheduled reminder that it is compulsory for #Eurovision juries to a) live in a box and b) comprise no less than 60% rabid raccoons.

Greece being treated POORLY so far. POORLY. #Eurovision

12 for Malta? Clearly not listening to the same show I was. #Eurovision

That presenter is 20 minutes at gas mark 3 en papillotte. #Eurovision

Graham Norton officially out of fucks. #Eurovision

Right. How long can we spin this out for? #Eurovision

Yes. Thanks Lordi

Literally deceased #Eurovision

VERKAAAAAA! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ #Eurovision

Top 5 for me… 1. Greece 🐯 2. Croatiaaaaaa 🧙‍♀️ 3. Bulgaria ⏰ 4. Australia 🎹 ✨ 5. Norway 👍 👍 👍 Honourable mentions: Moldova, Italy and Albania 🧛😎 They will not be the actual top 5 #Eurovision

If cats were allowed to enter Eurovision.

Choke me, poke me, spank me on the bottom with a Women's Weekly #ROMANIA #Eurovision

Best high notes of the evening from the Romanian vampire delegation. We are doing well for supernatural representation tonight. #Eurovision

Where your mum keeps the spare loo roll.

Stick Nigel Kennedy in a frock and this could have been us

Yes Mr Producer. Fire. Lots of it. Oh, and a live violin. #Eurovision

#moldova #Eurovision