Aaaaaargh. Nearly as bad as the graphic on the literal knitting show.

🙄 Slimming world leaflet through the letterbox. Go away.

We save billions of CO2! Except home repair is going to be impossible and that looks like a point of failure to me. And we need to fit out any factory making clothing with this with all new machines. Did it really need ‘fixing’?

Ok but these mittens are best present.

Is a mandolin an obscure musical instrument? I’ll take it. Disappointing lack of fridges this year. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Sorry, I was about to go to sleep and then this arrived and now I’m on high #DuvetKnowItsChristmas alert

It’s Christmas!

We’re zooming towards the denouement 👀 #DieHardIsAChristmasMovie

Gonna cross off ‘old cuddly toy’ on the bingo… #duvetknowitschristmas

Right then, no one asked for it (everyone seems quite happy with last year's!) but here we are anyway, your #DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 bingo card! Some returning classics, some we missed last year and some new ones. Enjoy team, donation link below once Rhodri posts it!

Huzzah! Over £10k raised for a great cause. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

Oh dear. #diehardisachrostmasmovie

ORANGE #duvetknowitschristmas

Oh no Ellis.

Ooh. ‘Curtains’ which are not curtains on the bingo! #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

This movie has so. many. good bits. #diehardisachristmasmovie

Now we are at this bit. #diehardisachristmasmovie

#DuvetKnowItsChristmas 2025 The Peach Room of Doom awaits, with a bonus clothes dryer, his and hers towels, and after 24 years of marriage the Formica Stool of Chastity guarantees a hankypanky-free night Donate to @centrepointuk.bsky.social at www.gofundme.com/f/duvet-know... h/t to @rhodri.biz

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We just hit this bit…

Oh dear. Howling already.

I've got to be honest, we may as well call it a night #DuvetKnowItsChristmas

We’re doing our Christmas Eve ritual: steak, chips, Die Hard and #duvetknowitschristmas Perfect.

I did not know this. Excellent.

FACT OF THE DAY. People who are on the fence about Teflon coated saucepans are known as agnonstic.

Oh dear. #thecricket

Hmm. - Space assholes fail to win - Everybody is slaughtered but the soundtrack is banging - unmarried women plotting behind their embroidery - WE DID A SCIENCE… oh no - WE DIDN’T LISTEN TO THE SCIENCE… oh no

Had a hairy time getting out of Abergavenny yesterday, thoughts with everyone in Monmouth and surrounding area.

Oh YAY. Hour fecking THREE of fireworks. Such bloody JOY.

Good morning to everyone trying to explain Daylight Saving Time to their cat.

Nice moody sunset last night.

I am in bed by 20:30 but in my defence I did get one of these today… #cardiffhalf

Yay!

I may think I just hit a C6 but Calamity’s expression is less certain. #sopranolife

Loved the message about creating without fear. Going to hook out one of the scary patterns in the stash tomorrow and just go for it! #sewingbee

Woooo! #sewingbee

I love all these designs, these are going to be fabulous. #sewingbee

You know, I was just thinking the other day that I’ve not made a bias cut slippery bastard for a while. Nightmare. #sewingbee

CJ and I have abandoned #bakeoff for the #sewingbee final… we’re #teamcaz but think they’re all fabulous.

…and this arrangement does a glorious job with another absolute dirge. (My adopted country has a far better anthem 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿) #lnop #proms

Nope. Nope nope nope. However you sing it, Jerusalem is a bloody dirge. #lnop #proms

YOU HUM THE FIRST TIME. HUM. #proms #lnop

prom prom prommy prommy prommy prommy #lnop #proms

It’s times like this that I miss the RAH Organ twitter account. #looms #proms #lnop

The very stylish soprano in the BBC Singers is called Helen Neeves and now I am thinking I need a white tie ensemble. #proms

*whistles along* *cats flee once more* #proms

They couldn’t get an audience with a sense of rhythm, then? #proms