One was a cop/conservation officer/firearms instructor and the other owned a business selling trailers and mobile homes.

The #OCB2nd BackerKit goes live on May 4th www.backerkit.com/call_to_acti... a criminal gig economy #TTRPG. PREGEN #3 (OLD): pwr_vacuum (he/him) hitman, daycare employee, sport bike enthusiast, and inspired by the Faceless (Apocalypse World Playbook by @pseudo310.bsky.social).

I was like HOLY SHIT NEW ENEMIES and my buddy in discord pointed out they're basically cacodemons

Elliot: "I found Ghost Rider's hair."

Just wanted you guys to see “Riding in a golf cart fatly”

Okay Google Call Assist screening my spam calls with an automated voice message is pretty funny I'll give them that

I had a bad Cholula experience when I first tried it a few years ago but I gave it another shot and Cholula is very good. That lady on the bottle knows how to make her sauce.

I'm playing Doom64 for the first time ever. Love these goofy stop motion looking pinkies.

I was genuinely unprepared for the Snidely Whiplash stage of collapse of empire.

they used to name these things "Operation Mongoose" or some shit, then they started calling them "Operation Reaper Deathhammer." Now, as we witness US bases being essentially wiped out in an entire region, they're calling them "Operation Chungus Chad"

es lunes

haha space warlord baby trading simulator is so wild, imagine if we monetized suffering to that degree? crazy stuff well now to take a big drink of coffee and read this news article about kalshi

two weeks later and i still can't get this out of head, especially as i work through some of my first FF games the internet loves to give modern pokemon shit for its graphics, but by refusing to participate in the AAA graphics arms race, they have unambigiously dominated the culture. they won.

Ass Escape https://store.steampowered.com/app/4186330/

Alto is done. I really like this guy. I think I'm going to pick up one of the customization kits for him and give him some upgrades.

Isn't it incredible how we can just recycle old onion articles, comics, and memes from 20 years ago because nothing ever changes and nobody cares

Rosan Knight is done. I need to smooth some bumps but I'm so sick that today was a "just get it off the sprue" day

from Eisenhower's April 1953 "Chance For Peace" speech

Elliot asked me to make him corned beef hash this morning. My son. 🥲

Reminder to self to get this later

you can get thrown in the county jail for stealing a couple bucks worth of groceries but the ruling class can go to war against the most basic tenets of the constitution without any mechanism to do anything about it

This looks interesting

Metacritic has sent a reminder email to all games site editors/publishers which is pretty strong, and great:

knife-crow HUMILIATED after being thats-not-a-knifemogged by dundeemaxxing mega-chad machete-koala

This has me crying in real life 😂😂😂 🦁

This is really good btw

a fucked up fact about resident evil: every single "title growl" was recorded during one session in 1995. they have a thirty year old recording of Ward E. Sexton yelling "RESIDENT EVIL... NINE!" that will almost certainly not be used in the actual resident evil nine. we persist in a doomed world

Picker Grinner Lover Sinner

every year millions are tricked into tuning in to the state of the union on the false hope that this year will be the year a president dies on live tv They never die on tv they all die on the toilet and then their bodies are moved somewhere more dignified before the authorities are called

Since I've gotten into gunpla I figure I should give watching Gundam another shot, and Elliot can watch it too because you're never too young to learn about horrors of war. 🎵Amurooooo🎵🎤

I have been keeping an eye out for fantasy/sci-fi model kits that are not based off an IP and just stumbled on Sheik Mainland. Very Gundamy but I love the variety. Definitely picking up one of these as soon as I finish the kits I'm working on.

Guys being Dudes

what she sees

You think "the online left" is unhinged, dog please talk to an independent voter IRL. They want universal healthcare and abolish taxes. They want to dissolve the coast guard. They want to rename the army the coast guard. They want their alien implants removed, and they also want more alien implants

Rosan Fighter came today and Elliot cracked the whip and insisted I get to work right away. I'm getting more practiced because I think the first time getting this far took me an hour, and this time it took me 18 minutes while frozen pizza cooked.

[returning to the cycle of death and rebirth after dying] I am so back

I should change my number