FOR HUMPY! 😭

#OFMDkinktober25 daddy kink

I promise I am in Portland for a pirate weekend but the mariners decided to make me lose my mind before I get to oogle rhys' legs so sorry everyone 😂😂😂

It really is a huge ass

Matilda posting for good luck. Let’s get some runs!

*reading a post that’s just a man’s name with no other context* ah this must be about baseball

Let Ichiro Pitch

"Oh yeah? You like baseball? What if I make you smoke *an entire pack* of baseball?"

The teams have stopped play and have joined each other on the field to sing Christmas carols

Mariners win

Love after Love. Derek Walcott.

Would I could find a fine frog!

PSL season!

Last minute but I will be in the artist alley at NYCC this weekend! come find me at G-21!

WE CHEERED

this took me 1 billion procreate hours 🫠 made for jodi @jodalyn.bsky.social 's bday in 2022 ❤️ #ofmd

People over 40 watching birds at the bird feeder

PORTLAND, I AM COMING FOR YOU

Ohhhhh, a pirate's life sounds just right Sounds quite nice I could say that twice. Sounds quite nice, we wont live long foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho Smash and gouge and stab and poke and choke you out, that's a pirate's life Pirate's life, short but nice foy-ho-ye-yo-yodelay-ho

TFW you paid $1400 to see Beckett’s most famous work without knowing anything about it

The guy who got the Cal home run was a Mariners fan with “dump 61 here” on his shirt!!! And he had a 62 shirt on underneath it! 😂

#OFMDKinkober25 day 7: lingerie and priest kink

🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Dolly outlives him 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

IT’D PROBABLY HELP IF I INCLUDED A LINK archiveofourown.org/works/55242358

anyway let’s think about this instead

#OFMDKinktober25 Day 6: collar and bukkake #ofmdnsfw

#OFMDKinktober25 Day 5: glory hole #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

this is so sweet

have you thought about him today?

happy birthday, OFMD season 2 #ofmd #ofmdart #gentlebeard

happy 2nd anniversary of s2, and surprise! chapter 8 of when the day appears is up on ao3 💕 BIG thank-you to @kuuttamo.bsky.social for one last breathtaking piece in this chapter! if you've been waiting to dive in until the angst is over, now is the time 💕 archiveofourown.org/works/60729631

🎶 He’s a dandy in the underworld 🎶 #OFMDfanart #OFMD

Happy #OFMDKinktober25!!! Day 1: anal beads This was a collab with @drcfxtina.bsky.social, and there will be more from us throughout the month! #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

Day 1 pt 2: sex machine #ofmdKinktober25 #ofmdnsfw #gentlebeard

OLU MY SWEEEET OLU

#OFMDkinktober25 cockwarming

they manic pixie dream guyed each other and i think that's beautiful

september 30th // october 1st

feeling awful? draw ed and stede

Always wonderful to bump into my old friend Daniel Radcliffe!

I had so much fun doing this!

A new photo of Rhys Darby from TIFF. 🔗 www.instagram.com/p/DPMpef6kqvy

Madeleine Sami is hosting The Traitors NZ season 3! www.nzherald.co.nz/entertainmen...

🥹 #ofmd

this sexual sunday i am asking the question: what if Stede got a new captain's hat for role playing purposes #ofmdnsfw #ofmdfanart

love how spanish jackie got mad at stede and the crew for having a savings account. how dare you not immediately spend all of the money i pay you. as punishment i am taking it all back now

hello friends happy sexual sunday in case you've forgotten, there's only one man in the world who's able to get a good grip on Stede Bonnet's flat ass to spread those cheeks and make him see shrimp colors with his tongue and it's history's greatest tactician Edward Teach, that is all, ty goodnight