"are you sure you want to close OneDrive" buddy I've never been more certain of anything in my life

Space Marine meet Velma Dinkley Pez Dispenser.

Women only want one thing and it's fucking spaghetti

Stealing is the sincerest form of theft

this literally happened to me once

discovered that Little Caesar’s has an Apple Watch app and it’s just this image that you can’t interact with in any way

🆕 On Twitter, @elonmusk has started following @gayfacefarting2 + x.com/elonmusk + x.com/gayfacefarting2

Number one babyman

You know this guy grew up to absolutely own the local prog rock scene

someone RTing you as their first post ever is kinda like getting head from them

RIP ashli babbitt you would have loved spelling ur name normal

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Found my Zune

i look down on all of you

Me taking a fat shit at Starbucks and then leaving without buying anything

Gonna go jerk off in my car y'all need anything?

Yeah Grok you nailed it, its funny because identity theft is a crimew

why the fuck would you leave twitter by deleting your account? go out with a bang, get banned.

Why

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you're free to not use the weapons of our oppressors, but i wanna win so i will use their weapons and worse actually

Eating ice cream but all I have are these stupid chopsticks this is bullshit

He who aims with his eye has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my heart.

I bet if you held an election today that shooter would perform better than Kamala Harris

the right will accuse anyone who cares about any cause at all of virtue signaling, so we should diagnose it correctly when it actually happens: blithe non-statements ("murder is bad") used to convey to elite peers that you can overlook systemic violence as needed ("additional comment not necessary")

Losing it

My game is available on Steam! :3 store.steampowered.com/app/1699260/...

check my bio buster

You're telling me this car Am Trans?

cry me a river i'll feel bad when my insurance stops denying my claim to replace my broken insulin pump

If you're upset about people "celebrating" the death of that health insurance CEO, bear in mind that he murdered tens of thousands(if not far more) people and would have continued to do so for a long while. Murder via keystroke has become acceptable under Capitalism.

I'M NOT TRYING TO CRITIQUE THE GUY'S TECHNIQUE I JUST WANNA KNOW WHAT GUN HE USED AND WHETHER OR NOT IT MALFUNCTIONED OR WAS SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

Guess who had a 0% error rate though

Elon Musk is going to kill himself on stream on January 18th 2025

Why

Oh man if only we had like 5000 years of recorded human history showing us how power is wielded and the character of those who inevitably wield it. That'd be crazy huh.

The bots here are insane

Elon Musk is going to kill himself on stream on January 18th 2025

I need more apps. I need to be more connected. I need to be more online.

👏Dark👏Souls👏is👏ov👏er👏ra👏ted👏

Fake ass yearner I saw you finding contentment what is.

Ultimately, no one really pays attention to you, so just do whatever you want.

i gonna use the weapon of our oppressor

when you scroll past my posts this is who you're ignoring btw

This is the first thing I saw when I woke up today

Hi it’s my birthday, this is a tiefling noise pop duo I made up and painted called Fibonacci Death Spiral and also this is what their t-shirt would look like

Butthole reveal at 30 followers.