Sundays are a little gloomier now. Loved this series so much that my birthday present from my in laws this year was an Angharad mug - go buy her pots, they are stunning 🤠🐸! www.crockashwt.co.uk #potterythrowdown

I hope as Tommy Robinson flees Dubai he settles in the first safe country he arrives in

Nice to be clamping down on refugees just when we’re participating in a war that will create hundreds of thousands of new refugees.

I'm sorry referring to people saying water tastes better up North as "demographical prejudice" has absolutely done me in. Wait til someone tells them about how much less government spending Northerners get per head 😬 #TheApprentice

From today until Friday, my debut novel Service is in the Waterstones pre order sale. Grab a brucey bargain: www.waterstones.com/book/service...

Angharad is my favourite contestant since AJ back in 22. Would buy everything she makes and would have given basically all her makes except one Potter Of The Week so far. She better win or we riot 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿❤️ #PotteryThrowdown

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

our BBC analysis: “Insiders admit the BBC has often been at fault. But the scandals have been amplified by a hostile cohort of rightwing politicians and media allies” www.ft.com/content/28b4...

if you see anyone expressing shock that a candidate who exudes warmth and authenticity and wants to improve the quality of life for working class people won over a rapist whose entire campaign was "that guys a terrorist" that's not a smart person. you don't have to listen to that person anymore.

The lip-service addressing of this is to point to the wealth of entry-level schemes hither and yon. But, as a friend and I joked ages ago, they seem convinced that if they keep building front doors, no one will mind that they never build any corridors, rooms or (god forbid) some fucking stairs.

Truly convinced Joe Marler is the best faithful we've seen on any franchise. A deadly combination of observant enough to spot traitors, popular enough to lead charges and aggy enough to elicit uncomposed reactions from people at the Round Table. #CelebrityTraitors

You notice things if you pay attention. open.spotify.com/episode/58r6...

A nation rejoices #CelebrityTraitors

Can't wait for to see how many convoluted ways I come up with over the next five days to convince myself Nick definitely isn't getting murdered in spite of all the logical and strategic benefits 🙂🙂🙂🙂. #CelebrityTraitors

Have to say my Top 2 are absolutely crushing it so far. #CelebrityTraitors

Stephen Fry: The perspicacity of our unseen nemesis is unfathomable [A slowed-down acoustic cover of We Are The Cheeky Girls plays for no reason] #thetraitors #celebritytraitors

Obsessed that Brian and Melvyn were so iconic that they got a real winner's edit despite being in last place #RaceAcrossTheWorld

I'm sorry, as much as I am enjoying this spat, how can you take seriously someone who spent 100s of millions of dollars electing Trump, then went to work for Trump, left government just days ago praising Trump, and is now calling for Trump's impeachment. Just unserious people.

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

Na Craig's one of the best they've ever had on #InteriorDesignMasters. Always made fun, irreverent spaces you wanted to spend time in. What a baffling decision.

🇪🇸 RTVE has shared the following message right before their #Eurovision 2025 grand final broadcast.

Was fully planning on being unbothered about the Northern brothers but guess what I would die for them #RaceAcrossTheWorld

Fantastic ending to Baroness Kidron's speech in the House of Lords yesterday, which led to the government's defeat on AI & copyright. Speaking the UK's creators: "Their property, their labour, is worthy of your protection - because apart from anything else, it is not ours to give away."

This implies that your dad has been relegated

Why does government always have to be ‘tougher’? Can’t it be ‘smarter’, ‘fairer’, ‘more efficient’ or - heaven forfend - ‘principled’. Immigration is only going to increase due to the pressures of climate collapse. Locking ourselves into ever increasing ‘toughness’ won’t cut it.

Labour has chosen nativism over growth. inews.co.uk/opinion/star...

I'm sorry what do you mean Brandon Jacob Jenkins is on the committee for the Met Gala?!?

I do not care if its star wars pun day it is this cutie's birthday May the Ted's Birthday be with you etc

Labour is handing this country on a silver platter to Reform. People do not vote Labour because they hate immigrants and want Reform-lite. They vote Labour because they want it to make a positive difference to their lives.

love to make america great again by essentially expelling the people that enrich our children’s lives

Absolutely loved this from @hollywilliams.bsky.social and @timbano.bsky.social - and especially loved a guest appearance from Queen Sylvie

A friend who is a trans woman and who plays women’s football received an email from the FA about the decision which contains this paragraph. Free therapy to cope with the fact you’ve been transphobic bigots, fucking brilliant.

It’s called elevated horror, T. It’s when the dracula is actually that your mom died.

This new government proposal that milkshakes be taxed based on their sugar content is a direct attack upon those of us who are simply trying to bring boys to our yard.

Anyone else absolutely dying to be in the Conclave right now

I'm absolutely loving The Studio man. So well paced and shot, hella silly and full of Easter eggs for the movie nerds.

Not only this — and this is a big deal — but how on earth will the police ensure that male officers won’t be allowed to search cis women who look a bit butch and can’t prove they’re women?

Decided last year I don't support a football team and basically just support Bukayo Saka because he seems like an angel and his girlfriend is singlehandedly bringing back the 00s WAG. 10/10 choice would recommend even when he's doing silly trotty lil penalties.

when you reduce womanhood solely down to biology, you reduce womanhood down to fertility. and personally, i think women are so much more than just that.

Our beautiful birds of prey are routinely and illegally slaughtered on driven grouse moors . If you are as sick of this criminal persecution as me then please sign this ⁦‪@wildjustice.bsky.social petition petition.parliament.uk/petitions/70... Please RT

'...they don't want to take a chance on something they're not sure is going to be entertaining and a fun experience. So there's less misery and risk.' www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

The way they have made this fine ass man look like such a nerdy lil Dad should be studied. #TheLastOfUs

oh you mean like every other time they've tried this? everywhere else in the world?

Thread. A few thoughts on World Parkinson's Day. Firstly we are all on a different journey. We have different symptoms, present differently and decline at different rates.

me getting ready for the next great depression