A food truck called Sucklerz where I have a giant hamster bottle full of chili and you pay for thirty seconds to go wild

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DO IT FOR HER

Good to remember that my psyche is at all times 3 days of constant rain away from crumbling entirely

How have I gotten to this point in my one human life without having watched Tron (1982)

Work Emails are Turn Based Combat

Highlander: Vampires for Boys

Fully thought that Princes of the Universe was part of the set that Queen did for Flash Gordon so imagine my absolute delight at the opening to Highlander

Guy who's character game is the Rusty from Oceans/Han from F&F thing where you're always eating snacks but it's always one of those packaged hard boiled eggs.

When you pretend to be a vampire, that's stolen pallor

Hoisted by gender essentialism today for not recognizing a crone's warning for what it was

GASTON IN HIS BATHROOM SIX HOURS AFTER HOSING FIVE DOZEN EGGS: (in a rich baritone) UGHHHHH. UHHHH. aaaaAAAAAAAHGGG

Them

I can hear the falconer just fine, thanks!!!!!!!!!

Not my ass slouching towards Bethlehem! My ass is not being born!!!!

mods are asleep, quick post your favorite anti-lawn memes

america has never really grappled with whatever was going on in the 1970's

Can't wait to get the new doll game Baldur's Gate

This is for at most 3 people on here but Psalm for the Wild-Built is just Hawlock AU

without downloading any new pics where are you mentally

Good morning

Good morning

Checking out the local wrestling scene in CT and it whips. So far my fav is Thiccc Daddy, the hero the people need

sad how video games always include historically inaccurate boob armor but never the historically accurate cock and balls armor

In light of rewatching top gun maverick i am positing a reverse bechdel test: for the film where literally everything any person, man or woman, says in the script is directly about or a thin metaphor for how rad one incredible dude is

Jesus christ it's july

Honestly hysterical to vape at this thing, i apparently love to bully an appliance

Only a matter of time now.

Good morning

is this cool?

Tattoos are just deep tissue massages for masochists

face mask 36-pack roulette

i have never seen a real noir movie so every time i watch a noir homage i go wow this movie has a real Holodeck vibe

Rice cakes are a perfect food because they fulfill the human urge to eat styrofoam

Good morning

Good morning

my favorite thing about bluesky so far is how they crop the top tweet so close that i keep scrolling desperately trying to get it fully in frame

By illustrating all of my prior avatars i have set a trap for the me of today, whomst cannot be bothered to lift a pen. Maybe i shall just use a selfie now that i have become a Real Boy.

good morning

that's character development

setting up this app and going hm what if i were looking at my plants instead tho