Zipp Creamdale
@tawnyemperor.bsky.social
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Rubbing gravel in my eyes
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gonna fire up Blue Sky and see what everyone is being tedious and unfunny about today
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gonna fire up Blue Sky and see what everyone is being tedious and unfunny about today
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"why is your name on Blue Sky " Zipp Creamdale" instead of something about Microplastics?"
6 days ago
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guy who legally changed his name to Teddy Razorblades finding it hard to get a regular office job
6 days ago
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"that cum you like is coming back in style"
7 days ago
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trying to price out parts and labor for my own golden sarcophagus
9 days ago
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meth dealer who is simply known in the community as Crystal Kevin
11 days ago
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guys I am trying to enjoy this site but it is just people doing show-and-tell about their special interests and lecturing each other. where are all the goofs.
14 days ago
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do they really delete posts on here if people aren't nice lmao
15 days ago
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2 months ago
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Pumping up my Weiner with a bicycle pump
2 months ago
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Me when my fricken banadana is so funny 🤣
2 months ago
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How is brunch going over here on Blue Sky
3 months ago
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I went to the misty field at dawn as the sun crested over the hill and nobody there had heard of you
4 months ago
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4 months ago
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Macho-man Randy Crab Dip
4 months ago
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👏 more 👏 bisexual 👏 gestapo
add a skeleton here at some point
5 months ago
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PRIVATE EYES ARE WATCHING YOU THEY SEE YOU WHEN YOU POOP
5 months ago
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Slopping around in the hog slop with the other hogs
5 months ago
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Cool hobbies everyone but where are your funny takes on the world
5 months ago
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Insane people go after astrology for being fake when economics exists
6 months ago
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Brendel
6 months ago
My favorite YouTube videos are ones titled shit like “the rise and fall of Nickelodeon’s Doug”, I just have a hard time believing that Doug’s cancellation was all that contentious
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You guys are missing some really incredible Ads over on X
6 months ago
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lauren
6 months ago
of all the founding fathers, benjamin franklin would enjoy the novelty of an ooni pizza oven the most. but only john adams would still be bangin out backyard 'zas 6 months on the regular after buying one
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The responses to this have convinced me to check back on Blue Sky in another 3 months to see if it's funnier
add a skeleton here at some point
7 months ago
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Hey where are all the jokes on here
7 months ago
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I'm shitting biscuits till my whisker tickets if you know what I mean
7 months ago
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fisting cantaloupes in the supermarket for sport
7 months ago
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Them: you better not be playing with your Toad Hypercube when I get there My mischievous ass:
7 months ago
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Hard to feel bad when stock market line go down when you have barely any stake in it
8 months ago
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Alex Goldman
8 months ago
Hi, I’m Alex goldman I used to host the Reply All podcast. I have a new show now called
@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social
. People seem to really like the most recent episode so if you’d like to check it out, you can do so at the link below. Thank you!!!
loading . . .
HyperFixed | Two Birds, One Hundred Stones
https://www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyperfixed-supporting-cast/two-birds-one-hundred-stones
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Twitter is barely working at this point but I'm still firing off stupid posts like a gambling addict pulling the lever in a slot machine in a shut down casino
8 months ago
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People think it's immoral to keep using X but I would rather stay there and piss off people I hate than do weird performative leftist infighting here
8 months ago
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Andrew Tate clearly has an eating disorder and a personality disorder so I'm wondering if he can "stick the landing" of that particular combo at some point
8 months ago
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I'm tryna find a little homie to ride on my head like this
8 months ago
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Twitter is down what are you guys talking about on Gay Twitter
8 months ago
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I'm in your walls
add a skeleton here at some point
8 months ago
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A shit my frick up till my dick pop
8 months ago
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9 months ago
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Going to the doctor to see why I've been so vague
9 months ago
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9 months ago
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Emptying out a mozzarella cheese stick, filling it with weed, and smoking it
10 months ago
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I need to post on Blue Sky but it feels like taking methadone. It just doesn't hit the same.
10 months ago
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Waylon Mustard Jr.
10 months ago
I think everybody under the age of ~40 is pretty much fucked and there’s little point in drawing comparisons. But one experience I had that I wish younger people saw was what the internet was like before it was ubiquitously commoditized and otherwise ruined by business perverts
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Brazilian Pikachu dancing samba
10 months ago
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I will bring back the murder hornets
11 months ago
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Blue Sky finally brings me the fish content I've wanted all along
11 months ago
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These are low-key pretty chill when drilling holes in electronics enclosures is the vibe
11 months ago
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