gonna fire up Blue Sky and see what everyone is being tedious and unfunny about today

"why is your name on Blue Sky " Zipp Creamdale" instead of something about Microplastics?"

guy who legally changed his name to Teddy Razorblades finding it hard to get a regular office job

"that cum you like is coming back in style"

trying to price out parts and labor for my own golden sarcophagus

meth dealer who is simply known in the community as Crystal Kevin

guys I am trying to enjoy this site but it is just people doing show-and-tell about their special interests and lecturing each other. where are all the goofs.

do they really delete posts on here if people aren't nice lmao

Pumping up my Weiner with a bicycle pump

Me when my fricken banadana is so funny 🤣

How is brunch going over here on Blue Sky

I went to the misty field at dawn as the sun crested over the hill and nobody there had heard of you

Macho-man Randy Crab Dip

👏 more 👏 bisexual 👏 gestapo

PRIVATE EYES ARE WATCHING YOU THEY SEE YOU WHEN YOU POOP

Slopping around in the hog slop with the other hogs

Cool hobbies everyone but where are your funny takes on the world

Insane people go after astrology for being fake when economics exists

My favorite YouTube videos are ones titled shit like “the rise and fall of Nickelodeon’s Doug”, I just have a hard time believing that Doug’s cancellation was all that contentious

You guys are missing some really incredible Ads over on X

of all the founding fathers, benjamin franklin would enjoy the novelty of an ooni pizza oven the most. but only john adams would still be bangin out backyard 'zas 6 months on the regular after buying one

The responses to this have convinced me to check back on Blue Sky in another 3 months to see if it's funnier

Hey where are all the jokes on here

I'm shitting biscuits till my whisker tickets if you know what I mean

fisting cantaloupes in the supermarket for sport

Them: you better not be playing with your Toad Hypercube when I get there My mischievous ass:

Hard to feel bad when stock market line go down when you have barely any stake in it

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Twitter is barely working at this point but I'm still firing off stupid posts like a gambling addict pulling the lever in a slot machine in a shut down casino

People think it's immoral to keep using X but I would rather stay there and piss off people I hate than do weird performative leftist infighting here

Andrew Tate clearly has an eating disorder and a personality disorder so I'm wondering if he can "stick the landing" of that particular combo at some point

I'm tryna find a little homie to ride on my head like this

Twitter is down what are you guys talking about on Gay Twitter

I'm in your walls

A shit my frick up till my dick pop

Going to the doctor to see why I've been so vague

Emptying out a mozzarella cheese stick, filling it with weed, and smoking it

I need to post on Blue Sky but it feels like taking methadone. It just doesn't hit the same.

I think everybody under the age of ~40 is pretty much fucked and there’s little point in drawing comparisons. But one experience I had that I wish younger people saw was what the internet was like before it was ubiquitously commoditized and otherwise ruined by business perverts

Brazilian Pikachu dancing samba

I will bring back the murder hornets

Blue Sky finally brings me the fish content I've wanted all along

These are low-key pretty chill when drilling holes in electronics enclosures is the vibe

Blue Sky is really the communist dream made manifest in that there are very few bad posts and also very few good ones.