Zipp Creamdale
@tawnyemperor.bsky.social
📤 4483
📥 1566
📝 956
Rubbing gravel in my eyes
Humans should get to do a full body molting around middle age. when your 45 all your skin just hardens and peels off and there is a pink and less wrinkly you inside
about 2 months ago
0
15
1
about 2 months ago
0
7
1
is this the kind of stuff you freaks crave
3 months ago
2
9
0
Guy who converts to whichever religion has a church closest to his apartment, as he is extremely observant but not picky about the details.
3 months ago
0
7
1
are things going hecking amazeballs for all of you over here
3 months ago
5
29
0
one beetle after another
5 months ago
1
15
2
new years grief
6 months ago
0
11
0
gonna fire up Blue Sky and see what everyone is being tedious and unfunny about today
8 months ago
4
56
6
"why is your name on Blue Sky " Zipp Creamdale" instead of something about Microplastics?"
8 months ago
2
20
1
guy who legally changed his name to Teddy Razorblades finding it hard to get a regular office job
8 months ago
0
6
0
"that cum you like is coming back in style"
8 months ago
1
14
4
trying to price out parts and labor for my own golden sarcophagus
8 months ago
1
8
2
meth dealer who is simply known in the community as Crystal Kevin
8 months ago
1
32
0
guys I am trying to enjoy this site but it is just people doing show-and-tell about their special interests and lecturing each other. where are all the goofs.
8 months ago
15
63
3
do they really delete posts on here if people aren't nice lmao
8 months ago
3
21
2
10 months ago
0
4
0
10 months ago
0
26
0
Pumping up my Weiner with a bicycle pump
10 months ago
0
8
0
Me when my fricken banadana is so funny 🤣
10 months ago
0
8
0
How is brunch going over here on Blue Sky
11 months ago
4
12
0
I went to the misty field at dawn as the sun crested over the hill and nobody there had heard of you
12 months ago
1
23
3
12 months ago
0
6
1
Macho-man Randy Crab Dip
12 months ago
1
10
0
👏 more 👏 bisexual 👏 gestapo
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
0
27
2
PRIVATE EYES ARE WATCHING YOU THEY SEE YOU WHEN YOU POOP
about 1 year ago
2
11
0
Slopping around in the hog slop with the other hogs
about 1 year ago
1
25
0
Cool hobbies everyone but where are your funny takes on the world
about 1 year ago
5
21
1
Insane people go after astrology for being fake when economics exists
about 1 year ago
5
127
17
reposted by
Zipp Creamdale
Brendel
about 1 year ago
My favorite YouTube videos are ones titled shit like “the rise and fall of Nickelodeon’s Doug”, I just have a hard time believing that Doug’s cancellation was all that contentious
32
343
13
You guys are missing some really incredible Ads over on X
about 1 year ago
1
28
3
reposted by
Zipp Creamdale
lauren
about 1 year ago
of all the founding fathers, benjamin franklin would enjoy the novelty of an ooni pizza oven the most. but only john adams would still be bangin out backyard 'zas 6 months on the regular after buying one
27
622
35
The responses to this have convinced me to check back on Blue Sky in another 3 months to see if it's funnier
add a skeleton here at some point
about 1 year ago
7
29
0
Hey where are all the jokes on here
about 1 year ago
43
134
10
I'm shitting biscuits till my whisker tickets if you know what I mean
about 1 year ago
1
9
0
fisting cantaloupes in the supermarket for sport
about 1 year ago
0
12
1
Them: you better not be playing with your Toad Hypercube when I get there My mischievous ass:
about 1 year ago
1
43
2
Hard to feel bad when stock market line go down when you have barely any stake in it
over 1 year ago
2
26
0
reposted by
Zipp Creamdale
Alex Goldman
over 1 year ago
Hi, I’m Alex goldman I used to host the Reply All podcast. I have a new show now called
@hyperfixedpod.bsky.social
. People seem to really like the most recent episode so if you’d like to check it out, you can do so at the link below. Thank you!!!
loading . . .
HyperFixed | Two Birds, One Hundred Stones
https://www.hyperfixedpod.com/listen/hyperfixed-supporting-cast/two-birds-one-hundred-stones
6
183
71
Twitter is barely working at this point but I'm still firing off stupid posts like a gambling addict pulling the lever in a slot machine in a shut down casino
over 1 year ago
1
19
0
People think it's immoral to keep using X but I would rather stay there and piss off people I hate than do weird performative leftist infighting here
over 1 year ago
8
39
1
Andrew Tate clearly has an eating disorder and a personality disorder so I'm wondering if he can "stick the landing" of that particular combo at some point
over 1 year ago
4
79
2
I'm tryna find a little homie to ride on my head like this
over 1 year ago
1
14
0
Twitter is down what are you guys talking about on Gay Twitter
over 1 year ago
5
28
0
I'm in your walls
add a skeleton here at some point
over 1 year ago
6
33
1
A shit my frick up till my dick pop
over 1 year ago
2
14
0
reposted by
Zipp Creamdale
over 1 year ago
3
23
1
Going to the doctor to see why I've been so vague
over 1 year ago
1
28
2
over 1 year ago
3
23
1
over 1 year ago
0
26
2
Emptying out a mozzarella cheese stick, filling it with weed, and smoking it
over 1 year ago
2
39
2
Load more
feeds!
log in