Friends, I was trying a frontside nose grind tonight and it slipped out on me and I slammed so goddamned hard. For a moment I contemplated mortality and all that.

The Knicks issuing a cease and desist to @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is the most Dolan dipshit thing ever.

here is an essay about No Country for Old Men this is the most important thing i’ve ever written goodmovie.substack.com/p/no-country... (it includes a complete breakdown of the “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” scene which is one of the finest movie scenes of the century)

The message-He doesn't care about Americans at all. He's only trying to make himself richer. That's it. It just so happens that his grievance intersects with some. You hate trans people same as him? Okay, but he's still going to make your life materially worse. Something trans people were not doing.

Feels related. Like, “look at this ass hole. He doesn’t care about us. He’s terrorizing our streets while he builds him self a gold plated ball room for his sex trafficking buddies” Look, I fit in like 3 criticism at once

There should be a jail for people who breed huskies in the south.

OKC and Pacers and I genuinely hope both teams lose. Chet Holmgren seems like the sort of dude that could play for either team really and that bothers me.

How in the world is this man so fucking bad at literally everything? He probably eats oatmeal raw because he can't figure out how to heat up water.

Alright! OKC vs. Pacers and my first Draft Kings ad of the night!

You really can't rule out a sham investigation being done by the FBI as a way to punish war torn Portland, imo.

*Terry Stotts reading the news this morning* Welp, time to check the air in the tires on my 2006 Buick Lacrosse and drive to Portland. They need me.

The most hilarious thing will be when Spurs and Knicks end up in the finals this season and @sheaserrano.bsky.social and @netw3rk.bsky.social ended the Six Trophies pod already.

Slot out. It's obvious that he won with holdovers from Klopp's system. His stuff just isn't working. #LFC

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

sorry I couldn’t find a version of this meme where both of the arms are white

There's a stray Siberian husky outside raising hell and my wife is all, "does he need a heat pad? Is he cold?" NO. THESE DOGS SHOULD NOT EXIST THIS FAR SOUTH. WHAT THE HELL? She finally looked it up and had to concede that I was right.

I got the absolute honor of walking my daughter down the aisle this past weekend and I cannot overstate how happy I am for her. My first time wearing a suit, too.

Anyone know a vet doing dental surgery on a tiger? I want to impress my blind co-worker that I am crushing on before the next full moon.

rest assured, this will be the third time Tron has failed to become a franchise, and we've become exceedingly efficient at it

Oh no! Doesn’t The Boss know you gotta stick that board in a golf bag and check it? He’s gonna get judged soooo hard in the first class lounge.

ESPN should rethink its strategy.

*stares* *forever*

Have we tried putting Jared Leto near Trump?

I finally watched the Rob Zombie Halloween remake. Gus Van Sant probably loves it. I was not into it.

Before coffee: I hate everybody After coffee: I feel good about hating everybody

A very young but still pretty big Siberian husky has shown up at my house. He ate all the outside cat food, is jumpy/scared/aggro and I'm worried that he's gonna try to eat Dorjee. I hate to call animal control, but here I go.

Liverpool fans right now (I'm one)-

The scene in Gladiator where he's running his hand over the wheat but it's me and the surface of these things.

The cool thing about taking the low road is that you can look up and see your homies on the high road and wave to them to let them know that you're taking care of it.

Skaters, baby.

Me, my stepson and last born at my daughter’s wedding. I almost started drinking again. Jeez. Held on with some Coke Zero.

Daughter is married! The day flirted with disaster for yours truly (my shirt was left at home, in my emotional free fall I could not fathom how to tie a tie once I got a replacement shirt so my daughter's stepdad helped me) but it was okay and the newlyweds are happy and I went home to feed my cats.

Rehearsal and dinner in the books. My first born gets married tomorrow and it wan't terribly awkward to talk to everyone. Tomorrow is the big show then she's his problem. I kid I kid. She's great.

If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."

Old clip Thursday from earlier today. Did a tre>blunt slide two piece.

If it were okay to body shame ICE, I would call them Lardaukar.

An important message to the people of New York City. More information at zohranfornyc.com/birthday

to all new bluesky members, welcome. a note about 'netiquette': here instead of saying "tweeting" we say "busting a fat nut"

"Skateboarding always seems to thrive in these places where capitalism fails." Absolute banger sentence from Ted Barrow on his IG stories about Wilshire Blvd spots.

There's a few reasons why I am looking forward to getting through the events of this coming weekend, but one of the biggest is that I can shave my beard when it is over. My wife claims to love my beard, but I hate it so much.

She gets all the flowers. I mean ALL of them. If we see her, we immediately have to give her flowers.

Everyone knows that Michelle Williams was the best part of Dawson's Creek, right?

Just noticed in Halloween H20 JGL's Jimmy character is wearing those shitty puffy Vans that should have killed the company.

soon ChatGPT will be able to botch math problems and encourage self-harm... in a sexy way defector.com/soon-chatgpt...

Just left a review for Himalayan Curry & Kebab in Estes Park, CO. Altitude sickness had me, but I needed to eat. This place ruined all other Indian cuisine for me. It was perfect. The samosas alone would make the great Khan weep. I'd consider flying back to Colorado just to eat there again.

I didn't know Liquid Death had a skate team. Apparently they axed them, but the team included Jason Ellis and Richie Jackson, so that actually raises their profile because those dudes are chuds that run with Tim Pool. So, it's cool to drink their water now.

Despite the near crippling anxiety I feel about my daughter's wedding this weekend, I managed a good sleep score last night which is apparently directly attributed to how cold my room was. I go into a coma when I am cold and I LOVE IT.

Who up looking at a hump like a snow hill?