Me when Hank drank that coffee near the end of season 2, episode 1 of Fallout...

A serviceable kickflip.

A podcast asked me to record a voice note about my prediction for 2026 and here it is.

OG out here hunting vampires and laughing at people trying to ice skate uphill

Jalen Brunson & KAT walk off as NBA Cup CHAMPS 🏆

THE NBA CUP IS A REAL THING NOW. CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME CHAMPIONS.

I don't have a great feeling about it, but let go KNICKS and get a cup or whatever. A transitive property win over the Thunder would be sick.

HARD BOILED DETECTIVE: another cruel sunrise over the city of the damned. another corpse. another widow. another cup of black coffee to drag my sorry ass back to life- *sputtering* ME: do you like it? it's an ethiopian washed process single origin DETECTIVE: ME: are you getting apricot notes

What if the Ghost of Christmas Past showed up and took you to see some dinosaurs?

Lot of shit things happened this year but on the other hand I just scared my cat laughing after suddenly remembering that Fat Joe tried to claim the Taliban both took a day off when michael jackson died and were shown on CNN solemnly body popping in his memory.

When I was very little, for at least two straight Xmases, I asked Santa for only one thing- the Millennium Falcon. After the first shutout, I worried that I spelled it wrong on my list. After the second shut out, I was pretty sure my parents didn't mail my list because they hated me.

My car got broken into last night and joke's on them because the only thing worth anything in there is probably my lint roller and a can of WD-40. They left both.

What does it say that I am watching "Feast of the Seven Fishes" and I am strongly vibing with the grandfather?

My giant possum friend Trey has met his end. I found him on the road today next to my house. I got him out of the road to preserve some dignity for him. He was massive and old and beautiful. I am glad he always had something to eat and warm place to hole up if he wanted here. RIP big man.

Joslin should’ve gone through a sheet of drywall at the bottom of El Toro

Durao had a more influential presence in skating this past year, imo.

Guys, the power of friendship might just see us through.

General Veers was the only really competent dude in the Empire. Guy took his mission, executed it to perfection, and got to ride in an AT-AT with snow troopers...the absolute coolest looking shit in all of Star Wars.

My kid took a photo of me skating today and he did a pretty good job and I love that I get to do this and share this with him.

these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core

Went to my wife’s work holiday party and her coworkers asked what band I’m in. Doing great work out here.

I just tre flipped in my garage.

A random with long hair, baggy jeans, and a nice red sweater just stylishly bombed the hill right outside my home office window. I feel so alive.

*me watching the Ginwoo part*

the kids are alright (wait for it)

It's fitting that the cover on AI mindlessly apes an earlier creation and also displaces workers while elevating Silicon Valley plutocrats.

I posted a photo I took with my new lens on my IG. I was excited because I thought it looked cool. Immediately one of the locals started DMing me asking what settings I used and telling me how it could be improved if I did "x". This scene sucks, man.

Ginwoo part was fucked. That was super high level nuclear stuff.

Oh my god I just remembered Jens Lekman.

Stealworkers

I woke up at about 5:22 this morning to let a dog out and then laid there in my bed for 23 more minutes trying to remember the name of the skull in Hamlet. Right before my alarm went off, I muttered "alas poor Yorick". I have no idea why I am telling you this.

I'm currently watching a live performance by Interpol from 2005 in Mexico City. Just excellent.

I simply love that "The Green Knight" is a Xmas movie. A Yuletide film, if you will.

It’s uh…healing.

Anyone ever taken a board onto an Allegiant flight? My flight out to Tempe in February is with them and I usually just take my board on with me and either stow it in the coat closet up front or against the back of the overhead.

Imagine running against this. You might as well be the 1916 Cumberland College Bulldogs.

Every couple of months, I am reminded of the Tarsem Singh masterpiece "Immortals" and how fucking cool the Olympian gods looked. Absolute best representation of them in a film.

It's 106 miles to Fossanova, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of communion wafers, it's dark and I'm wearing a cassock... HIT IT!

Can we talk about how Tom Penny sounds almost exactly like Ralph Ineson?

Time to grab a ho ho ho and make it rain, dear.

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

I finally had one of those dreams where your partner does something shitty and you wake up mad at them.

Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

James Talarico: The only minority destroying America is the billionaires. Trans people aren't taking away our healthcare. Muslims aren't defunding our schools. Immigrants aren't cutting taxes for themselves and their rich friends. We are focused on the wrong 1%.

Hochland Sandwich Scheiben (Werbung/reklám, RTL2, 2001) : 13s

can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.