What is felching, Charlie Brown?

Show in Columbus, GA tomorrow. Tickets on my website.

RELEASE THE SNYDER CUT OF THE EPSTEIN FILES

A man has been found guilty of writing a stream of consciousness novel. He is about to start a 4 year sentence.

Don't think the Dems should have caved, but I am baffled by the articles stating GOP members laughing and back slapping re: not having to back down on ACA subsidies. Feels very stupid to celebrate being on the wrong side of history (and it won't even take that long to be on the wrong side)

The only time Republicans ever gave an inch is when Trump had sex with Stormy.

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Do you know how I know baseball is the greatest game? Even 2025 can’t ruin it.

Los Angeles suffered tremendously because of the wildfires. The president of the United States has wanted to make the immigrants who make the city suffer and declared war on the city. But all throughout it, L.A. makes it work daily. It’s a place where people go to make it. LA deserves this.

That was the greatest baseball game I’ve ever seen.

So they're saying the democratic ticket is gonna have Barack Obama on as VP in '28? Is that what I keep hearing today?

I’m proud of my son dancing for democracy

<raises hand> I'm the new Duke of York. Called it first!

Michael Bolton should have been indicted years ago for that terrible cover of DOCK OF THE BAY. Zing! Political humor!

The winner of the Nobel Peace Prize is everything Trump hates. A woman who stands up to powerful and corrupt men and demands that people have the right to vote in a democracy. Bonus Trump-hate points that she’s Latino. Congratulations María Corina Machado! #FDT

I guess if you are prone to randomly blowing up people in boats they don’t give you a prize for it

I guess the Constitution was just a bunch of suggestions

I know we've elected some bad people as president in the past but how did we elect the WORST person TWICE?

Enough CNN. He's gross and it long ago became an embarrassment that you have him on

Most definitely

SNL needs to invite Colbert to play Mike Johnson.

My husband was detained by ICE today Juan Muñoz, an American citizen, father of 2, and local government official, was peacefully protesting w. other elected officials. He was assaulted and taken away I have had zero contact or updates since #SOS @duckworth.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov

Upon hearing of Jane Goodall’s passing President Trump flung feces at his keeper Stephen Miller.

What about fat Presidents?

Ever since that Hegseth embarrassment earlier today, my alt-folk band Fat Generals has seen a massive uptick in bookings.

Our president is such a little cunt

Periodic reminder that a couple dozen GOP members of Congress, 2 of the 6 wizards in robes, and/or the Cabinet could stop this any time they want to.

This is my favorite and most painfully true post I’ve seen in weeks. Ouch

Counterpoint: what's wrong with a little autism??

There’s so much going on here I feel it’s destined to be a classic @erinbiba.bsky.social

I'm very sad that Redford died. I'm almost as sad realizing I'm going to have to suffer through someone's "heart-wrenching" AI-generated illustration of Newman greeting Redford in heaven.

This may be the only thing that cheered me up this week. I love this man.

Why is the NYT showing the assassination of Kirk video on autoplay? Disgusting

Take away all the guns. All the guns. It's not like it's stopping government tyranny anyway.

He might need to release the Epstein files to distract from the Russia summit

The Kennedy Center Horrors

Here’s something I’m nostalgic for: 1980, the number of comedies in the top 10 grossing films that year? 7! (!!!) Not all great. But still.

Trump fires his bathroom scale

What’s the name for the feeling you get when you read about a cool concept for a podcast and then you listen and realize it’s just two uninteresting white dudes bantering about stuff they loved growing up with the 80s?

Trump and tariffs is like that scene in Spiderman where he first discovers he has powers

Core idea: Trump believes he's won a prize and should be able to enjoy it, when in fact he was hired to do a job with real responsibilities.

“XXX Files.” Has anyone used this yet? You’re welcome

NEW THEORY: I think that couple was just embarrased to be at a Coldplay concert.

Does he think anyone can keep track of this tariff shit?

I think they’re called ICE because of their tiny shriveled dicks

He's too uneven. Someone needs to keep turning him.

Wow. I've never seen anything like this

RELEASE THE EPSTEIN FILES SNYDER CUT.

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