Fact check: true

Lmao "an attack on Putin's residence" like that fucker isn't 5000m under the Urals at any given moment 😅

Wildest part about this whole exchange is that he thinks he has friends lmao

So idk maybe this is too big government for some folks but I kind of think for profit prisons shouldn't exist and are actively bad for society. Maybe let's make sure we have a voice in how we hold people accountable for their crimes and not sell them to a company. Sounds like slavery to me. 🤷🏼‍♂️

not only was Trump's right hand discolored on Christmas Eve, but it appears his left hand is now discolored too (Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)

Dear Universe, Closing out 2025 w the most highly anticipated obit ever would be amazing. Thank you for your attention to this matter. XO -The Entire Free World

Considering Nicki Minaj isn’t a US citizen, her hard MAGA turn makes sense. Keep them papers on you boo, I heard CECOT is awful. However, her Superbass may be popular in South Sudan. After selling her soul, I’m pretty sure she’ll have no problem with selling her cupcake. Trash ass pedo lover…

Good Lord. (And once again, I do not endorse this message.)

Meanwhile… release everything about the epstein files!

Gotta admit, the fact that Zelensky is confident enough to do a 1 on 1 with Trump right now is rather encouraging imo. I'd think if he believed himself in a weaker position he'd have some European backup coming along to help keep Don from bulldozing

It increasingly looks like MAGA's King and Daddy Trump raped girls with Epstein and is engaged in a cover up.

I got my darling (friends since’93) these Catrinas for herself and the books for the twins for Christmas. My friend Andrea owns an art gallery. Almost everything was crafted in Mata Ortiz in MX. Amplifying Indigenous artists. Handmade. That black one is 🔥🔥🔥

When your Christmas greeting is actually a confession…

ITS CRIMMAS MERRRRYYYYYYY CRIMMAS

I watch the Pee Wee German Christmas special every year. They cut out the parts with KD Lang and Grace Jones.

Twas the night before Trumpmas And all through the house, All the Nazis were stirring, Especially Herr Klaus

What we’re being told is that a guy who is an adjudicated rapist, who was credibly accused of sexual assault by dozens of women, who paid hush money to a porn star, who cheated on all his wives, who is mentioned hundreds of times in the Epstein files, couldn’t possibly be a sexual predator.

Witness Information First Name: Donald Middle Name: Last Name: Trump Age: 70 DOB: How is Contact Known: “He participated regularly in paying money to force me to [redacted] with him and he was present when my uncle murdered my newborn child and disposed of the body in Lake Michigan.”

Politico's report that Amazon was stonewalling the Epstein investigation is one of the more interesting details to come out from the dumps. www.politico.com/news/2025/12...

Wanna see an already low approval rating drop even further? 😅

‘National security threat’ DRINK!

Btw I'm assuming the "redactions" being copy/paste-able isn't a goof and was FBI agents being bros 🙇🏼‍♂️

Ok so I guess the question is will Trumpships be the *only* thing he names for himself this week or are we on a bit of a hyper fixation spree?

TRUMPSHIPS LMFAO

The Heritage Foundation got their wish for Project 2025 by using the Monkey's Paw apparently lmao

Good thing too... #Neckgina

Lmfao I just read that we failed to capture that second oil tanker! How do you fail to fucking capture an oil tanker lmao

On the bright side I gotta admit I thought we'd be at war with Venezuela by now and I'd love to know what was threatened that got him to back off so far

So what are we renaming to Trump this week to distract from well... *Gestures* all this lol.

Live your life in a way where the Dept of Justice doesn't have to illegally redact your name from millions of pages of pedophile documents

Has anyone started an extreme closeup Karoline Leavitt side by side social media challenge?

They finally redacted something I agree with them redacting

Y'all got under 4 hours, save yourself the jail time and be a hero in the same move!

🎶He's been through the desert on a horse named Bubba🎶 🎶It felt good to get out of the (fill in the blank)🎶

Going through these files like

Idk if I have the lore right but I remember the Wizard of Oz being a weak and feeble old man who wanted to play himself as a god to those he lorded over - and if there was ever a shittier version of that dude it would def be Donald J Trump

I tell ya what, this is the first time in a while I haven't seen that blowhard wanna yammer at reporters lmao

Some DoJ staffer has the chance to do the funniest thing and drop the whole file package on them before they can scrub everything, and you can literally say you were following the law doing it.

We’re all out here starving and our tax dollars are being spent on a Christmas revival at the pentagon…

So we can come up with 1776 bucks in a day for every member of the military actively serving for at least a month, but we couldn't figure out how to send money for food to fucking starving Americans.

Why is he so obsessed with naming things lol

I mean this seems like a pretty damning photo of what was going on over there, if you ask me 🤷🏼‍♂️

Do I have it in me to stay up til 10:30pm for a very special covfefe chat with America's Favorite Dipshit in Chief? I say 10:30 cause he's always 90 minutes late.

Kaylan is a fighter for our community. Help her out.

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