Oh god kill me instead

The only minority group destroying America are billionaires.

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Does anyone ever feel like they might die soon

I remember when I read my first passage of a Dostoevsky novel in Russian, it brought genuine tears to my eyes. English washes it down significantly. the Russian language is honestly so beautiful and expressive.

Thank you to my mannn for putting me onn 😩 can’t wait to finish this

For 2 decades. That’s cute.

Perceptions...

Regular reminder that the sex trafficking and abuse crimes Andrew Tate is accused of are corroborated by his own words, because he made and sold online courses about how to replicate it and bragged about it publicly www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...

If you’re reading this, give that job the bare minimum today 🤌🏽

Sure yeah you all hate CEOs now, but you'll change your tune when you need someone who can disrupt workplace engagement paradigms and offer bold innovations in the metrics sector

One reason I don’t like genAI is I think people have gotten way too comfortable passively consuming huge quantities of media and I think genAI is another big stride toward anti-intellectualism and abdicating thinking

Saw this image on TikTok, thought it’d be fun to share here ☺️

“How to improve focus and concentration” I google at work while checking my phone for the 50th time that hour

“Deny, defend, and depose” made her purr ngl

My degree in legal studies and psychology is only good for arguing w ppl online at this point lmao

Anyways a reminder to go follow Indigenous streamers 🩷 go.bsky.app/PzKwBP

They forgot to add this in the bible

Me: Hey can you do your dishes My roommate The Buddha: Perhaps your problem is not my dishes but your attachment to a clean sink Me: Alright man

my body is a labyrinth and there's a minotaur in my ass

You know what maybe they ban TikTok and the kids get off the dam phone and start organizing a better world

What did they put in songs before the 2000s… they’re so addictive. Must’ve been coke

My fav part of working is wasting company time by taking bathroom trips outside my breaks

My mom answers the phone like she's in the middle of defusing a bomb

Healthcare CEOs hate this one trick

It really is quite touching. I haven’t seen something bring people together like the UnitedHealth CEO assassination since the release of Pokémon Go.

A doctor’s letter to United Healthcare for denying nausea meds for a child on chemo

How ppl who defend the rich sound

No one should be a billionaire. It’s beyond evil

"You shouldn't find joy in rich people suffering, anyway let's watch a nice family film like A Christmas Carol, a story about how the only way to get rich people to show some humanity is to make them suff... WAIT"

[Someone whose brain is fully taxed trying to walk and chew gum at the same time]: "dopamine receptors"

Time to go bot hunting I guess

I can’t believe 2024 is ending an assassination. I feel like there’s more in stock before the new year

i think it's really funny to imagine a guy who clearly planned out a professional level assassination to have started with the Our Leadership section of the company website

HEALTHCARE should never be determined by private health insurance providers.

Behind closed doors Trump and Republicans say they will 100% seek to cut Social Security. How is this even legal?! Like, it’s our money. How does this even work? So when Trump claimed “Social Security won’t be taxed” was it because he meant it will no longer exist?

Me on the way home from karaoke after drinking a bottle of soju: ohhh that’s my website

There's a rapist insurrectionist traitor convicted felon about to take office, I'd say that's a big fat no! None, no shame whatsoever

I miss the nights where I would paint obsessively without break until the sunrise just to avoid having to think before bed. I’m hella burnt out now (go figure)

What’s the plan if 🟠 calls martial law? We need to talk about this.

License plates and trains are heavily surveilled. The revolution will be on e bikes

IDK who needs to hear this but not everyone loves your dog or your kid (tell your cat I said pspspsps though).

Using my free will to prevent myself from getting 8 hours of sleep

I think I need to drink more ginseng tea to help with memory loss.

Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate

The hawk tuah girl turning into a crypto scammer is peak 2024 story arc that I didn’t have on my bingo card

Exams be kicking my ass. I be getting too old for this

The way I don’t proofread what I post on my socials. I proofread on a payroll or for my prof. But on here? You get what you get 🤣