Angel's Share

huhm, do we really only get that zappy lightning feeling in our chest when being threatened or overpowered and rendered helpless and hurt? 🥴

need to claw up more girls desperatelyyyy god god god god god they look so pretty, all torn up when we're done with them

this morning a big bloat fly looking ass bee buzzed down from above and stanced up in front of us two meters away *right* as we stepped out the door to go to work

turns out we should *not* let girls punch us in the thigh where we do our injections

You have to get chuuni with it. You have to

girls shouldnt have to worry about anything ...

Girl so obsessed with and fulfilled by her service submission that you can use the keyword, 'service', to override consent at any time. Serving is more important to her than her comfort level or her boundaries. Blacking boots is service. Providing a warm hole to fuck is service. She is service.

getting, "oh i didnt say anything about it having to be *good*" as a response to, "we might not be very good at blowjobs" was like so sweet,,, and really hottt😵‍💫🫠 this was a month and a half ago now but it just popped back into our head :3

you *have* to gentle the angel

an angel's halo is an erogenous zone

um you have to let angels sit in your lap

the weed that makes you 5 years old..

You know what? Fuck you. Takes your halo and makes it into a blindfold

Do you think if you put an angels halo in warm water while she's sleep that she'll piss herself? Like the hand in the hot water trick

turning an angel into a marionette using her halo...

you can just offer to sexually harass and stalk girls and they'll blush and say, "yes please"

seeing girls compared to spamton feels even funnier to us when our only spamton exposure was the wayneradiotv spamton sweepstakes stream, we were so confused

Can't help being ticklish!!

Tech Jacket

good morning!!! say it back! the little princess is on its way to work and hopes everyone has a wonderful plunderful day!!! ^w^

Why be cynical and cruel when you can be embarrassing and earnest?

𝔱𝔥𝔬𝔯𝔬𝔲𝔤𝔥 𝔢𝔵𝔞𝔪𝔦𝔫𝔞𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫

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sorry but i'm no better than a dog because i also just wanna grind away on a girl's boot until my brain permanently stops working

dolly wants to hurt. dolly wants to make pretty skin tear and bruise. dolly wants to to taste fresh blood from soft flesh

we're just a little girl

Lich who puts their soul in a plushy. Sure you could destroy it, but do you really have the heart for that?

Last Stand

a joke I told last night #trans #comics #transcomics

a page is a cat or some other manner of small critter

mommm she's trying to regress me againnnnnn

we've been introducing our girlfriend to pokemon and we had her start with brilliant diamond ^^ just a couple hours in, she caught a shiny shinx!!!

I couldn't help myself

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// angels An angel's halo is free-floating with zero friction. Usually oriented toward magnetic North. If you set it spinning, it will turn indefinitely, until she gives a dizzy "Hmph!" and stops it. In short, you can use her as a fidget spinner if you get bored while fucking her perfect mouth.

little sister princess making her big sister knight capitalize her name and titles🥰

jerking off while high to the idea of apologizing to my lover while I slide a knife between her ribs

okay we've gotta get more bras, having just two sports bras is kinda limiting. it's just kinda overwhelming shopping for them plus they can easily get really expensive

we have gotten asked by older women like, 5 times in the past month and a half if we have children. what's happening? do we really have child rearing mom sized/coded hips and ass??

princesses should be tied up and gagged and tormented actually good for princesses

HELP

girl who turns 26 in 16 days,,,,

good princess morning!!!!

having a girl who really likes you and wants to do so many things with you is really cool,,,