Colonel Volgin going, "Remember the Alamo" before shooting a nuke fucking killed us, we started cacklinggg

think doing this would fix us actually if any 30 foot tall women are interested

my dirtiest secret is that i have a pleather fetish. dressing you up as my good pleather princess, saying you're not ready for the real thing, this is more your speed. that tight, shiny, fake look it has... packaged like a cheap slut and cherished, backhandedly, like royalty.

so many oomfs called runt now,,,,, its really awesome

We keep seeing this comic voice over in our feed, and now we're thinking of our scrawny wife as this knight girl,,,,,,, except irl, she to say the, Excuse me she asked for no pickles. youtu.be/iz9SkGf5rn8?...

knight who picked up its pouting habits from the princesses its serves

i dont think ive met a single princess not destined to be a puppet

teaching a puppy play doll instead of play dead

every puppet has its play every bunny has its hay every robot has its array every angel has to pray every dog has its day and itll all be okay :>

We gotta imprison every single motherfucker who keeps insisting we can just use lumens and raytracing instead of actually making lighting for the fucking game you made

girl that has a call before you dig tattoo above her crotch but its her moms number thats listed

gamestop says: fuck raw !!

we saw you from across the bar and we hate your vibe. and we're going to shoot you with our guns.

Crying at this image

drew Mina from Deadlock for Valentine's Day~ 🩸❤️

ANIME JA NAI ANIME JA NAI HONTOU NO KOTO SAAAAAAAAAAAA

just another day

just so you know, you can conquer my kingdom, you can have my nobles beheaded, you can have your generals molest me in my chambers or my throne room, take me as a trophy of war, but the only thing i'll really be getting off to? the 30% tax you levy on all my citizens to fund your war effort

Oh huh? Sorry I wasn't listening. No I'm not disassociating I was just having a maladaptive daydream about being a princess with a deck of cards that summon things. Have you ever played Lost Kingdom for the Gamecube? Fromsoft made that believe it or not, it's pretty cool.

our lil sis keeps saying that we're literally the cutest ever

fops ears!!!!!!!

get lifted, idiot.

we're so fops we're so fops doing fops ears with our hands on our head

look but dont touch!

giving a girl who makes a bunch of decisions by coin flip a weighted coin and seeing how long it takes her to figure it out

our lil sis brought us this when she went to go buy herself a beer not knowing we were regressing and,,,,, uhm,, kinda perfect,, we're so fops!!!

Here you go chat

we need fops ears soooo badly now and a flufffyyyy tail to wrap around ourself,,,,,,,,,,,

ohhh fops is really little girl coded sometimes like right now where we're little girl,,,,,.regressing

little girl fops, okay?

ummmm angel fops,,,,,

we should consider becoming a fox,,,,,, that could actually be really cool and gender,,

so we've got gyaru landsknecht but where's all the gyaru mecha and their matching pilots??

me

happy forcefox february!!

getting EVIL burger tonight, princess win!

getting Good Burger tonight. princess win

girl who goes to parties looking to sleep with married women, not because she enjoys the sex–it doesn't really do anything for her, but because the only thing that gets her hard anymore is being beat within an inch of her life in a back alleyway by the women's owners

ロッシ

Yelena the Wise (the Wise Elena) is the archetype of a magical, omniscient maiden (the Tsar Maiden) in East Slavic fairy tales.

Young, impressionable college girl comes to me begging to get drugged and abused, ends up being forced to finish her coursework before she's allowed to cum I'm such a good mom 🥰

2/16

btw collared dominants are really really hot

Have known her for like 5 minutes, but I like a big girl in a big coat.

FORCEFOX FEBRUARY

women are always ssaying things like this to me

we, uhmmfhfgf really need this,,, giod ffor fairiess

Hulkenberg kissing Gallica animation! There's not enough Metaphor Re:Fantazio porn.