watching Fitzcarraldo right now actually ^^

Everybody should stop using chatgpt right now because i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me things and i dont require the water supply of toledo to do it.

this doesnt happen

Every night she sleeps with a worn-out plushie that had accompanied her since the first day at the academy. As life changed, it remained a constant and source of comfort. Today she holds back tears as she hands the plush to her hound before the cockpit closes. The hound hands her own plush back.

Muzzled

also i’m being told that apparently “princess” is like an actual title that means something??? i thought it was a synonym for onahole…

almost forgot to post our nabs from the criterion sale the other day! Fresh Kill is prolly the highlight but we adore Werner Herzog's stuff and have yet to see Fitzcarraldo which is what the documentary is about

trans snuffbee excited for climate change so she can finally get the final orgasm of her dreams

more robot girls should get to have integrated afterburners

by the way, we came to both Fairy as gender and name when we played through Metaphor Re:Fantazio with our girlfriend and basically did a portmanteau of the fairy Gallica and our name Amelie/Mellie gallica is so hopepilled and never gives up! just like us ^~^

ALSO THIS

Hey, would people want to read about a secret society of lesbian scientists in the late 1800s writing letters to each other on a version of Earth where kaiju appeared in the 1100s up to the 1300s? What if some of the scientists also took kaiju mutagen? And others piloted biomechanical mechs And

"Don't worry, I think about you a lot but I *never* think of you as a person" O-OH 😵‍💫🥺🫠 okay not normal about that

I'm always saying this

Dollgirls don't want you to know. You can stick your fingers in her joints #nsfwart

little fairy giving you video game pointers sitting on your shoulder

our knight is at knight training right now 🥰

A Pontish Lance

*girlfriend talking about The Deer Hunter bc we asked about it when looking at the 50% off criterion deals at barnes & noble* us: "Ohhh so that's where they get the russian roulette set piece from black ops 1"

Bocchi from the hit movie The Rock starring Sean Connery, Nicholas Cage and Ed Harris

unsure if we wanna do the english or japanese voice acting for Ys X Nordics,,,, we arent sure about avdols english va, but the other ones seemed pretty good. we also do like the jp cast a lot (va of Miorine from gwitch and Bocchi from the rock etc)

Mother who keeps letting her daughter go to parties she's too young for, because she knows that if her daughter gets hurt by strangers a few times it will be easier to groom her into relying on mommy for all of her intimate needs

weakly mumbling 'nnnoo...' as a vampire simply pushes past the arm held up to try and keep them off me as they go in for another drink would fix me. wouldn't save me. but it would fix me.

Mommy who chooses to consent to all her daughter's inappropriate groping because she doesn't want her little girl to be a rapist, and it's only rape if she doesn't consent

yeah valkyr is our fav warframe right now, we love her

lets create a reverse rocco's basilisk where we torture the people who helped create it

knights,,,,,

tavern fling [vin + charm]

*Jane Handler playing with her dolls* Ough, Handler, your boots are so big! Haha yes they are, Sartha- Now- kiss them- good hound- mwah mwah mwah- *General Kynilandre bursts in*

finally got asked about warhound at work (we were reading it during lunch) and this girl said, "oh that sounds like it could be smutty" and we turned beet red lmao all we said is that it was horror dgdgdg

tekkie c:< #art #oc

okay, Ys X nordics is coming todayyyyy :3

learned today that platypuses hunt in water using special like receptor cells in their bills to sense the electrical fields generated by the muscle movements of living organisms and use this to gauge an organism’s distance and size when hunting. it’s called “electroreception.” what the fuck, man.

type of princess to put her teeth on your arm and gently shake her head back n' forth like she's trying to rip you to shreds

seeing other people talking about discourse is so weird, because like, if i see two people arguing on my feed i just block whoever i like less, and repeat this until i see no more discourse why does no one else do this? are they stupid? bracket style elimination to decide whose morally correct

group of littles playing strip go fish

*in warframe* "WAIT YOU GROW UP TO BE AN ADULT???" sis: "babe, you don't need to worry about that right now" us, sing-songy: "but we wanna be a kid forever!!!" sis: of *course* you do

YESSS our big sis helped us get a mining tool yesterday in Warframe and helped us mine on earth so we could build a better amp in game bc the mote amp sucks butt and now we have a basic but better one,,,,,,

who wants to find the love and fulfillment that exists in every sunrise and in every human heart with the eyes and open arms to see it together

"I think I'm ready." The simple phrase is enough to stop your thoughts dead in their tracks. You turn towards the mousy girl who's clutching the little green book to her chest as she looks anywhere but your eyes. Is that it? Is today the day? You can barely contain the excitement at the idea.

Post-war Hounds getting adopted like retired military dogs and then letting them run around in trainer mechs for enrichment like when you get a retired bomb sniffer to sniff out fake bombs so it doesn't get depressed

important PSA:

we love our big sis so muchies