UPDATE — Former speaker Casada gets 3 years for corruption after Cothren got 2.5 (Next Q: Will Trump pardon them?)

Fully expect @jimmykimmel.com to go nuclear tonight in his return as the Prodigal Son. Guests AOC, Zohran Mamdani & Bernie Sanders, panel discussion with Antifa & LGBTQ activists, performance by Irish hip-hop rabble-rousers Kneecap. Anything less will be a massive disappointment. 🤷🏼‍♂️😂

Trump didn't write this... who's driving?

It’s going to take Disney a hell of a lot longer to regain subscribers than it did to lose them. Good luck, Mickey Mouse.

a page of Trump's UN speech, as captured by Getty

More of my hair got raptured.

I am getting blocked left and right (no pun intended). Why?

Chilling echo of dictators past.

📌To be clear: I take Tylenol for the headaches that orange, balloon-ankled, America-attacking loudmouth gives me.

Trump's 'secret energy pill'. Hey Donny – since you're spreading false information about acetaminophen, care to elaborate on what you're taking at your embarrassing AF United Nations propaganda 'speech'?

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So after promising for two years while campaigning to end the war in 24 hours, then flailing around and failing with only escalation by Putin, Trump appears to revert back to Biden’s policy. So much winning.

No use running. You're already home. #ITWelcomeToDerry premieres October 26 on HBO Max.

Laura Loomer’s best shot at Jasmine Crockett is ‘ghetto’? Sweetie, she’s about to drag you straight back to hell where you belong.

Classic! Destined to become a 21st century Aesop fable.

When you go to someone else’s funeral and make it about yourself 🤦‍♂️ #ReleaseAllTheEpsteinFiles #TrumpEpsteinPedoCoverUp

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It’s a very serious day for the resistance. This new Ex Order, taken in the light of the 3 other examples in the article attached, means it’s time to think about the safety of democracy lovers. Read it. Here are new resisters who will qualify. go.bsky.app/KmtPvdu

If you missed Trump's press conference about what he claims is a major cause of Autism this edit should help you out. The first case of Autism was diagnosed over a decade before Tylenol was sold to the public. Other large studies have debunked any link with Tylenol and Autism.

Rapture Ghosting Denial: An extremely repetitive behavior seen when rapture believers insist that all those other, previous rapture no-shows 'weren't really real' – but *their* rapture is gonna be. And then, just like groundhog day, they get jilted too, but explain it away w/ another Bible two-step.

MAGAs just can't quit him, knowing he's no good for them or America. This is beyond admiration or political party. This is addiction. Dope-fiend level shyt. 🔥☕️ #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory goodmenproject.com/featured-con...

MAGA is already an angry lot. WTF will they do when their tangerine messiah kicks it?

Donald Trump isn't just the stupidest American to become president; he's the stupidest American to become famous.

No reason at all.

Kamala Harris endorsing Zohran Mamdani after he didn’t endorse her and dragged her…That’s called emotional maturity.

Pickles.

Oh I also checked out the new Trump Epstein statue on the Mall.

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It will never not be wild that the people who never stopped talking about Biden’s alleged corruption haven’t said a word about Trump’s actual corruption, which is on wildly larger scale. dekleptocracy.substack.com/p/trumps-she...

Macrons wife showed her vagina to court to prove she is a woman and not a liar as accused. They gonna own Candace Owens when this defamation case is over.

Every day is "Opposite Day" when you're a conservative who pretends to follow Jesus.

Still no Rapture? If only the Lord were as punctual as He is wrathful. Glory!

RFK Jr and Trump are lying… The timeline tells the truth… 📌 Tylenol didn’t hit the market until 1955 📌 Autism was first described in 1943 by Leo Kanner, an Austrian-American psychiatrist. He identified children with social withdrawal, repetitive behaviors, and difficulty communicating.

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You got to love the peeps that paid for this in front of the White House!👏👏👏

Christianity in much of America has lost its true meaning and teachings.

Kash Patel, Pam Bondi, Pete Hegseth, Marco Rubio, Mike Johnson, Kristi Noem, and the stupidest of them all, Donald Trump

A lot of people are going to be rethinking life choices once this day passes and they were not raptured.

Brigitte Macron had to show proof in court that she was born a cis woman. Klandace, girl… u in dangah.

Panoramic view of Lake Balaton from the Szaplonczay trail in Fonyód, Hungary. In the distance, the basalt mountains of Badacsony, with its signature monadnock, a unique geological relic shaped from volcanic activity millions of years ago. 🙏🏼🌍🕊️ 📷 Photo by Péter Molnár©️

National Park Service officials have removed park signs referencing climate change, slavery, Japanese internment during World War II, and the nation’s treatment of Native Americans. It’s the latest escalation of Trump’s attacks on our public lands. Watch: https://youtu.be/HS7IJaB5NDc?feature=shared

and a psychopath