there are amazing things happening in new york

trump doing "if u dont stand up ur GAYYY" at the SOTU and his lackies falling over themselves to go "OhHhHhHHHhhHHh" further entrenching the everyone is twelve theory

The black maple leafs are sooo sick unfortunately they do make the Canadians look like archetypal villains that must be defeated

I like this website but every 6.5 days i gotta see a bunch of people I’ll never meet get real bent out of shape about another mfer I’ll never meet and it does make me question what im doing here

lmaooo abc dropped the stock ticker on his ass

This + a potential tarrifs rulings induced stroke, vibes are HIGH

Fire up the grill

I sign off on this except I wanna clarify one thing: this is not "human nature," this is specifically how authoritarians feel. like, in the Bob Altemeyer, "high right-wing authoritarian score" sense: the desire to be "the norm" is an authoritarian impulse not everyone feels equally.

America is the freest country on earth. Oh, no not for you, idiot. only for like a handful of rich pedophiles . ur totally fucked

I follow ~500 of 35 million bluesky users which works out to like... 0.001%. wonder what the hell the rest of you guys are skeetin about.

chef: who wants dirt soup everyone: what? no thank you, just regular soup chef: bad news we had to get rid of the soup to provide the dirt everyone: but we hate dirt chef: (mouthful of dirt) who wants dirt

Are we gonna wake up and talk about Gavin newsome every day for the next 2 years

The JD in JD Vance stands for Jiant Dumbass (mom too stupid to spell giant)

If Beto O’Rourke is going to spam text me, which I already hate, he should probably bother to put my name in there

We investigated this performance and determined it was “sick as fuck” and also “dope as hell”

“Snow? Okay grandpa let’s get you to bed”

If one more of you mfers spells it facism I’m gonna lose it

If chuck shumer has no haters I am dead

Dreams come true

My mom just sent me an obviously Ai video and asked how she can avoid it next time. unfortunately I’m cooked chat

He got cold feet

God damn that was fucking LIT

@nicklutsko.bsky.social manscaped commercial?? Hell ya

“Ehhhhh those are a lot of boos” is sending me

ICE hasn't stopped brutalizing people or shredding the Constitution, it's just that corporate media turned the camera as the call for action got too loud and the Democrats stepped in and made sure the issue got changed. If you sit for a second, you'll recognize that's what happened with BLM, too.

I will never vote for Kamala Harris or Gavin Newsom in any election, under any circumstances.

I’m going to become the joker

Making a billion dollars opening the first cashless strip club

So far the only thing that will meaningfully stop him is his own mortality. So they will just pick a younger fascist. Hopefully we can change the lesson before that time

wake up. another load bearing institution is destroyed by a shrimp dicked billionaire. children are abducted in the streets by masked gestapo agents. proceed to job plugging away at keyboard for enough money not to starve

Setting all my push notifications to key off “jelly roll.” Really looking forward to these insights

Everybody talking about Woke 2.0, what if you woke 2.0 hours earlier and got a fuckin jobbbbb

Just found a note from my kids teacher on Class Dojo that she got in trouble because she saw the boys playing the paper football game at lunch and asked them how to play and then bet her dessert and won 4 other kids desserts and then admitted to the teacher she's been playing with me since she was 3

ELON MUSK: your island is so freaking like, based. it's seriously like effing amazeballs. i'm going to basically be making like all of mars totally just like the same as how epic this is STEPHEN HAWKING: jeff rey why, did you in vite, this lame, ass nerd

Epstein is like pervert forest gump.

BBC confirms that Alex Pretti was even cooler than you thought

You guys are little babies. The adults in the room are suggesting real ideas like catching a leprechaun and using his pot of gold to pay off the national debt

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images. This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

Breaking: Trump directs reporters to place hands over eyes; ICE now gone from Minneapolis. Update: We put our hands down, and they appear to be back. Update: After repeat of presidential directive, they appear to be gone again. We’re so confused!

this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming. no, those people shouldn’t get a break.

Abolish ICE is the only moral position. You would not call for better training of Nazi forces. These are modern day nazis and it’s up to us to decide how we want history to view us.

Are you gonna ask for them back after they get trained up on more effective ways to disappear people?

ICE murdered another person in MN this morning, the video is disgusting

Look at this disgusting bitch

I came to Minneapolis to report on what's going on, and one of the main questions I showed up with is "just what is the scale of the resistance?" After all, we're all used to the news calling Portland a "war zone" or whatever when it's just some protests in one part of town.

A Cuban detainee’s death at an El Paso federal immigration detention center was ruled a homicide Wednesday, with the medical examiner finding he was suffocated while restrained, contradicting immigration officials’ claim that he died by suicide.

Willing to entertain arguments that barbecue chicken pizza is the best of the non-traditional pizzas

The president kidnapping children at gunpoint while embroiled in a very infamous pedophile controversy seems like it should be the lead story