Testing my parole by slamming 12 beers and hitting the interstate

Fartin and startling a sleepy dog. What’s better. Gets me every time

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new york times headline: new emails reveal potential relationship between epstein and trump the email: Re: re: re: My Best Friend Donald Trump is a Pedophile, We were doing Pedophile Stuff together

Being able to do this while moving at nfl speed is so impressive

Do not let democrats tell you this can be reformed

Fuck Chuck Schumer stupid bitch

Holy shit this so terrible. Feel awful for him man, wish he could’ve gotten the help he needed

HE'S ALREADY TRANSING THE CITY

It’s truly tragic how many of these US war criminals like Cheney never face justice and die in their peacefully in their homes in their 80s and 90s. I want to be happy he is dead but I am not. The million people he killed didnt get the luxury to die how he did.

There’s a lot of bad ones in here but I think this one pisses me off the most because it’s worded in a way that will almost certainly pass. This one needs means testing or a separate amendment for the disabled. Our schools are in trouble

I had seen very few people talking about it but there is a special election in Texas tomorrow voting on amendments to the Texas state constitution. There are massive implications for most of the amendments and I’m relatively certain most don’t know it’s even happening. Thoughts🧵

“Oh poor people can buy popsicles with food stamps” shut the fuck up the government gives perverts a trillion dollars in government money each year for pervert factories for billionaires the fucking popsicles are none of your fuckin business

They’re gonna build the ballroom much bigger and uglier than the White House in pretty much every way, aren’t they

Every day after you discover you have a Nazi tattoo and don’t do anything to get rid of your Nazi tattoo is another day you support your Nazi tattoo

only right supremacy i support is right front burner supremacy

Seeing the reviews come in and tapping the sign

Is it possible to post on a website where the people running it aren’t complete knobs

I'm only half kidding when I ask--am I going to have to flee Texas as a refugee?

It’s not enough they want to replace your jobs, they want to rob you of the joy of sharing human creativity.

I was struck by this when I had well meaning family friends from a rural area who were legitimately TERRIFIED of the prospect of their daughter moving to my city. It’s incredibly safe here but they wanted me to drive all over town to investigate the safety and send them videos. Pretty eye opening

The most frustrating part of being a TCU fan is that national media gets everything about you wrong all the time. They just spelled Dutch Meyer wrong on the broadcast. Like just google it

The cardinals are allergic to running the ball. Only an idiot would start benson in fantasy (me)

If you're my friend and you talk to ChatGPT to solve your problems, please don't tell me. I don't want to know that about you

“Write something anti-ice on the bullets” “Write anti-ice on the bullets, got it boss”

It’s giving “Facebook grandpa who spray painted his own garage with fake racism message”

It is such a joy to watch Lamar throw the ball

So…Aaron Glenn’s sideline celebration is 🔥🔥🔥 with Earth, Wind & Fire attached to it.

Tired: we need moderate lib to run for president in 2028 Wired: we need a popular AOC/Bernie type to run for president in 2028 Inspired: the 2028 presidential candidate should be selected by nationwide lottery

If/when they pass this national day of remembrance I’ll be remembering that lil bitch as the whiny dogshit racist fuck he was

This is why people scream till they’re blue in the face that Israel’s actions are making Jewish people less safe. Valid criticism of a genocidal state is not antisemitism. But there sure are a lot of antisemitic grifters who will use it as cover.

It is OK to call fascists fascists.

the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok

I encourage everyone to watch kimmels segment. It’s shocking how benign his comments were. They can’t even be read in good faith as about Kirk, this is nothing more than trump mad he got made fun of. What the fuck are we doing

NYTimes: immediately offers to settle for $20 billion

Taboo! Great Tom hardy show

last night as i was trying to wind down for bed i had a unified theory of what the fuck just happened, and i wrote it down, and filed it under "well, i can't talk about this on main without sounding insane until and unless the perp gets caught and is provably a groyper" anyways, great news! (1/X)

This is such an insane headline and editors note it’s breaking my brain

Did you or one of your loved ones see the Jared Leto Tron in theaters? You may be entitled to financial compensation

The funny thing about college football is that TCU beating the tar off UNC actually works against them in the top 25 poll, will probably get left out. A closer win against a “bill belichick coached team” probably garners TCU more votes.

Funniest possible outcome is bill retiring after this

Nothing better than watching an espn-manufactured hype train fall apart in real time

Desmond Howard has been ride or die for the frogs as long as I can remember

I love college football but the commercial situation is untenable. It’s absurd how little football is played between the start and end of a game

What laypeople think ADHD is like: "Lol I'm so random look a sparkly object wheeee" What ADHD is actually like: "I've had the Wheels on the Bus song stuck in my head for five hours straight and I'm going to eat glass if this doesn't stop soon"

Learning new fun facts about Alex Smith, thank you AI