Mike Luckovich

I'm more and more impressed with this woman each time I see her. She's going to be a force.

Getting closer.

That last sentence in the second-to-last paragraph is really all she needed to say. "We need to be able to get the principals on the record and on camera." All the government has to do to kill a CBS story is refuse to give interviews about it. Weiss just gave Trump a kill switch for CBS.

I've said this phrase many times throughout my life, and it's still so very appropriate to the DNC leadership here: DON'T ASK A QUESTION THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR THE ANSWER TO!

my “yes, even the empty margins of our files are redacted” t-shirt answers a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt

Happy Friday, here's some of my favorites! @raykwong.bsky.social @fivetimessix.bsky.social @chaserbaybe.bsky.social @abbarsha.bsky.social @janejune.bsky.social @carly71.bsky.social @sugarbear76.bsky.social @atoth99.bsky.social @hopeful66.bsky.social @jazchaz.bsky.social @staffanbroman.bsky.social

Okay, hahahaha, good one @bencollins.bsky.social. It's a little early for an @theonion.com April Fool's issue, but you got me with this one. It was you, right?

Okay, I got 2 points.

#DV1 #ProudBlue #California

If you want some good data on actual gas prices around the country, and if there are really any below $2, I highly recommend following @gasbuddyguy.bsky.social. So about 0.1% of stations have gas below $2 as of today.

I'm guessing Oz will now start a GoFundMe for himself to purchase a pair of testicles.

Not necessarily my favorite (that'd be Leader of the Band), but the one that hits hardest as I get older is Same Old Lang Syne. Especially around the holidays.

Words DO MATTER. This is deeply moving.

“… I mean, it’s not a group chat or anything.”

You sure that’s not RFK Jnr’s Bento box?

I mean, it really does represent MAGA well, I have to admit. It has only surface-level emotions and it's written with absolute pettiness and a disregard for reality.

This is what hope looks like.

republicans say everything wrong in this country is the fault of immigrants, democrats, lgbtq people (esp trans) and women. if you keep doing that you eventually reach the point where you reach a final solution to deal with the "problem."

wish kids would stop saying 6-7 and instead joke about something more useful such as 'please remember The MERL's Acacia Road car park entrance is currently closed due to emergency water repairs'

OPINION: If you’ve ever wondered what it was like to be at Hitler’s Berlin Olympics in 1936 or at Mussolini’s 1934 World Cup, good news! You’ll get a chance at a similar experience next...

no seriously we are a sewer utility, it's all combined when it gets to us.

When you compare Democratic politicians to your perfect candidate, and they don’t check all 10 of the boxes, and then you vote for the Republicans who absolutely trash you….

🎯 @robsandia.bsky.social on Private School Vouchers (for the wealthy) — “CALL THEIR BLUFF… if they want public dollars, they should have to follow the same rules as public schools… it’s not a ‘COMPETITION’ when not everyone is playing by the same rules.” (cc: Speaker Sexton)

That’s what we used to be.

“Sexually shamed” is such a dishonest view of the criticisms of Nuzzi but I expect nothing less from Flanagan

This is the type of hater energy that will fuel us in the years ahead.

Just want to remind everyone that Mike Flynn told a crowd of rabid QAnon troglodytes in no uncertain terms that the military should conduct a coup in order to reinstall Trump as an unelected dictator, and he never once was subject to the penalties that the UCMJ demands for that sort of thing

And now we cut to a live shot of Stephen Miller.

Then why is it a limited edition

BREAKING: Judge Boasberg says "justice requires" him to continue contempt inquiry into Trump admin. “I certainly intend to find out what happened on that day,” Boasberg said of the March 15 Alien Enemies Act flights. He plans to begin hearings on Dec. 1. New, at Law Dork:

So here’s what apparently happened: they tried to indict Comey on the last day of the statute with a three-count indictment. The grand jury rejected one. Rather than cross it out or indicate on the indictment that only two of the three counts were voted upon, Halligan creates…/1

I mean, look, I'm not a reporter, so who am I to talk? But on a day where the president both just called a woman reporter "Piggy" and is celebrating someone who had people bone saw apart one of my colleagues, I might just be a little ready to defend my colleagues and profession. But that's just me

"Hi, welcome to McDonald's! Would you like to try our new 1/16 pounder? If you get that in a meal, we'll include a small cup of tap water, and three French fries!"

JUDGE: You must give Comey the grand jury materials DOJ: NOT FAIR! The judge doesn’t have the authority because he didn’t say WHY Comey should get Grand Jury material. JUDGE: Fine. You must give Comey the Grand Jury material because you’re full of shit.

Right on point. Democrats need to stop expecting their politicians to satisfy every policy desire they have.

CALLING ALL TEXAS A&M FACULTY!!

If you're a professor at Texas A&M, you'll need to receive written authorization from the university president before discussing this incident on campus.

Democrats need to hammer this point home to combat the lies Republicans are pushing.

Biden didn’t release the Epstein files because Merrick Garland was actively investigating Epstein/Maxwell co-conspirators all the way up until January 2025. Then Trump shuttered the probe. www.cbsnews.com/news/jeffrey...

If you're thinking about putting money in crypto, go to Vegas instead so at least you'll get some enjoyment out of gambling your money away.

Update: this is no longer included in the final funding deal. I'm going to keep fighting to lower premiums and ensure Republicans can’t get away with a backdoor national abortion ban.

Christine Pelosi, daughter of Nancy Pelosi, has announced she’s running for the California State Senate.