They're calling it "the worst moment to log into Bluesky"

Dude who physically resembled Number 1 from Umbrella Academy was just eating at Booche’s in CoMo. Y’all. Shoulders for dayssss

Coach Beard: Watch the door… *crack* Beard: Oops

Holy shit. God. It’s so embarrassing living here, now. Jesus.

Happy place…

Rivers but not Kaepernick huh? I see how it is.

Wake Up Babe! The new metaphor for everything just dropped.

He's been pretty clear we don't have to say nice things about Donald Trump when he dies.

Wait what

Good guy with a courage.

I’m crying at Reels, can I get an adult to come pick me up?

Losing faith in humanity one intersection at a time. 4-way stop, lights, doesn’t matter. People flat out refusing to participate in the social contract, and… sigh.

Don't use AI to generate placeholders. I scribbled a bunch of crap in MSPaint for placeholders and original concept ideas and it works better. You know why? Cause it's funny and actual art. Make it now and make it better later or whatever it says under a Snapple bottle cap.

It just blows me that all the most popular things in the World for the last few years Barbie, Wicked, Eras Tour, Beyoncé’s acts 1&2, Chappell all SCREAM women and feminism and matriarchy and girl boss and all that shit and some women still don’t get it and men don’t know why they are lonely

Ever see a post about a show you’re not watching, but just based on the comment and the commenter you’re pretty sure you should check it out? I enjoy Tom’s feed, but these thoughts make me practically giddy to watch this show, now.

Just saw @joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social in Columbia, Mo and all I can say is I’m glad I’m not SHOOK! Thanks for a wonderful comedy show in the beautiful Missouri Theater venue!

@joshjohnsoncomedy.bsky.social Lunch at Billiard’s in CoMo? I’m buying

Sometimes I look back fondly on the Dark Ages.

The people who support $12B in corporate welfare to farms and forgave $80B in auto bailouts and forgave $700B in bank bailouts and forgave $755B in PPP loans want you to know that forgiving medical debt and student debt is socialism😐

Robot-obsessed girl falls in with unlikely ship’s crew, and ancient tech takes them for a ride.

If, and follow me on this one… if Anti-Fascists are the biggest threat to you… ummm, I have some bad news for you. See, they’re opposed to fascists. And they’re opposed to you. And uhhh, well. Yeah.

This is the truth

Fine. I’ll do it.

Attention isn't the same as intention.

The question that has plagued exes for years… lol

Working for other people

Engage brain, before engaging mouth

Forgotify… was a collected playlist in the early days of Spotify, populated only by songs with ZERO listens. Which means every time you listened, you would change the playlist.

Quiet and calm… huge tolerance

Wound it and run it by the fire

Be nice, have fun.

I’m not reading all that so I’m happy for you or sad that happened to you but what the fuck ever.

Ellie Cordova… save us from this font based madness

Who was the first person to call them “words”?

The English Patient Talented Mr Ripley The Beach Most movies I’ve watched on planes

I just watched “today’s video” on here and… *long exhale* I think I understand the Hale-Bopp comet people more now. I’m ready to go.

You will be visited by three spirits.

Overthinking about what other people think about me. Like, I was reeeallllly good at it. Won’t ever use thst shit ever again.

Well, Mizzou might have one more concerted run in ‘em, and for the fans in the building I hope they do. Maybe the rivalry fires get stoked? Could spiral the other way quickly, though.

Mitchell

Refs didn’t T up the after-the-whistle 3 right there, so precedent set?

Gates BBQ Gates Basketball Both winners in KC

So Lando is the REAL version of the champagne podium meme guy???

Okay. Got into #F1 with my son’s growing interest at the beginning of last season. He’s a McLaren fan. I followed Max and Red Bull just to annoy and antagonize him. But with the two new teams next season, i need to support a non-front runner. Open to suggestions and want to see pairings/contracts.

Okay. No mimosa in hand or anything, but I’m conscious and looking at the screen for this #F1 race. Let’s hand out some hardware.

Watching last year’s collegiate national champs in men’s wheelchair basketball (the Arizona Wildcats) take on the Mizzou team here on campus in Columbia, Mo. (Hint: they’re really good.)

Don’t google this. Damn.

Pras didn’t die for this kind of disrespect