Today I had to draft an attestation that we don't fund drug paraphernalia for supportive housing. Fucking asshole feds keep wasting precious time with unhinged nonsense

Someone come get your asshole friend.

Why are all my California friends supporting an old white billionaire guy for governor?

I'm on a call with a colleague who has so much boob showing that I'm personally distracted.

I'm really struggling to understand how posting fox news clips all day is any kind of public service

Some good news. I found my loop ear plugs.

😆

Bless a partner who says "sit, I'll make dinner".

Not one of you assholes told me the Waxahatchee news

My stepmom is dying and my dad thinks he's found some cure for lung cancer on Facebook. I would like off the 2026 ride now.

If you see me sobbing at concerts over the next few weeks, no you didn't.

I was hoping my cousin's kid was going to pick Colorado for college but the shit picked Lewis and Clark and she's off to Oregon.

Ok, back to my time loop. The main character in my book series is named Tara and she's stuck in a time loop.

My nieces are mad at me because I don't think Noah Kahan is hot.

This looks like Independence Day

*stomps feet* I want a thunderstorm

Name an actor you hate more than Aiden Gillen. I'm certain they don't exist

Are we still supposed to blame the pandemic for supply chain issues?

I waited until tonight to send the feds my 250. Wish I could've spat on it or selected that it go to pay for public services.

The Red fucking Cross, huh?

Don't turn the sprinklers on yet. Chance of snow on Friday.

Or popes

I prefer my pipes to be weak on nukes

The end of the month we are seeing an excessive number of shows. Stephen Wilson Jr Josh Ritter Ben Harper Kelly Willis Jason Isbell and the 400 unit X 2 second night with Gillian Welch and David Rawlings Pray for us. 😂

Dog play action shots.

Listening to the Honeycutters is an instant mood lifter

I wanna hang out on a puffy cloud for a little bit.

Do you ever grow weary of logging onto the grievance app? Probably just me

I just learned Rick has never watched the Fifth Element

Finding a new soaker hose in stock might be harder than going to the moon.

Finished this this morning and now I need to go out and find the other books in the series. The main character is stuck in a single day time loop and the book is about how she navigates an entire year repeating the same day. So good.

Blue No Matter Who includes sex pests apparently

It's not even 8 pm and I'm counting down until bedtime.

A little louder

Ok, time to put us in a home. youtu.be/sl2T3CjAHCI?...

This is a really good song. youtu.be/cIVLXS0XIaQ?...

Did y'all hear about the gal that got struck by lightning here? She's still unidentified and in critical condition

Can some take the shrieker and the squealer out of the children?

Oooof 😂

The latest pop country star is still playing the Kid Rock festival, yes?

Lol they say Shaboozey on the fence. 🙄

ABBA and Ace of Base are actually the same people

Blew up the cousin chat when I outright declined an invite to the Maga aunt & uncle's 50th anniversary. Last time I spoke to my uncle he accused me of fraud because I provide govt funded grants and assistance. Nah, not sorry.

I really don't need another band tshirt but I need this.

Tomorrow we get a new Fantastic Cat album. Don't miss out. youtu.be/4IhdCvWgKZQ?...

I will also shame other dog owners. Oh, you need a dog poop bag, lemme get one from my sexy waistpack. I'm gonna wait here while you pick up that shit.

My dog shits on his wall every single day despite having a backyard and I pick it up. I wear a very sexy waist pack with dog waste bags in it. It's hot. You should try it.

I needed a few minutes of sunshine but I can't find any sunglasses..

Started a new book series and am sucked in and don't wanna work (again).

About to be hit with 3 books at once from my library holds. It's so much pressure. A thrill. Can I fully dissociate through books? Why not have fun trying?