I wanted to go to sleep but it's a freakin war zone

Mean girls are not hot.

No one remembers mountain time so we clinked and cheers and smooched in the time zone of our births. 😆

Time zones are a social construct

Smoke em if you've got em.

There's too much time left

Butterfly in the sky I can go twice as high Take a look it's in a book Reading 🌈

Just saw a recent live video of Govt Mule and I'm gonna buy tickets to see them in March. I don't want to miss the chance to see Warren Haynes again.

I need to listen to more Blackberry Smoke. I love Charlie Starr

I know I've shared so many versions of this song. It might be my favorite song of the year. I love it so much that I've declared my crush on this Canadian artist. He has a mullet, a rat tail and a weird mustache. WOULD youtu.be/piD9rpeqsh0?...

Apparently we are setting off fireworks at 7:30pm?

I'm very amused by all the IG influencers posting about making 2026 an analog year. They better not send me an influencing VHS or something

I'm getting my Story Graph Wrap Up!

I hear it's gonna rain at the Rose Parade

I'm tired of doing all the things.

Saw a Great Blue Heron on my walk!

KC what is happening at your airport?

I have two bottles of martinelli's sparkling cider and you can't tell me shit.

Made my IT tech LOL at my home network name. Yolorado 😎

I read 52 books this year but my storygraph wrap up isn't ready to share with you just yet. We still have a day to read more.

My 🧵 is complete. No one cares but this was my therapy and coping for 2025. I rewired my brain away from the streaming shuffle and am back to appreciating the album as an entire piece of art.

This might be the year I go to bed at 10pm on NYE

I don't know what day it is but my take today is that if you say a major metro area has "bad food" you're either a snob, prejudiced, lazy or a combo.

Lol, we work on NYE and I have to go to the office for a computer doctor

There's some real mean girl shit happening around here and I'm not into it at all

My wifi driver has uninstalled from my work laptop again and I'm really frustrated. Give me equipment that works 😤

Sometimes the hair hits just right.

We object

I wanna give the Collars and Co guys swirlies

A bunch of people are making laugh emoji reactions to a FB post that says RIP Boomer. It's a post about a dead dog.

The hoppin john or black eyed pea never brought me shit so I'm gonna pass on that superstition

The meetings have not been cancelled and I am full of resentment

I'm trying to not be a hater but if one more person sends me a story about garden shed tiny homes I'M GOING TO LOSE MY SHIT

I just wanna read my book.

Gotta love when you log into your timekeeping system and see your sick and annual leave as zero. Wtf

Listening to SML and appreciating the sounds and improvisation. Also, I don't think I'm sophisticated enough to "get" it.

I have too many meetings tomorrow

I made some exceptionally good banana bread. Probably would win ribbons and shit

The ACLU with the audacity to text me on this day.

Snow report It's cold and wet Sunshine melt is underway Don't fall on your ass

Josh doesn't lie. My day has already improved.

We just watched Sovereign with Nick Offerman and that is not an uplifter

Cheese grater headgear 😆

I thought a gruesome lower body injury meant someone lost a dick on the field.

They say it's gonna be freezing on Sunday. I'll probably complain about it even though we need it to cool off.

If your employer forces you to work tomorrow I'm gonna put a hex on them

I'm being told KC is going to mess up their good draft picks

What kind of product do you think Nix uses in his hair?

These injury porn people need to go away.

Rick is getting mad that the Chiefs are trying to win