"The reason you can't buy a house is that you spend money you should be saving." Also, "Tech CEO's can't by a mega yacht every year if you don't buy a new device every year you fools." Please fuck entirely off.

40 years ago today my parents bought our first VCR. This was the first thing we recorded with it. i still remember being worried they wouldn't be able to get it set up in time.

#Zootopia2 is a smaller story, as the film's social commentary, while still there, takes a back seat to Judy and Nick's personal arcs. That's not a bad thing. It's still fun, it's still emotional, and it's one of the best buddy cop movies ever.

Been looking forward to this for a while #Zootopia2

The greatest accomplishment of the original Harry Potter films is that basically the entire child cast came through it well adjusted, sober, and not completely burnt out on the industry. Doing that twice will be the series' greatest challenge. They are not off to a good start.

I knew I'd seen this somewhere before.

Pieces I wrote when I went on the Disney Wish are getting a weird web traffic bump, maybe because of Destiny? Either way, it makes me really happy to see more eyes on it (might be more than read it initially) because I was really proud of that stuff.

I am terrified to watch this and yet humbled that Lindsay Ellis made a video about me.

One of the best theme park experiences of my life happened at a Disneyland After Dark event, and I'm worried it might not be back next year. cinemablend.com/theme-parks/one-my-favorite-disneyland-events-coming-back-terrified-favorite-part-gone#mrfhud=true

Trying to have a real conversation with somebody whose job requires them to only communicate in PR-speak, especially over email, is rough.

We used to be a proper country. This isn't a meme, I'm saying literally we used to know how to handle people like this.

If social media is worth anything we need to get the whole country shouting "Bitches, I got a new scooter" at ICE agents.

Apparently when I clean up these days I look like Tom Lehrer

Ahead of Season 2, Disney+ is running a special called: Phineas and Ferb Recap: Percy Jackson, which feels like something in the vein of those Olaf Presents shorts, and I cannot wait.

This is a great movie and you should go see it if you haven't already. And if you have, go see it again.

You regular reminder that Ben Shapiro is a failed screenwriter and is still angry he was rejected and is desperate to get Hollywood to accept him so he can go to the cool parties.

Taking bets on whether one of these water parks opens before the Arizona theme park

Based on my entirely unscientific method of judging a film's box office success based on how much of a mad house the screening is, this movie is about to make ALL OF THE MONEY.

The weather was rough for the first day of Disneyland's holiday celebration, but that's actually what I loved about it. www.cinemablend.com/theme-parks/...

It's weird that tonight I'm going to see a movie that is based on a stage musical I have seen, which is based on a book I have read, and if you put a gun to my head, I couldn't tell you anything that happens in it.

I got to moderate a panel with Bjo and John at Westercon more than a decade ago. Truly wonderful people and one of the great honors of my life.

Universal Kids Resort has dropped new details, and concept art, and I'm already getting ready for the fight that will happen when I tell my kids we have to go back to the hotel.

$500 away from $5000 raised /10,000 meals for 2nd harvest food bank of OC $1 donated =2 meals Every dollar donated matters Every share counts With all the platform shares are especially important to amplify

Looking good Monstro, you get some dental work done?

Originally, I was bummed that I needed to fly out early and couldn't go back to the park today, but considering they're weather is, if anything, worse than last night, I think I'm good.

Decided I couldn't take anymore rain. Came back to my room to dry off and now my smoke detector is randomly going off

WHAT are they selling at Jolly Holiday??

Sex is good, but have you had a sticky toffee pudding macaron from Disney California Adventure's Festival of the Holidays?

Parkendium keyword: rain (737 assets) mediagraph.io/parkendium/e...

$4100 raised: our goal is at least $5000 Every $1 donated =2 meals for 2nd harvest food bank of Getting the word out is tough on many platforms so please share & donate if you can

It's a rainy day at Disneyland to launch the holiday season, but some days as a professional journalist you have to do the hard work.

The Three Caballeros are already in the holiday spirit at Disneyland Resort #hosted

The Three Caballeros are already in the holiday spirit at Disneyland Resort #hosted

Winnie the Pooh is amateur hour

Yes, I'm a 48 year old man riding It's A Small World Holiday alone. What of it?

I LOVED YOU IN FORTNITE!

Honey, I'm Home

Clawhauser is joining Nick and Judy at Disney California Adventure starting November 24 to celebrate the opening of Zootopia 2

Come follow along as I live blog Disney's Q4 FY2025 Earnings Call: www.cinemablend.com/movies/live/...

Lucasfilm: But How Is Ben Solo Alive? Amazon MGM: But They Killed James Bond! Pixar: Woody's Just Back Now, Deal With It!

Rush Limbaugh died less than a week after my father and I remember posting "My one regret is that my dad didn't live long enough to see Rush Limbaugh die."

Someday

Between this and the whole "How do you bring Ben Solo back" thing I'm beginning to think that just maybe the people who make movies are really dumb.

Let's freakin' go. #RunningManMovie

It's been an emotionally exhausting few days (weeks, months, years) but I'll be back at home at Disneyland in less than a week, so things are looking up.

People who got their ass kicked in school by bullies who see becoming the bully as aspirational clearly didn't get their ass kicked hard enough. I say this as somebody who got his ass kicked hard enough to want all these fuckers to lemming themselves off a damn cliff

Day 10 of Disney Fans for good, a fundraiser for the 2nd harvest Food bank of OC. This food bank supports CM’s,hospitality workers & community . With layoffs ,hours reduced, inflation, & external factors.Need is high & imminent. Please share & or donate!🙏 together.feedoc.org/fundraiser/6...

I have SO MANY QUESTIONS

What's the best game in the Fortnite Disneyland Game Rush, and why is it Matterhorn: Slip and Climb?