Sometimes it's the little things that make a day at work fun, and putting together this image of Robbie and Depp giving each other the side eye made me unreasonably happy. www.cinemablend.com/movies/margo...

Happy (early) birthday to the Disneyland Hotel.

The only thing stupider than the question is any idiot who is actually asking it

I just want to travel the world, experience theme parks and other themed entertainment, write about it, and have somebody else pay for it all. Is that too much to ask? *holds hand to ear* I'm being told that yes, yes, it is.

What I actually know about the U.S. military can fit in my back pocket, but I know this is the dumbest fucking idea anybody could possibly have

Beginning to truly see how much my daughter is like me. Most dads might be proud. I feel like I owe her an apology.

Manifest James Cameron doing Hot Ones

I don't know why, but hearing the voice of Olaf say, "I like cold hugs," is scarier than any horror movie I've ever seen. www.cinemablend.com/theme-parks/...

Disney's Animal Kingdom lead Imagineer Joe Rhode has posted about the passing of his friend, Jane Goodall www.instagram.com/p/DPRvDZ0Ekc...

On this anniversary of the opening of Walt Disney World, let us remember the OTHER Disney, Roy O. He made sure Walt Disney World opened, and made sure his brother's name would always be part of it. Roy was no less a legend.

September 30: October 1:

I requested my D23 gift before I knew I would be offered a copy by the publisher. I guess I'll decide which cover I prefer

Happy birthday to Magic Kingdom and Epcot. On this day, I always wonder what could have been. www.cinemablend.com/news/2547780...

Happy 20th anniversary to Michael Eisner's last day as the CEO of The Walt Disney Company, and happy 5th anniversary to my feature about his tenure. www.cinemablend.com/news/2555787...

Calling any theme park a "half-day park" is a slur

Sorry, I wasn't paying attention. I was just imagining if Fan Fest Nights came to Epic Universe and they just dropped the Scooby Gang in Dark Universe and let them wander around.

Hard not to see this as "This is probably not the time to get in people's faces celebrating our new theme park." But also, this is probably not the time to get in people's faces celebrating a new theme park.

I always sit at the bar. I'm not looking for... this, but I often find interesting people and have great conversations that are worth the price of the drinks, sometimes with other patrons, sometimes just with the bartender. I imagine if you're single you'll find at least this, and maybe more.

Spaceballs 2 announced the start of production with a table read photo that calls back to The Force Awakens. The parody has started early.

To be fair, if Michael Eisner is in a position to feel comfortable enough to call you a fucking idiot, you are absolutely being a fucking idiot.

If you want to watch Kimmel tonight and can't, the best thing to do is to see who advertises on whatever gets aired in its place, and then tell THEM, how you feel, with words and $$$ (spent elsewhere).

A bunch of people who don't usually watch Kimmel are going to do so tonight, and in doing so, people who don't even know who owns their local ABC affiliate are going to find out, and I expect the aftermath is going to be interesting.

You’ll never believe how many more moons Saturn got after we started sending probes all around the solar system and started counting tiny rocks as moons

My wife is a landscape architect, and also getting the hell out of this country for five or six years probably isn't a bad idea...

We all knew the reason every company sold Pride Products in June wasn't that they gave a shit about the LGBTQIA+ people, it was they they knew those people, and their allies, had all the fucking money. It's weird that the corporations forgot that.

Wow, they REALLY want me to cancel don't they?

Yeah, I know a new Star Wars trailer just dropped, but there's a far more important Disney science fiction movie coming out, and after watching the new 4K transfers of Tron and Tron: Legacy, I was reminded of something I hope they don't forget in Ares. www.cinemablend.com/movies/i-jus...

I never met Bret. We only ever interacted on social media, but he always seemed like a solid guy. We appreciated each other's silly jokes about this ridiculous thing we were both passionate about. Now I'm just angry I'll never get the chance to meet him. Fucking cancer.

Fuck Cancer

The second half of this headline is accurate. The first half is still wrong.

And I oooop

"How many right wing grifter campaigns have I capitulated to and had to dig my way out of?"

Remember when they announced the Star Wars: Galactic Starcruiser, and the entire world went, "That looks amazing, but how could it possibly be sustainable long term?" And then it turned out it wasn't? Sometimes smart people make really dumb decisions.

Disney: Nobody nurtures talent to make money for other people quite like us (TM)

Adam Carolla is so clueless that he claimed during a global pandemic when corporate executives risked the health and welfare of working people to make a buck, that GEORGE FUCKING CARLIN would have been making jokes about mask mandates.

Update: The death yesterday of a rider on Epic Universe's Stardust Racers roller coaster has been determined to have been caused by "multiple blunt impact injuries." www.cinemablend.com/theme-parks/...

Dear CEOs, I don't know if these boycotts for bending the knee ultimately have a material impact or not, but they certainly don't make you look great. Wanna guess what will happen to the business of the first guy who tells the President to pound sand?

Poor Jimmy Fallon has just been sitting there doing literally nothing of interest, consequence, merit or artistically interesting specifically to avoid this. At least I hope that's why.

Tragic event at Epic Universe, the story is still developing. www.cinemablend.com/theme-parks/...

Narrator: It wasn't.

Poor Jimmy Fallon has just been sitting there doing literally nothing of interest, consequence, merit or artistically interesting specifically to avoid this. At least I hope that's why.

I'm sure this will be an uplifting and inspirational sports movie #HimMovie

This was me. I apologize. Be warned, I may still call you "Brother"

So I hadn't been to SeaWorld San Diego in decades, but I went last Friday and the park was...dead. Like walk on to EVERY attraction dead. Is this normal? Would love some insight from anybody who has any.

This is absolutely insane. www.cinemablend.com/theme-parks/...

After binging all three seasons of TED LASSO, it felt like the right place to be @sacrepublicfc.com

This entire show is an absolute fucking fever dream. I loved it.

I didn't know I needed a Jack The Ripper rock opera in my life, but here we are.

Countdown to #HowlOScream #hosted