Consistent average HR... ... With a couple more minutes in the 80% range Slow and steady progress 😬 That better for you @raekul.bsky.social ? 😜

Back in the saddle... Literally 🚴

Thanks Gemini 🧐

Ruin a movie title by replacing one word with butthole. Dude, Where's My Butthole?

This is something I DEFINITELY needed to see! 😱😍

I am not a doctor, but I am confident that if you use the "biometric scanning" feature included with the Trump Mobile telehealth benefit, which advertises "27/7 access" to doctors "all from your own homw," to determine your heart rate and blood oxygen, you are 100 percent going to die

Today, the Government launches plans to fast-track driverless vehicle trials in the UK. One of the companies involved says London presents a big challenge: “It has seven times more jaywalkers than San Francisco.” Except… it doesn't. 🧵

So my mum decided to try using Uber. Long story short, she downloaded the wrong app and has accidentally signed up as a driver

a very valid reaction to getting 12 points from a weird little Italian mouse. #Eurovision

More green room?? Where's the Celine room???? #Eurovision

Wot, no Celine? #Eurovision

Oh god France's entry does look like explosive diarrhoea, doesn't it? #Eurovision

3x #Eurovision votes each from me, for... Netherlands 🇳🇱 Finland 🇫🇮 Germany 🇩🇪 Denmark 🇩🇰 Sweden 🇸🇪 France 🇫🇷

EBU: We don't like you using the word "Kant." Can you please tone it down? Malta: sure ok. #Eurovision

The absolute knobheads censored Malta. Bunch of Kants #Eurovision

Greece channeling the look and vibe of every 20-something "marketing assistant" I've ever had to work with. Any minute now she's going to ask me to change a font to something impossible to read. #Eurovision

The BSL during Finland was sensational #Eurovision

Switzerland: "Do a Mexican Wave." The audience: "No." #Eurovision

Song 9. For Sir Terry 🍷 #Eurovision

An interview with #Eurovision host Hazel Brugger but it keeps getting more chaotic 🤪

the more I see of Hazel Brugger (the Swiss comedian hosting Eurovision), the more I'm convinced the costume is her choice - like, she turned up with it this morning and said "I'm wearing this, and you can't stop me" #esc #eurovision

I’m not sure any of those people know what Cleopatra was like #Eurovision

Just a quick note for the producers... On Saturday, put Serbia on after France, and he can help clear the stage! #Eurovision

Is Malta Serving The Muppet Show? #Eurovision #OneForTheKids

Greece channeling the look and vibe of every 20-something "marketing assistant" I've ever had to work with. Any minute now she's going to ask me to change a font to something impossible to read. #Eurovision

Latvia trying to trade off The Last Of Us? #Eurovision

Is Montenegro just one giant panty liner advert? #Eurovision

Huge congratulations to SRG SSR for the production of @eurovision.tv 2025 😍. The staging, lighting, effects, cameras, direction and production were all incredible 🤩 #Eurovision

“my son can’t be gay. he’s obsessed with women.” the women: #eurovision

... Turns out they don't need to! #Eurovision

Reminiscing about when me and @richbi.shop got to soak up some of the Eurovision atmosphere in Liverpool two years ago today! Happy Eurovision week everyone ♥️

Circa 2015. No context 🤣

👏I 👏 do👏 not👏 want👏 to👏 watch👏a👏 four👏 minute👏 video👏 to👏 find👏out👏 how👏 to👏 import👏 files👏 into👏 your👏 software👏 write 👏a👏 damn👏 manual.👏

I wasn't planning on going out today but I felt guilty after eating a whole Caramilk Easter Egg last night. Only went and set a new 10k record! Happy Saturday everyone! 🌞 Stand out song was Fast Fuse - Kasabian 🎶 #Running #Strava

Awful situation on the Iberian Peninsula - but... Cracking headline from The Metro 🤣

Which swear words do Britons find the most offensive? C*nt: 82% say very or fairly offensive Motherf*cker: 70% Fatherf*cker: 62% B*tch: 55% F*ck: 53% W*nker: 53% B*stard: 45% P*ssy: 44% Pr*ck: 42% Tw*t: 40% A*sehole: 39% D*ckhead: 39% Son of b*tch: 36% C*ck: 34% Full list in the chart 👇

We’re just innocent men

In years to come we'll look at this era and wonder why in light of a global pandemic, economic inflation, growing inequality and technological upheaval we decided to make the private lives of a minority considerably worse.

We were on a boat 😍 Matt and Mike have definitely set the bar too high for the rest of us now! 🤣 Gorgeous celebration of their beautiful relationship... At a perfect venue, located on a private island... ... how are we meant to match that?

We went up a thing!

What do you do with a historic stock exchange? Well, if you're Belgian you turn it into "Beer World" and open a roof top tap house 😍 Hello 👋 and cheers 🍻 from me and @andybowell.bsky.social in Brussels🇧🇪

Just spotted the Flying Banana in the wild at RUG 😍😍

I just noticed that we actually never got an answer to the most important question asked in this century... Who the hell is Edgar ?

Won a grant recently. Re-read the grant as I had to share it internally. There are at least 3 significant dyslexic related inside the grant. Each make me facepalm. Yes I checked it lots (as did others). Glad the reviewers saw the vision and were not hung up on the learning difficulties.