One of our favorite (and perhaps most important) episodes we've ever done is live on our Patreon right now. We hope you'll give it a listen:

"Get Pargev'd, idiot" just doesn't have the same ring to it 😔

Interesting

Does Cyprus just have the one hotel, or

Did anyone find out why the Bulgarian trophy looks like that

TIL Cyan Kicks (UMK '22, '24) did a banging cover of Heart's "Alone": www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFTr...

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HANG ON THAT'S RAMBO AMADEUS' MUSIC #ESC250

omg Zjerm, the beautiful star that you are #ESC250

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Alright, so 2 Loreens, Cha Cha Cha, Rim Tim, Slo Mo, Hold Me Closer, Zjerm, Bara Bada Bastu, and and Ich Komme, in some order, presumably? #ESC250

WHO'S READY FOR THAT PART OF SHUM #ESC250

Still no sign of The Lucky One 🤞🤞🤞🤞 #ESC250

Ctrl+Z My Sad ahead of Fuego was definitely not on our bingo card #ESC250

Just so everyone knows, the new Manizha single goes insane

How does a very silly Eurovision show deal with a contest that's becoming increasingly enveloped in controversy and bad vibes? We're not exactly sure, but we're gonna try and figure it out together. We hope you'll join us. Our new episode is available now:

Noting for no particular reason that this song is juuuust about 3 minutes long www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCpm...

France's 248 points are the second most in #JuniorEurovision history, trailing just Poland in 2019. Her margin of victory - 71 points - is by far the largest ever. This was a *dominant* win.

"Li'l Voila" takes the crown and 2021 is avenged #JuniorEurovision

France up by 31 after the jury vote. With the way the televote points work at Junior, this is a pretty big lead. #JuniorEurovision

Azerbaijan gave Armenia 3 points! #JuniorEurovision

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Circus Mircus #JuniorEurovision

Guys I think something is up with my voting page #JuniorEurovision

Oh my god the Bzikebi kids are all 27

Omg are they there #JuniorEurovision

This is it. This is the Platonic ideal of a JESC song. Colorful, cute, half-sung and half-yelled, and about vegatables. It's incredible. #JuniorEurovision

If I'm Barbara Pravi's lawyer I am already on the phone #JuniorEurovision

Honestly, no jokes or notes on Georgia. Good LORD. #JuniorEurovision

Everything (giant robots) is possible when you reeeeeead #JuniorEurovision

When the Portuguese kid says "saudade" #JuniorEurovision

BZIKEBI MENTIONED #JuniorEurovision

Oh my god #JuniorEurovision

CHEESE BOAT MENTIONED #JuniorEurovision

Where will YOU be when indigestion strikes #JuniorEurovision

Had a harrowing moment where I wondered why the Netherlands dancers were wearing the number '98.' I thought "well, she's a kid, so that's probably just the year she was born." I did the math. People born in 1998 are 27. brb, gonna go die #JuniorEurovision

Hanging out with THE LADS #JuniorEurovision

LOOK OUT IRISH CHILD #JuniorEurovision

Which part of Ireland is this mountain in #JuniorEurovision

United by [has a stroke] mmmmmuisc #JuniorEurovision

Super excited for "Montanka," aka "Li'l Shum" #JuniorEurovision

Uggghhh #JuniorEurovision

Test drive the new Martina CRV today #JuniorEurovision

"Come play with us, San Marino" #JuniorEurovision

So that's where Mustii's staging ended up #JuniorEurovision

WE'VE GOT A CAT-TAR #JuniorEurovision

Now THIS is what we turn into JESC for - a bunch of weirdly dressed kids singing about a cat #JuniorEurovision

When you can't quite remember where Destiny is from #JuniorEurovision

You know it's a Eurovision event when there are Drums In Random Places (or DIRP for short)

And we're live! This year's #JuniorEurovision is being held in Tblisi, Georgia, following Andria Putkaradze's win last year with a song dedicated to his mom, called "To My Mom." Not as much mom-centric stuff this year.