I know I've seen them a million times, but KEiiNO playing Edinburgh instead of Glasgow feels wrong and rude.

I know you all will have said this, but it's hilarious to me that Adam got murdered the night before a task with GHOSTS!

I'm behind on #TheTraitors... but you know what bugs me? Claudia always refers to them as plural. Which then tells people there is more than one left in the game.

Can't help thinking about how weird it is for them to avoid Spain but not the Netherlands when both are boycotting. Did Spanish venues refuse? It's one of the biggest #Eurovision markets.

I want you to know I'm not trying to be a Negative Nul Pointer but the #Eurovision merchandise is the blandest bunch of nothing they have ever had. No expression. No originality. No cultural expression or excitement. So many bad choices, but generic branding has destroyed magic on many levels.

Kemi Badenoch finally working out she should sack Robert Jenrick for "secret" offences after the 100 other public sackable offenses he made:

I can't believe the EBU went for The O2 to host the #Eurovision Tour London date when The RVT is right there!!

Is the "let's spread the boycott protesters around Europe (NO GIFTS FOR YOU SPAIN)" #Eurovision tour a quiet way of saying they are not doing a big solo 70th anniversary celebration show?

Eurovision saw Het Grote Songfestivalfeest and thought "yes let's do that too rather than think of an original idea".

I was kinda joking but had to turn off #umk2026. It is so loooooooong with very little happening.

Eurovision Eurovision Artist Reveal Artist Reveal 3 Years Ago 2026

Just caught up with #TheTraitors, and that guy asked THREE questions!!

I'm still not fully sold on the Mighty Hoopla heterosexual vibe line up this year, but MNEK and ZEE MACHINE are very much up my street additions. And the weekend is more than the line up so I can't miss out. However the Louise disrespect will never be forgiven.

I want to be excited about #Eurovision 2026. I don't want to be performatively emotional. However I just feel no motivation to buy tickets or get enthusiastic. Two years in a row of being gut punched during the results is not something I want to travel and pay lots of money to experience again.

I think this every year, there is no need for the Palladium Pantomime to be as good as it is. People will buy tickets for the line up alone and the fact it is in London... but each show is as spectacular as the one before! The celebration of 10 years felt extra special and an even bigger budget!

One of my favourite things about London is the CHURCH which shares it's venue with The DEVIL Wears Prada musical and they have to try hide it apart from the giant devil tailed shoe on the outside...

* finds nice cafe spot for people watching * * sits down * * stares at my phone the entire time *

Astounded how heterosexual Old Compton Street is now. Last night I walked through it and I don't know if I'd feel safe to hold hands with same sex if I was in a relationship. I know you all know it because most of you are London Gayz, but it's such a shame.

THAT FACE! #TheTraitors

The new Bruno Mars song reminds everyone of You Make Me Feel Like Dancing by Leo Sayer right?

THAT FACE! #TheTraitors

Me being able to watch #TheTraitors until the end because it starts at 8pm not 9pm:

Oh ok... Maybe I do like Fiona for being this messy. #TheTraitors

Wow wow WOW have #TheTraitors ever talked together this openly and loudly in the castle together before?

If the round table is tied, the room should spin like The Wheel and a random person gets sent home whoever it picks roulette style. #TheTraitors

When it gets to a tie they should let Claudia pick. #TheTraitors

Do I want a signed Robyn poster? YES Do I want to have tits on my wall? NO

I never want to be negative or pull down something I enjoy, but am I the only one not really feeling this cast of #TheTraitors? Just not as invested in them like previous casts. No strong dislikes or loves. Doesn't feel as fun or the Traitors are not enjoying it as much. I miss Minah 😭

Does Amanda know Rachel is a Traitor and getting her to keep her until the end instead of murdering? #TheTraitors

Just looked like some right wing cult. #TheTraitors

Contestants on #TheTraitors tonight:

What's with the fire graphics all about? I guess it is raining but it looks so artificial. #TheTraitors

I'm thankful it is being talked about this year, but seeing the group together dressed in black just highlights how white the remaining cast is. Through both murder and bashing the minorities are dwindling. #TheTraitors

If Stephen gets banished tonight can someone draw him, the leather henchman and Paddington walking away? #TheTraitors

The henchman on their way to free #TheTraitors:

The first Faithful I would have killed if I was one of #TheTraitors would have been Sam. He's going to float until the end on attractive white male privilege.

Me being able to watch #TheTraitors until the end because it starts at 8pm not 9pm:

You are so right, As I Lay Me Down by Wiktoria should have won Melodifestivalen!

I'm currently watching last week's #TheTraitors so have not seen tonight's, but why on earth are they revealing the secret Traitor already?!! The big twist could last so much longer than 3 episodes.

Catching up on #TheTraitors and why does Claudia say things like "you better hurry up and catch one"? If they do they will just get replaced!!! The Faithful are better off just getting rid of their own to make a smaller number of potential original Traitors with no recruits.

That noise you hear is the EBU rubbing their legs at the idea of another country joining #Eurovision to distract from their mess...

Only on episode 2, but once again the white cast are clinging together and casting focus primarily on the few minority cast members. Finally seeing media discussing this endless racial bias which overflows on #TheTraitors.

Catching up on #TheTraitors and finding it interesting how overly white the cast is again. It leaves it so open to unconscious bias when looking for someone "different" or acting not like the rest of the group.

This is the state of #Eurovision, and it's entirely their own fault. The promo video for 2026 lingering on this moment that will forever be etched into its history, while the ending forces upon us once again the now meaningless United by Music slogan.

Lauren having an affair is so 🥱🙄 Can they give up on her and Peter already. Such a doomed and constantly shaken relationship. #EastEnders

Though I'm happy to be away from the toxicity of Twitter, and judge those who are still heavily using a site owned by a white supremist... but I miss the opportunity to go viral and when memes trend. You just don't get that on here. And they used to be so much fun when you strike gold on a post.

Should have been Gabry Ponte.

🎄🎀 Having Kylie for Christmas No1 feels so right! Perfect t-shirt to wear for the occasion!

I've had a coffee but I STILL need a nap. I'm officially that old now.