As it turned out, ‘What the hell just happened?’ was the perfect title for #Eurovision 2025 all along.

Probably one of the best year’s, in terms of the overall quality of the songs with a literally operatic entry taking the crown. Are we looking at a new era of Central European dominance? A fitting winner, in one of the most dramatic conclusions. What more could you want? #Eurovision

The best voice won #Eurovision

The Borrowers giving us the Swiss vote #Eurovision

“I have to pee so bad”. Relatable! #Eurovision

Can everyone else see the mouse? #Eurovision

Got to be careful with all these 12s flying all over Europe #Eurovision

Is it me or are these announcements getting longer as they go on…? #Eurovision

It helps me keep smiling #Eurovision

She’s sageing that sauna #Eurovision

Martin got muted #Eurovision

I still don’t remember when we agreed to call it “the ESC” #Eurovision

Sorry Nemo, but this is kind of a buzzkill #Eurovision

Don’t make the contestants blow the horn, Michelle #Eurovision

Remember the days where you could look forward to the interval act? #Eurovision

13th Doctor on the left there #Eurovision

Gjon’s Tears is really making bank this week #Eurovision

Brian Eno’s list of collaborators grows #Albania #Eurovision

If I had a nickel for every time a song parodied Italy in this year’s #Eurovision, I’d have two nickels. But it’s weird that it even happened twice. #SanMarino

I feel like Louane was not in favour of the sand concept #France #Eurovision

She’s no Sand-y Shaw is she? #Eurovision #France

And I thought we had a lot of ABBA fluff last year #Eurovision

And who are these people now? #Eurovision

This isn’t really about just saunas is it? #Eurovision #Sweden

One of these guys really looks like the lost Culkin brother #Sweden #Eurovision

I don’t know, but it seems a bit cheap to repeat something from the semi final #Eurovision

Costume change 7 #Eurovision

It’s a very blue hallucination isn’t it? #Eurovision #Denmark

I never did like late period Weezer #Portugal #Eurovision

Lil Kim’s legacy is secured #Malta #Eurovision

Costume change 6 incoming #Eurovision

Ah this reminds me of when I tried to make a film in 6th form #Switzerland #Eurovision

She’s just Më, Më, Më, isn’t she? #Switzerland #Eurovision

It’s such a shame the showers weren’t working backstage #Armenia #Eurovision

Costume change no.5 #Eurovision

She really doesn’t want to leave that rock #Greece #Eurovision

A CD skipping was a telling influence on this one #Eurovision #Germany

I do wish they’d show us the audience from time to time #Eurovision

She does not look comfortable on that trapeze #Poland #Eurovision

Another theme this year is being sexy in a very very scary way #Eurovision

Was she packed in ice after her last appearance? #Eurovision

She’s 52?! #Eurovision

If I’d have wanted to rewatch Velvet Goldmine, I already have the DVD #Italy #Eurovision

That guy dressed like Pete Wentz is contributing nothing to this is he? #Eurovision #Italy

I mean, oversized speakers and a piano doesn’t say ‘simply staged’ to me #Italy #Eurovision

It’s like being in a metal club when they turn the lights on #Finland #Eurovision

Someone close to me said the other night “I know it’s about BDSM, but I can’t figure out in what way” #Finland #Eurovision