Started the week with a half marathon, so I figured I'd end the week with one (fuck you, Strava). Very happy to have finished because I was fighting a cramp in my calf towards the end. Definite rest day tomorrow. Stand out song was A Change of Seasons - Dream Theater 🎶

Lazy Sunday morning is a go!

Over Your Dead Body is a great time. Violence is funny.

It's OK everyone we've just finished eating. At 10:0PM. Wine now.

Does anyone know how to get their other half to stop playing Cities: Skylines SO WE CAN EAT?

Pick a Bond from photos you already have on your phone

I caved and have been having a wonderful afternoon. No ragrets.

Got my hair did.

A slightly bracing 10k this morning. Put the hoody on expecting it to rain, it didn't and I just got warm and uncomfortable. Strava is once again choosing not to share pace 🤷. Stand out song was Body Language - Carly Rae Jepsen 🎶

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Baked a lemon drizzle cake! It has a bit of a crusty top because it took longer than expected. With the amount of lemon drizzle I soaked in there it should be super moist inside though 😋.

The Terminator is on my beer! Happy Friday! 🍻

What's wrong baby? You haven't touched your peach piss n fart cake.

Friday run ✅. Started off too quickly so it made the second half of this one a bit tougher. No idea why Strava isn't showing my pace either 🤷. I'm also very happy to be getting a haircut tomorrow 💇. Stand out song was Love Sensation - Madonna 🎶

I enjoyed the live stream, even if it was a bit messy. Madonna looks to be enjoying herself. This new song is fucking excellent though.

I wonder if Madonna's going to clean the stage with her boobs.

Oaty McOat Face.

I'm so proud of myself. First Light has been out for a week and I haven't bought it 🥰. Maybe I should buy it as a reward.

Had a dream last night where I kept missing a train because I couldn't work out how to navigate around the train station. I woke up STRESSED. I'll take any amateur diagnoses.

How are we all feeling about a little Wine Wednesday tonight?

Wednesday run ✅. Was hoping to get caught in the rain for a bit of it, but it wasn't to be. A tough 10k after Monday, but we persevered! Stand out song was Give It To Me - Kylie Minogue 🎶

I don't want to get up, and you can't make me!

I didn't look away for a single second of that God Of War trailer 🔥.

UNTIL DAWN 2!?!?!

Well Ill looks sick.

They really aren't scrimping on the violence for Wolverine. Excellent.

Nearly State of Play time! I say it every time, but c'mon Final Fantasy IX remake 🤡.

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This really helped distract the brain, thank you everyone. Been outside, got some sun and fresh air, feeling a bit more settled ✌️.

The insecurities are running rampant today. If anyone wants to send me funny things that'd be extremely welcome.

While I'm on TV, #RHORI has to be having one of the best first seasons of any franchise? They're killing it every week.

Watched the Hacks finale last night and it's satisfying when a show ends so perfectly. I'm gonna miss it ❤️.

Gonna uninstall all apps that haven't changed their icons to rainbows. Homophobes.

June half marathon ✅. Felt like I needed that one. It was tough towards the end, but I pushed through! Probably worked off a quarter of the beer I had last week. Stand out song was My Plague - Slipknot 🎶

Last week wasn't the healthiest. If anyone sees me with something unhealthy in the near future, you have permission to slap me.

Happy Saturday guys 🍻.

Headed to the disco tonight. I assume it'll go something like this.

Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)

Post a photo from 2019. I've changed loads...

Some afternoon pints have made me TIRED. Hi middle age.

Susan Boyle is serving cunt now?

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Everyone in 2020.

Anyone fancy a mug of blue wine?

Took advantage of it being a bit fresher today and went for a longer run! Was definitely reaching my limit towards the end though and I came back MOIST. Stand out song was Wow - Kylie Minogue 🎶

Upset that Mary Portas wasn't on Interior Design Masters this week.

Current situation: too tired and dewy to cook.

I just can't with clothes today.

Well that was the toughest 10k I've done for a while 🥵. Stand out song was ORIGAMI! - Kesha 🎶

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