My hot exmo take: Kinda interesting that Bishop Robinson of Washington County Utah would pin his son to the ground and hold him down till the cops arrived. I sincerely doubt any bishop ever has taken that extreme a measure for someone who confessed child rape.

I made my first TikTok, guys. I’m super amused. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8hFTqhx/

Wheezing

I'm actually super fucking mad that the Elon Musk era is gonna end because of narcissist infighting with a former reality TV show host, and not because even a single institution in American life made a serious effort to hold him responsible for a decade plus long crime spree

So Elon Musk knew Trump was involved with kids being sexually exploited and - did nothing. Got it.

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

*Ahem*

Me, when some Taco-supporting mouth breather decides to argue with me in the comment section on IG. It’s been a hot minute since I got into it with Someone Who is Wrong on the Internet™️. This is going to be fun.

This Jennie Latham Johnson episode of Mormon Stories is breaking my heart. I relate to this so so much.

A timely reminder, just in case you’ve forgotten: mikeleeisabitch.com/reasons-1

Ya girl got a CPAP this week, and, according to the app, 5 hours of sleep last night. I’m REEEEAAAAALLLLYYYYY hoping that my biggest obstacle has been what amounts to sleep deprivation torture, and that this will be the start of getting real rest so my body and brain can restore and recover. 🤞

“The ick” never lies, y’all.

Has the man ever been to a grocery store? 100% he was in a meeting with advisors on the campaign trail who were talking about the price of groceries and Trump asked them what they meant by "groceries" and the explanation of a bag with different things in it is all Trump was able to commit to memory.

Someday, I hope I’ll be able to tell somebody that I love them again. Breakups suck, even when they’re necessary and overdue, and loneliness is not my jam.

The author of this piece is an American photo journalist who has been embedded in El Salvador. Reading this piece is frightening and it should be. It's who we are in danger of becoming. time.com/7269604/el-s...

My son in law, whom I ADORE, is named Tom. I have a zillion nicknames for him, which he is kind enough to tolerate: Human Tom (vs Cat Tom, whom we called Tommy), Tomas, Tomothy, The Boyfriend… and so on. Don’t let anyone tell you that your kids growing up and getting partnered is a loss. It’s not.

Unfortunately this is going to keep happening. The earnest members asking questions and speaking truth get ousted while the extremists and Christian nationalists remain members in good standing. This was a huge contributor to why we left.

😭 my favorite cookie is at Crumbl this week, and SOMEONE (ahem, 20 year old son) didn’t math right and screwed up my fun money budget. I know there’s a lot of anti-Crumbl folks on here, but I’m sure you’ve never tried the Kentucky Butter Cake cookie. IYKYK 😍

This Easter, Walmart has the perfect gift for the young white christian nationalist in your life:

TW: account of extreme abuse These parts of the response here absolutely broke me: The pain of accepting that he does not love you is worse than the pain he has caused, and will continue to cause, you. That is your core problem. You, like so many of us, have been socialized to believe that male …

Babe, wake up. New true-crime podcast just dropped.

My father, who is a literal genius- this man is in Mensa, liked this two comments on Substack this week. I just kind of assumed he was smart enough to avoid the worst parts of the anti-science movement, but right wing politics seem to be the real mind-virus. What the actual fuck.

Only in America could a Ketamine-infused South African oligarch call a navy captain, astronaut and sitting US senator "a traitor" for supporting our allies and standing up to Russia...

So, first of all, this was apparently bullshit. But “walking my 3 year old”? Like… a pet?? wtf.

just fyi the ides of march is coming up, if anyone would like to do the funniest thing of all time

Unbelievably depressed that I spent 20+ years trying to please a man that can’t even denounce the TheoBros. 😭

I miss the days when people who joined cults dropped out of society.

A little link gift from my husband 💙 on a cold Friday afternoon: mikeleeisabitch.com

It’s funny- when I was on Twitter, I felt like I was part of a Blue Wall, fighting to amplify non-MAGA voices. I kept my spiciest takes there, rather than blow up my relationships with family on FB. Bluesky is so wildly different that this has become my safe exmo space, and FB is now scorched earth.

Whomp whomp

One try 🔥🔥 #SheShed

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

Trump backed GOP into a big corner with his “balanced budget” point. The ONLY way House GOP could even think about upholding their “no cuts to Medicaid” swing seat promises and their spending cut mandates is deficit spending and bad math. Now they have to gut Medicaid & hand it to Elon in public.

Musk’s status as a “special government employee” limits him to 130 days in the executive branch. However, despite working daily—documented by his own X posts—they claim he only works one day a week, effectively stretching his limit to 130 weeks. This needs to be brought to Congress—please share.

This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.

Mike Myers 🐐

Mike Myers showed up on SNL in a brilliant sketch as Elon Musk.

A lot of people are going to die from this

“Have you said thank you once? Just say thank you” is what abusers say.

I’m sorry to say it but: The emporer is actually naked.

To be clear, “Vance skis in jeans” is Vermont’s highest insult. This is Final Boss Nuclear Insult level in the Vermont linguistic hierarchy.

For no real reason, here’s Charles Lindbergh in 1941 saying US shouldn’t assist the UK’s war with Germany because country should 1) prioritize America First interests, 2) avoid European entanglements, 3) push for peace, and 4) recognize it’s an unfair deal for us. 🤷‍♂️

“You haven’t said thank you once” is something you say to your kids when they spend the entire day complaining at Disneyland. Not something you say to the President of a country in the middle of a war who are you are currently berating in front of the entire world.

FUCK Brian Glenn. Trump and Vance just threw a Molotov cocktail onto the kindling of WWIII, and Marge’s boyfriend wants to give him shit about what he’s wearing? This is fucking Mean Girls 3. We are the baddies.

I’m somehow on a Heritage Foundation mailing list (😂) and they sent a survey to see what we think of DOGE. Who wants to offer some m-fing feedback?!? secured.heritage.org/the-heritage... Please share with a friend or a thousand :)

A friend sent this podcast to me yesterday. It’s a 3 part series, and they’re all available, so no need to wait to finish. It’s been really eye-opening and heartbreaking to listen to. Definitely worth the time.

The flaming hatred I feel towards Joel Webbon, Doug Wilson, Hegseth, and Vance is incomprehensible. Radioactive.

Yes

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