In light of so many people finally paying attention to the dangers faced by pregnant women:

Someone should have told Trump that autism is caused by “bofa.” Now THAT would have been an entertaining press conference.

I’m an Old and have a metal ankle, so I’m unreasonably excited that @accuweather.com has added an arthritis forecast!! Game changer for those of us with joint pain!

Ugh. Annoyed at / hate everyone (except you, obviously):

I do not regret to inform you that we are going to win (h/t @miriamposner.com) www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....

Pedro Pascal is a load bearing part of multiple franchises, so Bob Iger better get his act together before his choices manage to torpedo Marvel and Star Wars plans

Come on in, the water’s fine!

My husband does not respect restaurant leftover ownership rights as belonging to the person who ordered that food and I find this unacceptable. Who is right here?

(from 5 months ago. it’s worse and more important now.)

To the extent you can, delete or minimize your Zuck / Musk socials, minimize your shitty streaming companies. support your independent news / podcasts. Start your own thing. We can’t rely on these sycophants, it’s up to us now.

Stare at horizon, walks into sea, points at pinned skeet…

"I'm glad you think there are going to be elections in God in heaven, shut up.

Ugh. I had to actually turn off this podcast episode. Freaking Joe Manchin?!? Hard pass. What a sellout.

Tim Walz: "I'll tell you what doesn't make people feel safe -- a tank next to Chipotle. It's stupid and it's for the cameras ... where are the 'don't tread on me' people?"

If you’ve been adjacent to Washington for 2-5 decades and write a book about it, I’m not going to read it and don’t want to hear your dusty ass talk about it, either.

Spice up a lunch date by passing a note, “I'm wearing a wire.”

i love my dog way, way too much but oh my god why can people not understand that your dog doesn’t belong at the gotdamn grocery store?

A lil historic context for us Americans, as a treat… Modern Germany is only 150yrs old., AND has had its entire economy and / or government ground to dust 3x since then. Democratic France is younger than us, had an emperor, and been invaded or occupied a few times. We’ll be okay. Eventually.

Definitely in the parent olympics.

Glad all my wrestling foul balls from hopeful children happened before social media.

Sports dads love nothing more than returning an errant volleyball and I love that for them.

PSA for Indy folks: we just got flu and covid shots at the 336 S Delaware CVS and had no issues whatsoever, staff was really great. I scheduled ahead online and at the time they had a lot of spots open.

Just a masterpiece of messaging. I’ve been waiting for Democrats to stop asking me for money since the Obama campaign.

I literally can’t come up with an answer, that’s how boring it is here.

For each McDonald’s franchise to be official, they have to have a Relic of Grimace that they store in a broken ice cream machine

We aren’t going to get through this with Hakeem and Chuck. Wes Moore, JBP, Ro Khanna, etc. need to be the BASELINE energy of the party. Not exceptions.

The Everglades Concentration Camp costs 3x one of these trains.

thank you for coming to my big announcement that was planned for weeks and not thrown together at the last second to get ahead of speculation that my health is in decline. alabama (taking a huge huff of a mysterious gas like dennis hopper in blue velvet) is in charge of space

RN sister, can confirm.

Another dude has joined them and the trend continues. I’m physically uncomfortable, but also buzzed enough that I know I would sound insane.

I’m in line behind a man and woman (seemingly platonic). Questions asked… Her: Approx. 17 Him: Approx. 0 I’m about to scream, ya’ll.

Not true. Many of have pre-stocked.

Sometimes I think about how the worst European despots were eventually curbed by the geography of having neighbors keeping them in check. But we’re just kinda out here, famously fairly isolated. Who would bother to play referee?

People stop being weird about Taylor Swift challenge (impossible)

Oof, I don’t know about this site sometimes. The amount of outrage at times over (waves hands in air) the smallest things. I wonder how some people on here make it through a day.

I wonder what it's like living in a non-embarrassing country.

I’m not sure I can take the cognitive dissonance of reading the daily sky is falling news on here and then talking to my normie friends who don’t know who the gov of CA even is. It is so unintentionally self-gaslighting!

Love this. Reacting only gets you so far. Let’s create, too!

Electoral politics ought not be a ballot full of trolley problems.

Wow, this place really puts the “doom” in “doomscrolling.” Time to put the phone down!

Me: “Huh. Ohio sent nat’l guard to dc, I wonder why Indiana didn’t with our extremely MAGA pick-me governor?” (Reads that Chicago is likely next.) “Ohhhhh.”

Okay, im obsessed with this.

I’m trying to be cool (not really), but in my fairly bougie suburb, my freshman girl has a little boyfriend and we discovered his mom VOTED KAMALA!! Huge if true. Wish we could hang out.

The left: should we use the term “incarcerated people” or is that too alienating to normal folks? The right: with their logo change, Cracker Barrel has waged war on the white race and the future of western civilization

Ahh, yes, flee to the safety of… (reads fine print between the lines)… Meta products.

Sometimes news is good

attention blue skyers, im workshopping a new hour next weekend in Indianapolis! the bechdel cast is doing live shows in Indy, Chicago, Madison and Minneapolis! not 2 b missed 💖 linktr.ee/jamieamazing...

When people ask me what gives me hope, my answer is simple: you do. Every person who refuses to look away. Every lawyer who files a brief. Every protester who shows up. Every voter who refuses to surrender their rights. You give me hope—not because victory is certain but precisely because it is not.

Translation: TABO (Trump Always Blames Others)

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