Me, dumping MiraLAX in my coffee: “Iocaine powder! Odorless, tasteless, undetectable in liquid. One of the more deadly poisons known to man.”

This could be us, but non-white people might enjoy looking at them, so probably not.

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Mother’s Day thought experiment: What if Jesus had been depicted as a woman? Would western society be 40% less misogynistic? Or would Christianity be relegated to a niche religion because of it? Hmm.

I would like to file a complaint that I am putting on a puffy jacket to walk my dogs IN MAY.

The arc of the moral universe appears to be on a bit of a detour at the moment.

a ballroom has a core strategic weakness: the man in the back saying “everyone attack”

Me, listing off the various large grifts going on in govt to my boomer mom. Mom: I don’t understand this *moon business* either. What was the point of THAT?! There’s nothing on it.

Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

"trans ideology is a sickness." [reads the news] "people's personal affairs are none of our business and we should talk about immigration"

Indianapolis

I achieved a quiet victory that was years in the making today. A reminder to keep thinking about the next right step to take day after day after day. Many good things come from this.

The Jetsons lied to us

I’ll be saying this on my deathbed.

He was certainly afraid of Vietnam-style combat in Vietnam.

Per my last post… 😂

This country feels so willfully stupid. Hard to see a way out when everything is just so… dumb.

i love people. most governments not so much. you can differentiate. it’s not complicated.

Okay, at this point the jeans thing is on purpose. This is beyond coincidence. What on EARTH.

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

Oh good. Pentagon announcement later this morning. I’m sure it will be chill and normal.

In petty news, I just did a reply-all to an email I was a bcc on. 🤦🏻‍♀️ I think it’s Friday beer time.

Obviously KKKristi Noem is a POS, but I’d also like to see them just once not tie a woman to the stake like a goat for the velociraptors to eat. Can a man EVER take a shred of accountability?!

My dogs were intrigued to find what appeared to be a Canadian goose’s leg on our walk. I’m trying to figure out what could do that. Probably not a hawk or eagle, right? Must’ve been a coyote or maybe a fox? Seems like that would’ve been… noisy.

Really not sure why I stay on top of the news at this point.

*walks into the sea*

They think this was another smash ‘n grab, but don’t realize it’s a jenga tower. These idiots are going to get us all killed.

Why are my Boomer relatives coming over to Instagram all the sudden?! #dislike

Those three planes would have covered my state’s Medicaid for like 5yrs

Ugh, we can’t even do war crimes with opsec.

The FBI being on high alert for terrorist actions is important right now. Too bad they fired and gutted their counterterrorism capacity

I don’t think some Americans have realized we’re about to be a major terrorist target. Hopefully our FBI director has sobered up?

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I think this is the gas on the fire of feminine rage that’s just getting started in this country. Women realized it doesn’t matter how qualified or articulate you are, this country will choose a corrupt, stupid sociopath over you, so why keep playing the game?

President Trump continues to put our troops and civilians in danger. I’m a cosponsor of a War Powers Resolution to reign in the president’s reckless and illegal wars. I’m calling on House leadership to immediately bring it to the floor next week.

if the media had any integrity — and it doesn’t anymore — they’d be pointing out on a loop that Obama made a deal with Iran, Trump cancelled it because Obama is Black, and then Trump started a war on the pretense there is no deal

I bet FIFA feels awfully silly giving him that peace prize now.

Looking for shows in these categories: 1) Funny, 30-40min, ala Righteous Gemstones, Shrinking 2) Slow, brainy, ala Foundation, Pluribus 3) Quirky adventure, ala Fallout,

Letz go even bigger and better,,, ALL Female US Olympians and Paralympian medalists are invited out to celebrate in Viva Las Vegas for the SHE GOT GAME Weekend ,,, Hit a guy up and LETZ GOOO

Torn between desperately not wanting to watch SOTU, but also intrigued by some of my favorite content creators’ livestream commentary plans. Will probably just wait for the redux.

It’s both funny and cosmically correct that the U.S. men’s hockey chodes will have to sit through 2+ hours of rambling from their addled little king while the U.S. Women’s team gets to skip the speech and party with Flavor Flav in Vegas

Henceforth, I will be describing the way that U.S. men’s hockey spectacularly squandered good will, brand recognition, and fan loyalty as “pulled a Target.” They pulled a Target.

All the people with Gavin Newsom ick- first of all, yes- second, another candidate with a sliver of vision beyond reacting to the news cycle would erase him from memory so fast.

I think if the Obamas attended SOTU and silently maintained unbroken eye contact, that might do the trick.

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Where are the fashion history nerds? I want to discuss the prevalence of corsets on the runway right now. What does that correlate to in pop psychology?!?

Anyone have Turek takes? New to me!

There is so much pent up demand for joy and to believe in the future.