What is a CERN?

Guaranteed: 1) Black girls will be harassed and demanded to be tested over and over again regardless of how competitive they are. 2) Winners from public schools will be relentlessly hounded by the parents and coaches of losers at private schools, with the goal of making them quit the sport.

We are going to Savannah next week for a few days. Anyone been and have recommendations for food, drinks, or things to do?

This week someone targeted my family for harm with a false report. We’re physically OK, but that doesn’t mean we weren’t harmed. I am beyond furious. Whatever your politics, this is awful, wrong, and can never become normal.

Enjoying our last full day in Mexico at the beach club. @typicalgabe.bsky.social

I assimilated all the way to Congress and this idiot still tells me to go back where I came from.

I don’t know man, who is “the Democratic Party” if it’s not the voters?Democratic voters choose candidates, not party leaders. And party leaders need to listen to what voters are telling us - and right now they are demanding our party be bolder.

This is a fight between the volunteers of the Democratic Party and the consultant/billionaire class of the Democratic Party. That's what it is.

This is awful! Like wtf?!?

“you’re a world historic mass murderer” is getting to him, huh maybe he shouldn’t have chosen to be a world historic mass murderer

Reflection is now criminal trespassing.

Tulum, MX is nice and relaxing so far!

Date night in Mexico 💚 @awkwardjokester.bsky.social

We went to the Newfields art museum yesterday. It was free admission for Juneteenth, and we hadn’t been in ages. A lot of cool art I don’t remember seeing before. @typicalgabe.bsky.social

So sad! Glad we got to see him on the final season of The Comeback. ❤️❤️

Indianapolis peeps, what is this flag outside of Newfields for?

we’re gonna need a bigger filter

To George and Laura, Bill and Hillary — we're grateful for your friendship, counsel, and devotion to this country. And to Joe and Jill, thank you for being on this journey with us.

The traditional 10th anniversary gift is diamonds. We both got each other the same diamond-shaped decanter. 😂 @typicalgabe.bsky.social

10 years married with @awkwardjokester.bsky.social

Happy 10th Anniversary to @typicalgabe.bsky.social! ❤️❤️

The World Cup has millions of people SO hyped to be in America and this administration isn’t celebrating that because they think diversity is gay or something

RIP Mark Rothko. You would have loved how the hydrogen peroxide bleach is only turning the Reflecting Pool blue around the perimeter

My patriotism continues…

The three genders (nonbuynary)

Hey gays, don’t forget to freshen up between Pride events. Reapply deodorant, change your shirt, and maybe splash a little water in your face.

Pride Night at the Indianapolis Indians! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @typicalgabe.bsky.social

Fern had 9 teeth out today. This is her just before (after taking meds to make her drowsy) and this evening. We did get her to eat a little bit. ❤️❤️ @typicalgabe.bsky.social

I guess I’m patriotic now. The Oreos have a Fruity Pebbles vibe which I like.

I only got $6.73. I feel like I’ve been duped.

I made an artisan sourdough bread that turned out great. I just hate there are like 50 steps, stretched over a 24-hour period.

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

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There are currently more bills attacking trans youth’s right to play sports across the U.S. than there are trans youth in school sports.

Just watched Pillion. I was never bored with it, but it’s kinda sad.

Another day, another sentence that has never been written before

Just saw He-Man. It was a lot of fun! I’m hoping they do a She-Ra movie next. @typicalgabe.bsky.social

Ossoff: They tried to run Kemp, but he refused. So we're left with the congressman who's only a congressman because his daddy was a congressman and the coach, who's only a coach because his daddy was a coach.

Great end to our kickball season with our 2nd place win in the tournament! Love our team! @typicalgabe.bsky.social

Meowie Antoinette

Big fan of the new mustachioed Pit Crew guy on Drag Race All Stars. 🥵

“Height and weight requirements”…he said No Fats, No Femmes

Why am I getting this email? Are straight people okay?!?

Pride Month begins in one week.

Summer break has begun!

AOC: This is what drinking water in Georgia looks like after Meta began data center construction in the community.

BREAKING: U.S. national debt officially hits $39 trillion, adding approximately $5 billion a day since October, per FORTUNE