Which lets me do my joke, My Riddle. and here it is 16 sodium atoms walk into a bar followed by Batman That's it

European Union expects us to believe that it can sanction Russia with 21 different rounds of sanctions because of Russian invasion of Ukraine but is incapable of sanctioning Israel and the United Arab Emirates at all for the genocides in Palestine and Sudan.

Algae is loving this news cycle. They’ve never been more relevant. Microzooplankton sitting at home changing the channel like, what about us? we even have cilia and pseudopods, this is bullshit.

Reflection is now criminal trespassing.

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Hear me out: what if men’s hockey teams stopped hiring coaches and players who were abusers and rapists?

JUST IN: 🇨🇳🇺🇸 Chinese supercomputer surpasses US record to become the world's fastest computer.

The FIFA president just announced that the 🍊💩 will present the World Cup trophy to the winner of the tournament. Just unbelievable, I hope 80,000 boo so loud when he takes to the field.

If Andy Burnham goes to ISRAEL or throws his weight behind ISRAEL, I hope the country goes into FULL REBELLION. We have witnessed Israel say they want to burn & kill every citizen of Lebanon, they are committed 2 genocides, they have scuppered peace talks between US & IRAN too many times.

A new study finds that abortion bans are disrupting pregnancy-related care in general. Pregnant women in states with total abortion bans are nearly twice as likely to die during or shortly after pregnancy, while pregnant Black patients have 3 times the mortality risk of their white counterparts.

Israel Is Out of Control—And No, It's Not Just Netanyahu. Netanyahu's defeat or exit won’t mean “Happy Days Are Here Again.” It’s an entire Israeli political culture that has gone off the rails. commondreams.us8.list-manage.com/track/click?...

AMAZING: Protesters are now tearing down barricades at a beach in southern Albania, saying that the land belongs to the people and not to oligarchs like Jared Kushner and Ivanka Trump. Share everywhere to show your support! substack.com/@rawstory/no...

Epstein Files:

Can @albomp.bsky.social even see the parallels at this point? #Starmer #auspol

Sealant Team Six guarding our vulnerable shores against Algae-Qeada, Algaetifa. And Algae Sharpton.

If you ever wondered if some governments rely on things like speed cameras for revenue. Yep, it's true. The Crisafulli government is leaking badly. Documents show it's relying on $300m worth of fines to fund the Bruce Highway program. Slow down on the roads. #qldpol

Lebanon has a right to defend itself. Israel is a foreign invader. The Lebanese are RIGHT in defending themselves!

Everybody is also fully aware that weapons inspections were part of the deal Obama struck with Iran in 2015, which you tore up in 2018. These last 8 years without inspection are your fault, so there’s no credit or praise for reinstating them. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

I thought this was on Point….

Can’t Hide….. Breaking News from The Halfway Post: BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious that the annual ranking of US presidents by a committee of 50 top presidential historians was released today, and the committee almost unanimously ranked Trump’s second term as the worst in US history.

Israel is literally inside Lebanon killing Lebanese people! The Israeli Genocidaires Force will be, and *should* be, legitimate targets of any people or groups defending Lebanon. Acting like that's off the table is merely rubber-stamping Israel's annexation of southern Lebanon.

It seems that the italian prime minister is pissed off.

The United States has provided Israel with over $318 billion (when adjusted for inflation) in combined military and economic assistance since World War II, making it the largest cumulative recipient of American foreign aid. AMERICANS HAVING A PROBLEM MAKING ENDS MEET, THINK ABOUT THIS !!!

Bill Gates Invests In Child Sex Ring Startup

Will Starmer call an emergency Cobra meeting? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Morning. ☕️

BREAKING: Iran has shut down the Strait of Hormuz and has indefinitely suspended negotiations with the United States following Israel's strikes in Lebanon… In other words: we’re fucked! 😎✨

JUST IN: 🇮🇷🇮🇱 Iranian Foreign Minister Araghchi says "the genocidal death cult headquartered in Tel Aviv is a threat to all of humanity."

Child Rapists allowed freedom to continue crimes against Children.

The president of the US and first lady are prominent figures in files compiled by the FBI and Department of Justice in the investigation of sex trafficking of minors and conspiracy to engage in sex trafficking of minors. Between the two of them, nobody is mentioned more in these files.

Do vaccines save lives? Yep! Does antivaxx BS kill? Yep. 👇 Cervical cancer deaths for vaccinated young women fall to zero in England: study www.ctvnews.ca/health/artic...

Americans insist on calling the military action against Iran a war, as if this somehow justifies it. It was not a war, it was an act of unbridled aggression by two rogue leaders. It was murder on a grand scale and the proponents should be in The Hague answering charges accordingly.

These centers suck in more water and electricity than countless major cities, which's literally displacing communities and farmland and generating billions for the greedy owners! www.instagram.com/p/DZsqBpxH3hO/

When political cartoons hit so accurately you want to make giant billboards of these everywhere.

👴🏻*sees people having fun* Pooh! Don't get too excited! No one likes Democratic socialists! This was a fluke victory. Never happens! 🤔Except in Burlington... but that's a small city and doesn't count! OK and Seattle, but everyone knows that Seattle is not normal! OK, and in NYC! Hey wait a minute...

BREAKING NEWS: Mossad insiders leak that the Netanyahu government is enmeshed in an internal power struggle over whether the next false flag should be an attack on a US military vessel or another 9/11 style move on the US homeland.

🇺🇸 today 😔

Child Rapists allowed freedom to continue crimes against Children.

Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given vaccine. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

You didn't seriously think this government had the guts to tough it out, did you? ⤵️ Surely not after the Anti-Semitism Royal Commission cave ... and the YouTube teen access ban exemption cave ... and ... and ... We deserve better. #auspol

The cops shot and killed a 1 year old over a package of diapers. Now they tear-gas the people protesting the murdering cops.

In 2023, a deadly mass shooting took the lives of 11 people in my hometown of Monterey Park. In 2025, nearly 14,000 people lost their lives to gun violence in the United States.